Woman accussed of hitting Cop with sex toy claims Self Defense

[Saucycarpdog]

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/27/woman-accused-of-hitting-cop-with-sex-toy-i-simply-was-defendi/

I know. Isn't that a really weird title? Well, here's your weird news for the day.

I can't tell who to side with though. The woman or the cop that got hit with a dildo? What do you think?

 

[A Raging Emo]

That's when she raised the dildo in what she calls a "defensive move."

is now a meme.

I think the Police Officer is in the right here. This lady seems like the sort of person to continuously make excuses in an attempt to get away with any crimes*.

*As far as I can tell from the article.

 

[Judgement101]

That's when she raised the dildo in what she calls a "defensive move."

is now a meme.

I think the Police Officer is in the right here. This lady seems like the sort of person to continuously make excuses in an attempt to get away with any crimes*.

*As far as I can tell from the article.

That line reminds me of the movie Bruno..........DAMN IT GET THE IMAGES OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

 

[Znakemane]

Man, i don't even care about the rest of the story, the mental image the headline produces is more than enough. I am now broken.

 

[Revne]

She never hit him. she just preformed a defensive move which accidently was preformed where he was standing

 

[Kortney]

I'd have to question the validity of the debate from the side who hits someone with a dildo.

 

[smearyllama]

Poor cop...

 

[wammnebu]

and thus the producers realized that their porn in the style of undercover documentaries would never get off the ground

 

[Irridium]

"feminine pleasure device"

Oh god, I laughed. Hard.

 

[Tartarga]

I was wondering why this woman had a dildo, then I saw her picture and it all became clear. Still, funny story.

 

[Nylis]

"....(snicker)... well, this should be interesting."

Exactly what I said when I first saw the title for this post.