Why We Love Zombies

[C.Flat]

Zombies becoming an arcade mode is getting boring. Friend of mine only bought Cod Blops because it had zombies in it. In fact yesterday we ran through a list of the people we know and decided if we would let them come with us in a zombie apocalypse. Decided by such things as if they would be prone to 'Cut and run' in a dangerous situation or if they just lack the 'Z' factor. But anyway a zombie game should have less zombies, not more. The game should not be set in America where guns are more common and accessible forcing the player to use the situation, making fleeing or avoiding zombies more appealing than killing them. Forcing the players to use melee weapons and whatever comes to hand, zombies would scratch and grapple the player so they pull them in and bite them. In Nazi Zombies and games such as Left 4 Dead, zombies are no longer scary because theres just too many of them and they die too easily. The shambling hordes in Nazi Zombies can down you in a couple of hits but if you and your friends get shotguns and SMGs then you can just sit in the teleporter until they overwhelm you, the one with the most money buys the trip. Eventually everybody has enough to Pack a punch their weapons and can just repeat.

Sorry about the rant but you get the point, a swamp isnt going to have 3,000 people just milling about in it.

It's not that easy in Black Ops. Unless you are using juggernog it takes two slaps from a zombie to kill you/knock you down (in Coop). I've had the annoying experience to get hit once by 2 zombies at the same time and lose.

 

[Silentghost]

The word "zombies" in the title was so striking I felt compelled not only to post but to create an account to do so. More to the point I'm a big zombie nerd so I decided I'd bite.

My personal feelings on "Why the living love to hate the undead" boils down to how little diffirence there is between them. Zombies are scary because they are *us*. Strip man down to the most basic of needs, to consume, and take away every biological thing that gets in the way of that.

Dead Rising also makes an excellent comparison between the flesh eating zombies consuming all the people to the flesh eating people consuming all the livestock. Countless chewing, gnashing, and flesh rending mouths on either side of that coin. The only difference is whats on the menu. Zombies have that fatal attraction because we see our own human gluttony portrayed through them, and it's alot to swallow.

In addition I belive it's also the fear involved in viral outbreaks. Any "zombie virus" is at least twice as deadly as anything we have because there is no definite window of infection. Usually the elements will kill any living virus in time, however so long as a single zombie remains standing it can spread. Not to mention how the virus can kill a person and *then* make them get back up to spread it further. Such a virus makes humanity it's own worst enemy.

Eh, I could go on all day about this stuff hehe. For a good zombie book recommendation I'd vote for the Morning Star Strain series. Very realistic and action packed. Anyways thanks for reading.

 

[Ronnie Komstedt]

I find that Number 1 and 2 might be very close to the truth, deep down humans is pack animals with quit strong terratorial instincts, and with the way we live in overcrowded cities its hard to destiquch who belongs where so we group together in small well-definde "tribes" and then hate everyone else

 

[mattag08]

Yahtzee must be gay for Allah. He can't put two sentences together without talking about religion. Just come out already Ben! We'll still love you!

 

[Odegauger]

It's unrealistic, but you'll notice that a goodly portion of the zombie stories out there largely deal with dweebs who 'rise to the call' and become important and empowered.

What zombie stories have you read? I've never seen this.

In every zombie scenario I've seen, it's often your fellow humans you have to worry about more than the zombies. People will always find something to disagree about.

Every zombie scenario you've seen huh? Funny, I could have sworn that zombies don't exist. Citing fiction as evidence of how humans act is kinda iffy, to say the least.

 

[Therumancer]

It's unrealistic, but you'll notice that a goodly portion of the zombie stories out there largely deal with dweebs who 'rise to the call' and become important and empowered.

What zombie stories have you read? I've never seen this.

Pretty much every zombie story ever. Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, Shaun Of The Dead, Zombieland, Diary Of The Dead, Zombie Diaries, 28 Days later, Evil Dead, The Video Dead, etc...

Typically the protaganist, or at least major character of these stories, is an "ordinary guy" as defined by the lowest common denominator, or in short a dweeb.

It's generally a rare exception when the central character is someone who you'd expect to be effective in a situation like this. Typically they start out going "OMG, OMG, OMG" but then by the end of the movie they wind up making a lot of the desicians, making headshots with the best of them, and generally getting involved in zombie bashing. Even in movies with a bad ending this is the guy who typically winds up being the last one left (or among them).

Zombie movies being very much into the entire "final girl" thing. Horror movies being in many cases morality tales. It's the nice guy, or (more more often, hence the name) girl who actually wind up surviving to the end of the movie, even if they get picked off as a final "surprise".

It's the dweeb who does his school work, minds his own business, and generally is just along for the ride who survives where all the jocks, slutty cheerleaders, rich guys, gang bangers, and similar types wind up taking starring roles in the brain buffet.

What made "Evil Dead" a cult classic (speaking for the first one, when it was more straightforward horror fare) was above and beyond anything the simple fact that it turned this convention on it's head. Despite what people think of the character (mostly from "Army Of Darkness") Ash was pretty much the worst kind of person, exactly the kind of cowardly slime you'd expect to be an early (justified) fatality, yet he survives to the end of the movie. What's more his competance increases when he goes crazy (and is greatly exagerrated in later movies).

 

[The Harkinator]

Zombies becoming an arcade mode is getting boring. Friend of mine only bought Cod Blops because it had zombies in it. In fact yesterday we ran through a list of the people we know and decided if we would let them come with us in a zombie apocalypse. Decided by such things as if they would be prone to 'Cut and run' in a dangerous situation or if they just lack the 'Z' factor. But anyway a zombie game should have less zombies, not more. The game should not be set in America where guns are more common and accessible forcing the player to use the situation, making fleeing or avoiding zombies more appealing than killing them. Forcing the players to use melee weapons and whatever comes to hand, zombies would scratch and grapple the player so they pull them in and bite them. In Nazi Zombies and games such as Left 4 Dead, zombies are no longer scary because theres just too many of them and they die too easily. The shambling hordes in Nazi Zombies can down you in a couple of hits but if you and your friends get shotguns and SMGs then you can just sit in the teleporter until they overwhelm you, the one with the most money buys the trip. Eventually everybody has enough to Pack a punch their weapons and can just repeat.

Sorry about the rant but you get the point, a swamp isnt going to have 3,000 people just milling about in it.

It's not that easy in Black Ops. Unless you are using juggernog it takes two slaps from a zombie to kill you/knock you down (in Coop). I've had the annoying experience to get hit once by 2 zombies at the same time and lose.

Although if you sit on the teleporter it kills zombies when you turn it on. You have a point though, zombies are nice and dangerous and in certain situations you can easily kill 100 them and in others you are faced with 4 and know your going down, thats something Nazi Zombies gets right. I'm just saying that they don't seem scary when you have a really good weapon and can scythe them down.

 

[Ashcrexl]

they are the reason i still think world at war is the best Call of Duty game. and maybe once i get black ops when it isnt 1/5 the price of my ps3, that will be my favorite.

 

[John Horn]

I think Yahtzee's claim that humans are antisocial betrays something of his own misanthropy. He makes an unsustainable claim about how everyone is suspicious of everyone else. The fact is, for better or worse, we have evolved as social creatures many millions of years ago. Long before the advent of language. It's true that the urban environment is too recent to have affected evolution meaningfully. What I mean by "better or worse" is that Evolution has carved away human distrust to a significant degree. At some point in the past, maybe as mammals or something prior, we were primarily lone hunters. Providing only for our families. As our expanded families grew larger, we eventually evolved social instincts. As social creatures, we have evolved the lust to do "good things" to others. Doing good deeds increase our pleasure hormones (serotonin). Without it, we wouldn't be able to sustain a civilization in the urban environment. When we were just small tribes, helping a member of our own tribe would've given us credit. Credit for reciprocity. Back then you would've remembered everyone's faces/smell/other features. Those who have exhibited antisocial behavior would've long since been outcast from this social group. This social reciprocal behavior has eventually become an accellerant. Accellerating as social beings cross with other social beings - their offspring will be even more social. Those who die out, lacked the necessary ingredient.

My take on zombies is that they represent the simplified enemy. An enemy without complex desires, motivations, etc. This appeals to us at a base level. We find it easier to cope with enemies that are monochrome and easily identifiable.

One more factor, perhaps the big pink elephant in the room, is the following;
Christianity has defined our greatest fears for the longest of times. This is what I call "Christocentricism." Think about it. Vampires are afraid of the cross (except in True Blood). Dr. Frankenstein's monster represents the scary prospects of science. Zombies represent the undead rising up from their graves. Witches are afraid of the cross, and are represented by the pentagram. Then you have the Anti-Christ, and the whole shebang. It all betrays our fear of the "unknown" - but ONLY in the eyes of a Christian.

Today, very few are believing Christians, in Northern Europe. So what has sustained this fear for so long? I think it's time for Christocentricism to lose its hold.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent does a good job at leaving this anachronism. It shows that you can make an excellent rollercoaster of fear without appealing to christocentric notions.

 

[znix]

You forgot: Zombies are boring.

 

[Nemitri]

I hate zombie games, you play one, and you play them all, its very cliché and unoriginal.

 

[Odegauger]

It's unrealistic, but you'll notice that a goodly portion of the zombie stories out there largely deal with dweebs who 'rise to the call' and become important and empowered.

What zombie stories have you read? I've never seen this.

Pretty much every zombie story ever. Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, Shaun Of The Dead, Zombieland, Diary Of The Dead, Zombie Diaries, 28 Days later, Evil Dead, The Video Dead, etc...

Typically the protaganist, or at least major character of these stories, is an "ordinary guy" as defined by the lowest common denominator, or in short a dweeb.

It's generally a rare exception when the central character is someone who you'd expect to be effective in a situation like this. Typically they start out going "OMG, OMG, OMG" but then by the end of the movie they wind up making a lot of the desicians, making headshots with the best of them, and generally getting involved in zombie bashing. Even in movies with a bad ending this is the guy who typically winds up being the last one left (or among them).

Zombie movies being very much into the entire "final girl" thing. Horror movies being in many cases morality tales. It's the nice guy, or (more more often, hence the name) girl who actually wind up surviving to the end of the movie, even if they get picked off as a final "surprise".

It's the dweeb who does his school work, minds his own business, and generally is just along for the ride who survives where all the jocks, slutty cheerleaders, rich guys, gang bangers, and similar types wind up taking starring roles in the brain buffet.

What made "Evil Dead" a cult classic (speaking for the first one, when it was more straightforward horror fare) was above and beyond anything the simple fact that it turned this convention on it's head. Despite what people think of the character (mostly from "Army Of Darkness") Ash was pretty much the worst kind of person, exactly the kind of cowardly slime you'd expect to be an early (justified) fatality, yet he survives to the end of the movie. What's more his competance increases when he goes crazy (and is greatly exagerrated in later movies).

I guess your definition of "dweeb" is different from mine, because a good lot of your examples are just about normal guys, distinct from dweebs in my mind. Normal guys are often the hero of these movies simply because of story-telling convention - an average joe protagonist gives something for the audience to connect to, and in this case also provides a contrast to the insanity going on around him. This sounds like just another rant about how nerds are obsessed with self-indulgent power fantasies as a way of coping with their social dominance issues.

 

[Burningsok]

Hmmm very good points, actually makes some sense.

 

[Nocturnal Gentleman]

Why we love zombies? I never really got the impression that too many people like zombies. I definitely never cared for them. They're a fairly lame enemy. The typical zombie can't do much, and usually being a corpse or mindless infected it wouldn't be long till their bodies deteriorate.

Really the only zombies I like are sentient ones. Zombies that may crave flesh but you could still hang out with and talk to them. Those kind of zombies are far more interesting. They're dangerous to other people but never really want to be. Also, sentient zombies can bring about guilt for killing them or sadness as you watch them fall apart. Sentient zombies are also the only true scary zombie because they can plan out how to catch and eat you. These zombies are like the sadistic serial killers of reality except they can't feel pain.

I can't really say I agree much with this article. Not to mention I swear I've read the same points in at least 4 other articles. Well in articles that didn't make the writer seem so...pathetic.

 

[Kristoffer Sivertsen]

Good article. Now I will stop procrastinating and start writing so I don't fail the course.

 

[Zulnam]

This was an incredibly good article. I didn't even care about the main theme when I loaded it (don't really care that much about zombies), but wow.

I guess what really got me was the last paragraph and how well written it is. I especially loved the end of it, when you realize you're projecting (again).

Very good points, mr. Yahtzee. Personally, I'd rather go of old age and know that the world will go on than witness as my loved ones are nearing their deaths and know that there's nothing that I can do but comfort them with the inevitable end. But hey, that's just me.

 

[Lordpils]

Why can't we have more werewolves as enemies? They're actually a credible threat, whereas a zombie "plague" wouldn't last a week. They're slow stupid you can spot them long before they reach you and their reproduction and food source is also their top predator.
Werewolves on the other hand are stealthy, quick, occassionally smart and incredibly strong. Oh and they hunt at night and during the day you've got no clue who they are. Where's my movie/game/book about a plague of werewolves breaking out?

 

[Communist partisan]

It's true, somewhere inside we all hate eatchother.... even of some show it directly whithout hiding it like me.