Woman marrying theme park ride.

[Supreme Unleaded]

I...um...just...just give up.

 

[Mray3460]

Well, it's official, everything is capable of loving everything else...

 

[ianwulf]

What happens when she gets pregnant?

 

[NeoDeath90]

Something like this really doesn't surprise me. To each their own, I say.

 

[9NineBreaker9]

I would make a joke about other people "riding" her husband... but that's too easy.

Well, it hurts no one and brings many people happiness - both her out of the love she feels, and us for providing us with some strained eyebrows and murmurs of "What... the hell?". It doesn't hurt anyone... so good luck to the future Mrs. Weber.

May your relationship be as sturdy and entertaining as all Weber machines.

 

[bigorexia]

So does anyone know if her "condition" actually has any scientific merit?

 

[dubious_wolf]

The relationship must be like talking to a brick wall...though somebody's probably already married one of those too.

But, in all seriousness, I can understand the appeal of "objectivum sexualis", or however it's spelled; you don't have to support it financially, it never talks, it can't leave you or cheat on you.

And if it's a wall or something similar, it can give you shade while you read or rest, leaning back on it, never having to worry about it moving. In a way, it's seductively peaceful and superior to a human.

I can imagine that, when I'm retired, I'll have a favorite spot like, say, a tree or a chair, that I can always count on when I'm doing old people stuff like reading and sleeping.

That's just my angle; the people who actually have this mental disorder may see it totally different, but to me, it's not as alien as one might think.

so get a pet rock.
anyway at least she's pumping money into the economy with all that traveling. I have heard of this condition it usually stems from poor relationship experiences, For example a spouse/lover cheats, or perhaps beats the victim. its pretty tragic...

 

[PsyberGoth]

I call Shenanigans!

 

[geldonyetich]

The best part for the fair owners is that the woman now pays half the ride's tax footprint.

 

[traceur_]

I want to see the look on her face when they tear it down.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Holy crap. That brings a new meaning to getting railed.

 

[j0z]

That's a fun ride, love to ride it when it comes to the local fair. IBut it wasn't here this year... oh god.

This is tied with the lizard people as the strangest topic I have seen tonight.

 

[smartmoose]

On marriage day, does they ride have to say I do or does it have to sign a legal document?

 

[cabalistics]

This makes me wonder how she enjoys her marital rights of course I've got a few ideas how but I'd probably banned if I mentioned them. I hope to god they clean and sterilise the car she rides in whenever she visits I wouldn't like to get in and find the wet spot