Why???? Why Would You Do This?????

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smearyllama

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So as I was coming home from my drum lesson with my dad, we saw a truck ahead of us.
Dangling from its trailer hitch were...

Some huge metal testicles.

Why?
Who would buy that?
Are you so insecure in your masculinity that you have to compensate by attaching genitalia to your car?
It's stupid!
I'm told these are actually a fairly popular item, but still!
The only thing that could make it worse would be if you but a giant steel dong on the front of your truck, too.
/rant

For discussion:
Is there anything that makes you react like this?
What is it?
 

BlumiereBleck

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Seems to me a transformers 2 reference is needed. But i cant name one off the top of my head but ill think of one.
 

Mr.Pandah

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Haha thats pretty funny.

Umm..."People" who wear their pants down at their knees. You know who I'm talking about.
 

lacktheknack

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I've seen those on a neighbor's truck. They made me laugh at the guy, and I asked him "Are you compensating for something?"

He took them off.

There's not much that makes me react really angrily. People do what they see fit, I typically don't have issues with that.
 

Raven_Operative

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It is stupid, and completely pointless...

Already, I can probably count about 4 sets of these things affixes to the trucks around me school. My theory, is that the people who buy these things are trying to compensate for something.

Edit:

lacktheknack said:
I've seen those on a neighbor's truck. They made me laugh at the guy, and I asked him "Are you compensating for something?"
Ninja'd!
 

Baneat

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smearyllama said:
Are you so insecure in your masculinity that you have to compensate by attaching genitalia to your car?
He clearly did it for the lulz

I hate it when people try to apply bullshit inductions when they haven't a clue.
 

lacktheknack

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Mr.Pandah said:
Haha thats pretty funny.

Umm..."People" who wear their pants down at their knees. You know who I'm talking about.
http://www.picshag.com/pics/102009/gangsta-pants-fail.jpg

Again, this makes me laugh, but not angry.
 

The Wykydtron

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Hey if he wants his truck to have ballz then goddammit his truck WILL have ballz!
 

emeraldrafael

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smearyllama said:
You live int he south dont you? Cause that can be answered with imbreeding.

Anyway, I dont know. most art makes me do that, but then again, I like art. I do remember once someone decided to tempt the security cards at our art museum and make it look like he was going ot draw on one of the paintings with a pen.
 

Xeros

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Maybe... he wanted... *Puts on sunglasses* "Balls of Steel!" YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!
 

WarCorrespondent

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Just morons in general. I'm not talking about IQ, I'm talking about crazy old ladies that walk their trolley of crap down the middle of a main road.

I just think to myself "Shouldn't people like this have died out by now?"

In terms of natural selection, it boggles my mind.