Woman marrying theme park ride.

[Godavari]

She can't really marry it if it doesn't give consent.
"And do you, Mr. Ride, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
*silence*

 

[DanielPowell33]

I wonder how she feels about other people "riding" her, um............husband ,i guess.

 

[Cliff_m85]

People, we aren't asking the correct question.

Listen, this might be a beautiful love that shouldn't be looked down upon.....unless the ride is gay and then they shouldn't be allowed to get married.

 

[Robert632]

I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we?ll be together forever,
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

"or at least untill it breaks, then i'll settle down with a nice water slide"

 

[eels05]

Wonder how she feels about other people 'riding' her partner all day.

Boom-tish!

 

[ThePoodonkis]

"I now pronounce you machine and wife. You may kiss the ride."

 

[Bassman_2]

People, we aren't asking the correct question.

Listen, this might be a beautiful love that shouldn't be looked down upon.....unless the ride is gay and then they shouldn't be allowed to get married.

What are the chances the ride could even tell her it doesn't like holes but instead screws and metal rods?

It is bi since both sexes have ridden it and it doesn't seem to discriminate.

 

[Stoic raptor]

we can marry things other than humans!?
i would marry my backscratcher.

 

[AWC Viper]

if she wants that its kewl
why stop her its not illegal. i think?

 

[Blackadder51]

I wonder how she feels about other people "riding" her, um............husband ,i guess.

does not get jealous when other people ride it.

There we go...

 

[cantthinkofausername]

I have never heard of such a bizarre mental condition as this. Truly bizarre.

I have. There's apparently a mental disorder where Japanese people die when they go to France. According to what I read - "Japanese have a mental breakdown due to the comparison of real France to their pop-culturized view of France." or something of the lines.

 

[Cliff_m85]

I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we?ll be together forever,
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

"or at least untill it breaks, then i'll settle down with a nice water slide"

*very adult pun/joke about moisture which occurs when riding down a water slide that is sexual in nature*


Hope that's censored enough.

 

[Glerken]

I wonder how she feels about other people "riding" her, um............husband ,i guess.

Dude. At least read the whole first post.

And... Wow. I don't think there's a choice for that sexual preference on Myspace...

 

[sk0lltap]

I heard a similar story about this woman marrying a bridge

Edit: Sorry it was the Berlin Wall, here is a link to an article.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/2008/05/27/swedish-woman-claims-to-be-married-to-berlin-wall-115875-20431772/

 

[Cliff_m85]

I have never heard of such a bizarre mental condition as this. Truly bizarre.

I have. There's apparently a mental disorder where Japanese people die when they go to France. According to what I read - "Japanese have a mental breakdown due to the comparison of real France to their pop-culturized view of France." or something of the lines.

I saw a show on BBC about men who are turned on by their cars. They even make love to them. It was both hilarious and disturbing......hilsturbing.

 

[Cliff_m85]

This combined with that other thread about a terrible band are driving me to suicide.
Im all for loving who you want, but a ride?
I don't know if I can handle being human anymore.

If you decide to stop being human atleast you know you still have the potential to get married. Amirite?

 

[toapat]

lol, but what if someone married a snowplow?

 

[Frankydee]

First few days there's going to be some communication problems let me tell yah.