My reaction to Seth in Street Fighter IV:
"AHHH THE COMPUTER DOESN'T NEED TO FUCKING PRESS BUTTONS LIKE I DO!"
"AHHH THE COMPUTER DOESN'T NEED TO FUCKING PRESS BUTTONS LIKE I DO!"
Wierdest thing you've ever said out of rage to a game.
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Don't remember anything weird that I've said to the game directly, except maybe in COD MW2, "when i just said "Why? Why? WHY?!" or something like that.
But I have threatened to kill my computer mice once or twice.
I picked it up, turned it sideways, hold my other hand up, clenched in a fist, and said "I will kill you. Seriously". Also, i was really, REALLY angry at that moment. So, yeah. Didn't kill it, though.
But I have threatened to kill my computer mice once or twice.
I picked it up, turned it sideways, hold my other hand up, clenched in a fist, and said "I will kill you. Seriously". Also, i was really, REALLY angry at that moment. So, yeah. Didn't kill it, though.
Tanking a raid as a warrior the other day I was talking to myself...Dimitriov said:
'Interuuuupt that cast you bastard. Fire fire fire- shiiit. Nice dragon?' only to realise everyone is on voice chat to me -.- derp.
I say odd stuff whenever I'm on call of duty too but I cba to take 5 mins and sort PSN out now...
"I will fucking destroy everything you've ever loved!"
Then I realized I was yelling at a pile of metal wrapped in a plastic box.
Then I realized I was yelling at a pile of metal wrapped in a plastic box.
"I'm fucking flabbergasted that he could shoot me around a corner"
I get weird when I get angry and start talking to myself
I get weird when I get angry and start talking to myself
it is hard for me to remember specifics, though i do know that when i do swear it is just a compilation of various slang terms for various sexual organs, a number of swear words, and a few other insults including but not limited to
so something along the lines of this
this is however only when i play local multiplayer games such as halo or call of duty with my friends/brothers, and we all talk like this so nobody is offended, and we never do it online.
"whore, bastard, titnugget, cuntsack, and penis-whore"
so something along the lines of this
SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING SHITTY ASS TITTY BALL LICKING COCK SUCKING PENIS WHORE CUNTNUGGET *****
this is however only when i play local multiplayer games such as halo or call of duty with my friends/brothers, and we all talk like this so nobody is offended, and we never do it online.
I actually used to get into an insane rage with video games... Probably the only person to actually rage quit a scrim.
At Xlan, the NZ national Lan, a couple of years back I yelled "Get off the roof you useless cunts" at my clan mates... the team we were playing were in the row in front of us, and I was met with howls of laughter...
Its weird coz when the games over, I go straight back to being a chilled out cruisy guy with GG and hand shakes all round...
At Xlan, the NZ national Lan, a couple of years back I yelled "Get off the roof you useless cunts" at my clan mates... the team we were playing were in the row in front of us, and I was met with howls of laughter...
Its weird coz when the games over, I go straight back to being a chilled out cruisy guy with GG and hand shakes all round...
"OH GO RAPE A V8 ENGINE YOU FUCKER!!"
My first attempt to play Silent Hill 2 was drunken, and it took me a couple of deaths to realize Pyramid Head was invincible and that nothing would stop him from killing me in one hit, so i had to avoid him until he was called away. I shouted that at him during death two, at that my dog bit me and sobered me up enough to realize it.
My first attempt to play Silent Hill 2 was drunken, and it took me a couple of deaths to realize Pyramid Head was invincible and that nothing would stop him from killing me in one hit, so i had to avoid him until he was called away. I shouted that at him during death two, at that my dog bit me and sobered me up enough to realize it.
Most of them are either Firefly curses or obscenities my dad made up while working on my car. All are directed at Brink.
"FROG-HUMPING SON OF A *****!"
"MOTHERSUCKING COCKFUCKER!"
"WHAT THE BOLLOCKS?"
"WHERE THE ***** TITS DID HE COME FROM!"
"Fuck me! My gorram cuntlicking gun is empty AGAIN?!"
"Gimme that gorram shotgun, you ruttin' dumbass!" (That was in Halo: Reach. I had my team of Firefly fans laughing so hard.)
"WHAT THE SATAN?"
"SATAN'S CAMARO!"
In case you haven't noticed, kids, one of the side effects of Brink's AI is Tourette's.
"FROG-HUMPING SON OF A *****!"
"MOTHERSUCKING COCKFUCKER!"
"WHAT THE BOLLOCKS?"
"WHERE THE ***** TITS DID HE COME FROM!"
"Fuck me! My gorram cuntlicking gun is empty AGAIN?!"
"Gimme that gorram shotgun, you ruttin' dumbass!" (That was in Halo: Reach. I had my team of Firefly fans laughing so hard.)
"WHAT THE SATAN?"
"SATAN'S CAMARO!"
In case you haven't noticed, kids, one of the side effects of Brink's AI is Tourette's.