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EPolleys

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Yeah that's right mods show us fools and peasants our proper place!
This should make my first warning so far, maybe I'll get suspended but it doesn't really matter.
I hardly ever post anyway. : P
 

That's Funny

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Jul 20, 2009
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First the whole user base got suspended on one thread.

Then the Escapist fell.

After the fall, we had no where else to go to, but 4Chan. *shudders*
 

Sporky111

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I have never gotten any kind of mod wrath

...UNTIL NOW

I'm glad people aren't taking this too seriously, I find it hilarious XD
 

kuolonen

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Not a single suspension, warning or ban. Yet its not like my posts are squicky clean so I guess Im lucky with the mods?

... Well Hello there mod, thats a damm fine suspension stamp you got there...
 

the trooper

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Oct 17, 2009
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never been banned/ suspended but i did almost take over the world... and i wouldnt have got away with it to if it weren't for those meddling kids
 

Trogdor1138

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I TOLD YOU GUYS IN THE PREVIOUS POST HERE THAT YOU WOULD CAUSE MAJOR DAMAGE IF YOU MODDED MY POST! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!?????

*There was a nuclear war for 20 years, everybody on Earth has a tail, Hitler died of old age and the Star Wars prequels never got made*

Well... We had to sacrifice a lot in the world but I guess it was worth it for some things then...
 

Evilsanta

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What the hells is going on here? Why is everybody getting suspended?

Has the mods finally gone mad by the power they posses?

OT: I haven't gotten any mod attention or gotten any warnings, probations or suspensions.

EDIT: OMG! They got me...Noo! My clean record! What have you done to me?!
 

Captain Pirate

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Day: Feb 12th.
The suspensions are taking over, claiming new victims as they go. The forums are becoming increasingly barren, as more and more succumb to the wrath of what we survivors have taken to calling 'The Suspender'.
No one is safe.

I pray that whoever finds this diary takes my advice and runs for safety as soon as possible.
I have been hiding out in some of the less-looked-at forums, hoping to avoid the gaze of the Suspender, but occasionally I venture out to Off-topic and Gaming to post on new threads. A risk I must take, but one that never stops being terrifying; a quick run of stealth to share my opinions, always fearful of Suspender's mighty 'SUSPENDED' stamp.
Soon I fear, however, that I will be found. By the laws of probability, my time is limited.

A sudden sprint out to Off-Topic, I find a thread about why people were put on probation, back before The Suspending Times. Everywhere I look I see posts scarred with The Suspender's telltale signs; 'User was suspended for this post.' occupying the lower spaces of the comment.
I fear The Suspender lurks here, as some of the posts were only from 5 minutes ago.
I must make haste back to my safe-haven, in Forum Games, where the Suspender has yet to destroy.
Before leaving, I- wait. I heard something... Coming closer.... looking through the pages... Oh God. It's coming from the latest post... Oh... oh no! No, not me! SPARE ME!! WHY GOD, WHHHYYY, NAAOOUGGHHH-
 

SturmDolch

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May 17, 2009
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As a great man on the WoW forums once said, "posting on a legendary thread".

OT: I got suspended once for posting a link to a museum's gallery of Russian torture devices on display. Then I saw a thread of people posting pictures of much more relevant torture devices titled "Weapons you own" or something of that nature. Yeah...
 

OniaPL

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Why is everyone getting suspended? Either this is hilarious or infuriating!

Or has the world finally come to an end, and like animals, Escapist moderators react to the threat by going crazy?

Oh, and I like pudding.
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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UltraHammer said:
Kastigia said:
Ah man this shits hilarious, at this rate the escapist isn't going to have any posters left!
Do your worst mods, you've successfully killed your own forum by being anally retentive.
I call on all escapists to post in this thread! We can just make new accounts anyway and troll the place to high heaven. Freedom!
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING!

Everyone on the site, post, post, post! I despise the moderation on the escapist. Which sucks because their official content is so good.

What's up with the probation thing? I can understand warning the user privately, but why the public "PROBATION" sign? It's like, look at this pathetic user who DARES go out of line! This is what will happen to you!

The moderation on this website is unfair and over-controlling in so many ways. You'll turn your members into mindless zombies who have to carefully, slowly plan out every single word they say in fear of getting in trouble.

What's even worse is that TE thinks they're so humorous and free-spirited about it. By jokingly calling it "mod wrath". Oh, hardy hardy har! See? These people are actually really nice and funny. Oh and by the way saying anything that could possibly offend someone will incite them to publicly humiliate you in any way you can.

It's not just here, either. 90% of websites have out-of-whack moderation, and I'm sick of it. The free'er you make your land, the more naturally, culturally enforced rules and standards take control. It's much better that way.

There's really nothing good about these forums. It seems every post is either a rage-inducing political debate, trying to discredit someone said about your Country/race/culture, or something that will get you probed.
You can still post, can't you? It is a joke. These are mock suspensions. Have a little fun.
 

BreakfastMan

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Jul 22, 2010
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Okay, I can't help but not join it, even if it ruins my chance for the Neo badge. *jumps into thread* Totally worth iiiiiiiit!

OT: I once got a warning low content. Of course now, that might change...
 

cryogeist

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Captain Pirate said:
Day: Feb 12th.
The suspensions are taking over, claiming new victims as they go. The forums are becoming increasingly barren, as more and more succumb to the wrath of what we survivors have taken to calling 'The Suspender'.
No one is safe.

I pray that whoever finds this diary takes my advice and runs for safety as soon as possible.
I have been hiding out in some of the less-looked-at forums, hoping to avoid the gaze of the Suspender, but occasionally I venture out to Off-topic and Gaming to post on new threads. A risk I must take, but one that never stops being terrifying; a quick run of stealth to share my opinions, always fearful of Suspender's mighty 'SUSPENDED' stamp.
Soon I fear, however, that I will be found. By the laws of probability, my time is limited.

A sudden sprint out to Off-Topic, I find a thread about why people were put on probation, back before The Suspending Times. Everywhere I look I see posts scarred with The Suspender's telltale signs; 'User was suspended for this post.' occupying the lower spaces of the comment.
I fear The Suspender lurks here, as some of the posts were only from 5 minutes ago.
I must make haste back to my safe-haven, in Forum Games, where the Suspender has yet to destroy.
Before leaving, I- wait. I heard something... Coming closer.... looking through the pages... Oh God. It's coming from the latest post... Oh... oh no! No, not me! SPARE ME!! WHY GOD, WHHHYYY, NAAOOUGGHHH-
ok that was awesome