Wojtek, the Polish Bear Warrior

[SacremPyrobolum]

Nuff said, a bear that fought Nazi's for the Polish.
http://news.yahoo.com/honoring-wojtek-bear-fought-nazis-193634388--abc-news-politics.html

 

[Cosmosis]

Well that title alone was enough to lighten my day.

"It's a story worthy of a Hollywood adaptation. A cuddly bear cub, orphaned in the mountains of northern Iran, grows up to become a soldier in the Polish army and helps fight the Nazis during World War II."

I agree.

Get on that. Dudes got time to make a movie about a horse, then they got time to ship this out.

 

[Mysterious Username]

First the bears kill Nazis to gain our trust, then people are giving them gifts and then they're in our homes and driving our cars and then BAM! Bearpocalypse.

 

[shrekfan246]

This is bearly enough praise for him, considering how long it has taken for this to happen.

Spoiler: Oh you!

All right, so how long until somebody snatches up movie rights to this inspirational, "based-on-a-true-story" piece?

The year was 1944. The location? Germany.

"What do you mean, 'they have a bear'?"

Nobody saw it coming. They couldn't prepare. They didn't stand a chance.

"RRROOOOOAAAAR!!"

"Oh god, run for your lives!" "He's coming!"

This summer, one bear will change the flow of history, forever, in *climatic action movie closer music* 'Wojtek, the Bear Warrior'.

 

[BiggyShackleton]

This is bearly enough praise for him, considering how long it has taken for this to happen.

All right, so how long until somebody snatches up movie rights to this inspirational, "based-on-a-true-story" piece?

The year was 1944. The location? Germany.

"What do you mean, 'they have a bear'?"

Nobody saw it coming. They couldn't prepare. They didn't stand a chance.

"RRROOOOOAAAAR!!"

"Oh god, run for your lives!" "He's coming!"

This summer, one bear will change the flow of history, forever, in *climatic action movie closer music* 'Wojtek, the Bear Warrior'.

Wojtek.. giving the Nazis paws for thought.

Coming Summer 2013.

 

[shrekfan246]

This is bearly enough praise for him, considering how long it has taken for this to happen.

All right, so how long until somebody snatches up movie rights to this inspirational, "based-on-a-true-story" piece?

The year was 1944. The location? Germany.

"What do you mean, 'they have a bear'?"

Nobody saw it coming. They couldn't prepare. They didn't stand a chance.

"RRROOOOOAAAAR!!"

"Oh god, run for your lives!" "He's coming!"

This summer, one bear will change the flow of history, forever, in *climatic action movie closer music* 'Wojtek, the Bear Warrior'.

Wojtek.. giving the Nazis paws for thought.

Coming Summer 2013.

All right, we have the teaser trailer and the poster sorted out. Though they might protest to using the word "Nazi", I don't know if that's become acceptable in Hollywood yet or not.