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Cliff_m85

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Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

By Sasjkia Otto
Published: 7:00AM BST 05 Aug 2009

Amy Wolfe will change her surname to Weber Photo: BARCROFT MEDIA
This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

?I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we?ll be together forever,? she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: ?I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

?I wasn?t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn?t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn?t ?normal? to have feelings for a fairground ride.?

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. ?I?m not hurting anyone and I can?t help it," she said. "It?s a part of who I am.?


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html
 

EeveeElectro

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'She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it. '

That crash you just heard was me falling out my seat laughing.
 

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I heard about this before on TV. I think it was QI.

Although I didn't hear about this specific example. The one I heard was about a German woman who'd been married to a wooden fence for a number of years.

Then they said she'd recently been quoted as saying she was cheating on it with a brick wall.
 

Cliff_m85

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Atleast it's an open relationship, she doesn't have the crazy belief that she'd be enough for it.
 

ZeroMachine

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Blackadder51 said:
i....uh...wow

What ever floats your boat i guess...
Now, if it was a boat ride, that comment would win an award.

Anyways, I guess she isn't hurting anyone, but... seriously, that seems like the sort of disorder you have to, you know, get help for. And I know she isn't literally marrying it, just changing the last name, but... you have to wonder... who would marry them? The ticket vendor? And what would the ceremony be like? Would they serve wine and oil for drinks?
 

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The human mind is really, really fascinating I mean i'm not that suprised thta a condition like this could occur but the very concept is absolutley mind boggeling what possible characteristics could draw a person to an object in such a manner?
 

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EmileeElectro said:
'She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it. '

That crash you just heard was me falling out my seat laughing.
me too, my laptop almost fell off my lap lol
 

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Woman: I am getting sick of this! You're getting rusty! You never get your Exit of the cement!
Ride: Well maybe I'd be more interested if you cleaned up once around the theme park.
Woman: You keep giving me the same ride and you never try anything new!
Ride: Why didn't I say no?
Woman: Gasp!
 

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Sadly, I've been to this amusement park before when I was a wee lad and heard of this story when I went on the 1001 Nachts from the guy controlling the ride.
 

Lukeje

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Okay, so I had to click the article just to check that it wasn't dated April 1st. As it isn't I can only completely fail to understand why any sane person would do this.
 

ZeroMachine

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frank220 said:
Sadly, I've been to this amusement park before when I was a wee lad and heard of this story when I went on the 1001 Nachts from the guy controlling the ride.
*gasp*

Riding another person's husband? For shame! :p
 

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LOL-Wow. I think that is one of the funniest and dumbest things I have heard in a while.
 

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This combined with that other thread about a terrible band are driving me to suicide.
Im all for loving who you want, but a ride?
I don't know if I can handle being human anymore.