"Why the HELL did I DO that?!"

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

You are hereby a lucky person. Imagine that happening with a meaner teacher.

Also, what's a BR?

I made the account after a Halo marathon, it's a Battle Rifle. I wish I could change it.

 

[traceur_]

Testing the temperature of the grill with my hand, bad move.

 

[Lazy Lemon]

I've done lot's of things I regret, I'm sure everyone has but do you mean something that I keep doing even though I know it's stupid? I'm confused. However none of this really matters, because I have a new favourite word in the form of Owhellowgodowargh.

 

[Macropter]

A bunch of my friends and I were reenacting the Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene with the flagellants chanting in Latin and hitting themselves in the face while we were in a cafeteria. I hit myself in the face, broke my glasses frame, and chipped the lens. Now I get to go around wearing glasses with a stripe of purple duct tape on them.

 

[jake09050]

Hot plate.

Ow.

Five icecubes.

One hurting finger.

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

It started off as them annoying me. It ended as a worthy cause. If you want details I'll gladly PM you.

Can I have this PM as well?

Could you be kind enough to also inform me on your guerilla war in a PM

 

[FluffX]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

It started off as them annoying me. It ended as a worthy cause. If you want details I'll gladly PM you.

I think enough people have requested it as to justify you posting it on this thread.

Also, I checked the oven temperature again just now. What's wrong with me?

 

[Agent Larkin]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

It started off as them annoying me. It ended as a worthy cause. If you want details I'll gladly PM you.

I think enough people have requested it as to justify you posting it on this thread.

Also, I checked the oven temperature again just now. What's wrong with me?

Ask Coldstorage to do it. Im very tired.

 

[FluffX]

Word speaky talk.

You ask Mouldcottage to do it, I'm too tired to think of a decent excuse not too.

Or... You know, have some sleep and come back again tommorow. That would work too.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Word speaky talk.

You ask Mouldcottage to do it, I'm too tired to think of a decent excuse not too.

Or... You know, have some sleep and come back again tommorow. That would work too.

I would but Im downloading Map Pack 2 and I want to play it tonight.

 

[FluffX]

Word speaky talk.

You ask Mouldcottage to do it, I'm too tired to think of a decent excuse not too.

Or... You know, have some sleep and come back again tommorow. That would work too.

I would but Im downloading Map Pack 2 and I want to play it tonight.

Let's pretend I don't know what that means.

...

Ha! Oh Fluff, you're such an annoying noob!

 

[slipknot4]

Fire + brie in a bag = bad smell, in the entire left wing of the hotel...

 

[ThatStrangeDude]

Was riding home on a bike after a party. I was pretty wasted, and I run into this small gang of people, looking all "cool" on the sidewalk. They shout some stuff after me, and I proceed to flick the bird and yell "Piss off retards!" to them.

Dumbest most unconsidered thing I've ever done.
(And my nose will never be the same again.)

 

[Specter_]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

that it does, also on this note, every day for the last 2 weeks some twat on a moped has been disrupting my (insert whatever here) at 1 A.M now ideas for how to stop said twat?

Road spikes?

something easier to get, and requires little effort(I'm lazy)

A thick twig between his spokes?

me=lazy person

them=moped...


maybe i should just find some rope and wait

This. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrs7Z8FRQeQ]

 

[TalonsOfWar]

jumping off of my house into a pool it was pretty fun but it hert (ill do it again someday)

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

the best example was when i was... let's just say less than fully functional. I had to take a piss and throw something away. So without thinking i threw my paper plate with my remaining food in the toilet and pissed in the trash can. I sort of realized what i was doing but i didnt see it as a problem until after i was done and i just said to myself "Why the fuck did I do that?"

 

[Valkyira]

Driving a quad bike towards a tree and not thinking 'maybe i should avoid it'. Needless to say, i needed a new helmet and a arm cast

 

[Fraught]

Most recently I made food in my pot, and the pan's handle really near to it, to the flame too.
Then I turned it off, took the pot, put food on my plate, and took the pan by the handle. Needless to say, it was fuckin' hot, I dropped the fucker, and everything on the pan fell down.
Then I used the kettleholder, but one time I forgot, and touched it again.

My hand hurt pretty much after it.

 

[Irridium]

My friends and I were driving around, I was riding shotgun and we passed by a captain morgan billboard that said "Got a little captain in you?" I rolled down the window, and did the "Captain" pose, and almost fell out of the window, but for about a half second, I'll bet it looked badass.