With all these powers combined...

[Insert Comedy Here]

I'd go back to the roman empire, and take over.
Then I would create the biggest, richest and most powerful empire the world has ever seen!
Hell, I even have a detailed plan to this already.
I'd crown myself emperor and god of earth!

And as a bonus, since I'd go back to about 50 BC, Christianity would never have existed.

I'd go back to the roman empire, and take over.
Then I would create the biggest, richest and most powerful empire the world has ever seen!
Hell, I even have a detailed plan to this already.
I'd crown myself emperor and god of earth!

And as a bonus, since I'd go back to about 50 BC, Christianity would never have existed.

I would take over then bring mankind to the space age. I would make us the supreme race and ensure our power as a leader. And I would do a lot of space exploring.

Ah yes, how could I forget to explore space?
Hell, why not take over the entire universe?

go to the future, get shitloads of future weapons, take over the world, teach them in 200 BC how to build computers as well, and if i do everything right, we would be living in space right now

I think I would just end up trying to be a ninja for some reason >.> then fast forward to become a cyborg then come back to take over the world

Tears for Fears was right, everybody wants to rule the world.

 

[Kingsman]

I would probably stop the Archduke Franz Ferdinand's assassination, then take over Africa and see if I can't make it better than the hole I remembered it to be (i.e. right now.)

After that? Exploit the huge natural resources that Africa holds and become a dangerous superpower in the world.

 

[[Gavo]]

I'd turn myself into this http://media.strategywiki.org/images/a/a0/MS_Monster_Pink_Bean.png
Then, I'd scare the living hell out of everyone while screaming,"Fear the Pink Bean!".

Cookies to anyone who knows what the Pink Bean is from.

Isn't that from...MapleStory?! *whithers and dies after saying*

Anyways, I would un-fuck-up Africa somehow, probably by stopping the colonizers and letting the natives develop naturally, go back in time and fight in the Coliseum with a gun, take the winnings to the present and sell them. Then give part of my money to my family, then live life normally. Except that I would have anything I wanted.

Oh, and give myself an awesome metabolism and a ripped bod.

 

[Soulgaunt]

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I'd turn myself into this http://media.strategywiki.org/images/a/a0/MS_Monster_Pink_Bean.png
Then, I'd scare the living hell out of everyone while screaming,"Fear the Pink Bean!".

Cookies to anyone who knows what the Pink Bean is from.

Isn't that from...MapleStory?! *whithers and dies after saying*

Muahahahaha! My plan has worked!
And yes, the Pink Bean is from Maplestory.
*Gives cookie*

 

[Crimsane]

I imagine that after a while of testing the limits of my new powers, I'd get bored after a year or two and not do much at all. Kinda like a sandbox game without much direction to it. When I can do anything, I eventually want to do nothing at all. Except now, I'd be doing nothing at all as the ruler of a new country I recently formed in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. And Kim Jong-il would be a koala bear.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I imagine that after a while of testing the limits of my new powers, I'd get bored after a year or two and not do much at all. Kinda like a sandbox game without much direction to it. When I can do anything, I eventually want to do nothing at all. Except now, I'd be doing nothing at all as the ruler of a new country I recently formed in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. And Kim Jong-il would be a koala bear.

Kim Jong-il already looks like a koala bear.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

-Snipped-
Tears for Fears was right, everybody wants to rule the world.

It's only because everyone wants to be the best and have their will set out so they're perfect world will come true

 

[pyros550]

I'd make everyone fight in a mortal kombat style game, then i just start pulling off fatalities.

Either that or turn all water into jelly

 

[Crimsane]

Kim Jong-il already looks like a koala bear.

Yeah, but you don't want to pet him. I'd change that. After all, he just wants attention.

 

[Rigs83]

I'd bring my favorite kind of Popcorn, Indiana Popcorn, a collapsible lawn chair and a pair of binoculars to the biggest fires and razes (like when Roma, London and Chicago burned or the raze of Carthage and the sacking of Rome) and enjoy the show. I am that kind of morbid.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Kim Jong-il already looks like a koala bear.

Yeah, but you don't want to pet him. I'd change that. After all, he just wants attention.

I have a sudden urge to go out looking for a Kim Jong-il plushie.. And hug it and squeeze it tight.

 

[jymkata]

Make myself 3 inches taller and a bit skinny.
With great power...

 

[fenrizz]

Tears for Fears was right, everybody wants to rule the world.

Indeed they were

 

[Erana]

Kick Hitler's ass, duh. Stop other incidents of genocide, and stop time and troll during wars. You know, like switching the soldiers' weapons 'n such.
Make it so miserable.

 

[Scarecrow38]

I would slot humanity into the Elder Scrolls universe, then the LOTR universe, then the Star Wars universe, then I would finally make myself President of the United States after Obama's 8 years.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

I would be known through time as different names some would call me a god some call me an angel all will fear me