why were you put on probation/suspended or warned

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[Steel_crab]

I think this thread is foolish and wish to have no part in it whatsoever. Furthermore, I think the escapist moderators are bronzed demi-gods and I would no more wish to offend them than to injure a small and adorable rabbit.

Despite this, I am likely to get suspended.

 

[Gasaraki]

I think I got a probation once when I first joined for a low content post.

Suspension in five, four, three, two, o-

 

[Gasaraki]

lawl
EDIT: Post while suspended? I'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS
(I'm not actually 12, please don't ban me)

 

[similar.squirrel]

I've got a clean record, as far as I recall. May get something for expressing my amusement at the spate of probations this thread has brought about, but what of it?

Edit: Heh. It would be more succinct to simply say 'this'.
Also, I got warnings for low-content posts and some minor infraction back in the day.

Edit: Is this some kind of html-based tomfoolery?

 

[Lizmichi]

everyone is being suspended for posting in this thread. It not against the rules and it's just pathetic and is holding back this site from real potential. If this is the way its going to be im not even sure I want to stay.

Buddy it's a joke thread, Kross is having fun with us. Hell I find it funny.

 

[Ima842]

Just for you Kross.
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hehe, this thread is hilarious
Wow this is worse than saying candlejack, oh wai..

 

[Bloodstain]

Day: Feb 12th.
The suspensions are taking over, claiming new victims as they go. The forums are becoming increasingly barren, as more and more succumb to the wrath of what we survivors have taken to calling 'The Suspender'.
No one is safe.

I pray that whoever finds this diary takes my advice and runs for safety as soon as possible.
I have been hiding out in some of the less-looked-at forums, hoping to avoid the gaze of the Suspender, but occasionally I venture out to Off-topic and Gaming to post on new threads. A risk I must take, but one that never stops being terrifying; a quick run of stealth to share my opinions, always fearful of Suspender's mighty 'SUSPENDED' stamp.
Soon I fear, however, that I will be found. By the laws of probability, my time is limited.

A sudden sprint out to Off-Topic, I find a thread about why people were put on probation, back before The Suspending Times. Everywhere I look I see posts scarred with The Suspender's telltale signs; 'User was suspended for this post.' occupying the lower spaces of the comment.
I fear The Suspender lurks here, as some of the posts were only from 5 minutes ago.
I must make haste back to my safe-haven, in Forum Games, where the Suspender has yet to destroy.
Before leaving, I- wait. I heard something... Coming closer.... looking through the pages... Oh God. It's coming from the latest post... Oh... oh no! No, not me! SPARE ME!! WHY GOD, WHHHYYY, NAAOOUGGHHH-

If you were dying, you wouldn't bother to write "NAAOOUGGHHH-," you'd just say it!
And don't you tell me you were dictating.
(cookies if you get the reference, a slap if not)

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Day: Feb 12th.
The suspensions are taking over, claiming new victims as they go. The forums are becoming increasingly barren, as more and more succumb to the wrath of what we survivors have taken to calling 'The Suspender'.
No one is safe.

I pray that whoever finds this diary takes my advice and runs for safety as soon as possible.
I have been hiding out in some of the less-looked-at forums, hoping to avoid the gaze of the Suspender, but occasionally I venture out to Off-topic and Gaming to post on new threads. A risk I must take, but one that never stops being terrifying; a quick run of stealth to share my opinions, always fearful of Suspender's mighty 'SUSPENDED' stamp.
Soon I fear, however, that I will be found. By the laws of probability, my time is limited.

A sudden sprint out to Off-Topic, I find a thread about why people were put on probation, back before The Suspending Times. Everywhere I look I see posts scarred with The Suspender's telltale signs; 'User was suspended for this post.' occupying the lower spaces of the comment.
I fear The Suspender lurks here, as some of the posts were only from 5 minutes ago.
I must make haste back to my safe-haven, in Forum Games, where the Suspender has yet to destroy.
Before leaving, I- wait. I heard something... Coming closer.... looking through the pages... Oh God. It's coming from the latest post... Oh... oh no! No, not me! SPARE ME!! WHY GOD, WHHHYYY, NAAOOUGGHHH-

If you were dying, you wouldn't bother to write "NAAOOUGGHHH-," you'd just say it!
And don't you tell me you were dictating.
(cookies if you get the reference, a slap if not)

The Holy Grail, of course.

 

[Irridium]

lol is everyone suspended in this topic or is someone having a laugh?

Kross is laughing his ass off.

 

[Dragonclaw]

I was always a decent poster...dare I say a poster who was always contributing to the threads I participated in...never in any trouble at all...not even a freindly e-mail from a MOD and certainly no warning or probation...

but then I slipped up...

...I was suspended for this post and all I got was a lousy T-shirt!

 

[Random Fella]

Accident soz

 

[Random Fella]

My bad accidently comment no suspend plz

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

I haven't actually been susp......

 

[Syphous]

I literally just laughed up tears. Thank you Escapist, thank you.

You fascists.