Why???? Why Would You Do This?????

[Joe Deadman]

Anytime an AI teammate runs in front of me just as I fire a rocket or grenade launcher or decides to play fetch with a grenade I just threw. Especially if they complain about me shooting them afterwards.

IRL: anytime someone doesn't indicate properly when coming off a roundabout meaning I have to continue to sit there when I could have gone.

 

[Gigano]

Sounds quite amusing in a pointless, lowbrow kind of way.

...I can't understand why this would ever provoke anger. A whiff of exasperation perhaps, but it seems like such utterly harmless and crude fun you can either laugh with or - somewhat more tastefully - at for being so out of place.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Haha thats pretty funny.

Umm..."People" who wear their pants down at their knees. You know who I'm talking about.

http://www.picshag.com/pics/102009/gangsta-pants-fail.jpg

Again, this makes me laugh, but not angry.

Which makes you laugh? The thug life? Or balls of steel?

Because it used to make me laugh, now I just wish for it to end. I've never seen anything quite extreme as that to be honest, but I've seen them pretty darn ridiculous.

 

[lacktheknack]

Haha thats pretty funny.

Umm..."People" who wear their pants down at their knees. You know who I'm talking about.

http://www.picshag.com/pics/102009/gangsta-pants-fail.jpg

Again, this makes me laugh, but not angry.

Which makes you laugh? The thug life? Or balls of steel?

Both. I've only known a few "gangstas", all of whom though it would be fun to tell what utter crap I am, and my only thought was "If I kicked you in the balls right now and ran, you'd never catch me."

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Haha thats pretty funny.

Umm..."People" who wear their pants down at their knees. You know who I'm talking about.

http://www.picshag.com/pics/102009/gangsta-pants-fail.jpg

Again, this makes me laugh, but not angry.

Which makes you laugh? The thug life? Or balls of steel?

Both. I've only known a few "gangstas", all of whom though it would be fun to tell what utter crap I am, and my only thought was "If I kicked you in the balls right now and ran, you'd never catch me."

I can't laugh at it anymore. I see it too much for it to be funny anymore.

Hell, you could punch/kick them anywhere you want and they wouldn't be able to catch you anyway. You could probably take them on and just win because they don't have any sort of mobility like that.

 

[Lopsided Weener]

I've got balls of STEEL. STEEL. STEEL.


I'd find it quite amusing, definitely not something to get worked up about.

 

[SwimmingRock]

The one thing I can think of that angers me is parents who take their kids to the supermarket and then send their kids to do the shopping while they go stand in line at the cashier. I get that these people want to save time and that it could work, but the children invariably don't know the layout of the supermarket well enough. This always leads to the parents yelling at the children for not being able to find what they were sent to find or bringing back the wrong brand of a product. The scene they cause is disruptive enough in itself, but I think it's entirely unacceptable to treat your children like slaves and then berate them for not knowing what brand detergent you always use or something along those lines.

 

[ConnorTheRed]

Hehehe...balls on a truck.
In all seriousness though, I've met people who care more about their vehichles than their family. This doesn't seem like compensating, just someone who wishes their truck would come alive one day, and be a sweet robot friend with massive steel balls.

 

[Stammer]

I actually see these stupid truck nuts all the time and I HATE following people who have them. They're not cool, they definitely don't make the driver look cool.

Seriously I've probably seen these at least 5 times already just from driving around the city, and yes, it pisses me off too.

 

[Zizzousa]

People who walk around campus carrying a Guardian under their arm while wearing a backpack. PUT THE PAPER AWAY. WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED.

The 'why?????????' is double: why the Grauniad, and why ignore your backpack? Imagine how ignored it must feel.

 

[Dags90]

I thought as part of the whole objectification of women thing cars were usually referred to as women?

So I guess it's a sign of progress and feminism? Yay equal objectification!

 

[emeraldrafael]

SNip

Who said anyhting about denial.

But alright, you get that washington run off.

Either that or you have profoundly stupid people in Virginia.

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I thought exactly that when I went the ED's "offended" page.

 

[TriggerOnly]

My ex teacher was driving me round and saw this. She said 'um I wonder what that is for... must be to balance the car out' I sat there with the biggest shit eating grin on my face.

 

[rathorn14]

I think it has more to do with bathroom humor: *snicker* "hey look, my truck has really big balls!" I doubt anyone actually buys and adorns their vehicles with these because they feel that they have small testicles and people will think they have big testicles when they see hitch nuts on the truck.

 

[JochemDude]

Haha thats pretty funny.

Umm..."People" who wear their pants down at their knees. You know who I'm talking about.

N_gger, in the category of people who annoy you? (I wonder who'll get this ref first)

 

[s0m3th1ng]

There are a lot of automotive-related things that people do that don't make much sense.

Plastering your fiber-glass and bondo covered piece of crap with dozens of "sponsors"
Swapping out your 14 pound alloy wheels with 52 pound chromed pieces of lead and suck.
DIY tinting that mimics the effects of a black hole. Applies to windows and FUCKING HEADLIGHTS.
Cutting springs to lower your car without replacing the struts/shocks. (I've done it, it's retarded dangerous)
Spending thousands of dollars on bolt-on upgrades yet neglecting basic maintenance to the point you have a shiny piece of crap with rod-knock and seized brake calipers.
Using sand to polish your intake manifold. With the suction created by the engine. Yeah.
Installing a massive lift and 42 inch mud-boggers on your street-driven truck.
Using ANY of the thousands of MPG scams, including HHO generators.

I could go on...and on...and on.