A 37-year-old unmarried woman loses her apartment and has to move back in with her parents. So everything's okay, except she only comes down for things like meals, chores, and going to work. Well, her mom goes up one night to tell her dinner's ready, and hears a buzzing sound. She opens the door and sees her daughter lying on the bed, using a vibrator. She gasps and the daughter's eyes bolt open. She turns it off and says "Mother, I am 37 years old, single, and living with my parents. This vibrator is as close to a man as I'll ever have; now, please close the door and give me some privacy!!" The mother's too shocked to do anything but comply.
The next day, her dad goes upstairs to wake her up for work, and hears a buzzing sound. He opens the door, only to find his daughter lying on the bed, using the vibrator. She says "Father, I am 37 years old, single, and living with my parents. This vibrator is as close to a man as I'll ever have; now, please close the door and give me some privacy!!" The father recoils and backs out of the room, shutting the door.
That evening, the mother comes home from work and hears a buzzing noise. She goes into the living room and sees her husband on the couch with a beer in his hand and the vibrator buzzing away on the other cushion. She asks "What the hell are you doing?", and he replies "I'm just watching the game with my son-in-law."
