I've done that, and my friend has a killer right hook, hit me right on the side of my face. I am man enough to admit that I almost passed out.Zombie_Fish said:
"Why the HELL did I DO that?!"
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An attractive girl was walking down the street, just in front of me, and she kept glancing back at me and smiling. I don't normally get that kind of attention in broad daylight in public(in fact, it's pretty rare most of the time), so I returned the smiles. It was windy and her impractically short skirt was blowing around, and she was quite clearly making no attempt to stop it, and even turned around and joked about it to me. I was pretty stunned at this, and all the Roger Moore-esque suave talk in my head was being broken on the long trip down from my brain to my mouth, but we nevertheless remained interested in each other. Eventually she asked me if I wanted to "go into her house for a while", at which point I, taken aback, got in an incredible panic and, rather than just ask for her number or something and take it slowly, I instead said that I was gay, for absolutely no clear reason that I can think of.
Although at least I've never told a girl I was gay in order to not hook upGuerrillaClock said:
although i have all college to accidentally claim so.
I was in a crappy little band at school. For our last performance before we headed off to uni, we decided it'd be a good idea if each of us had a ghost chilli on stage before we started playing.
The inability to breathe does put a bit of a damper on that "playing the sax" malarkey.
The inability to breathe does put a bit of a damper on that "playing the sax" malarkey.
