Woman marrying theme park ride.

[Cliff_m85]

Technically I like the thought of someone marrying an amusement park ride because it's just like the sex I have.

I meet someone, like them enough to be attracted, ask the man in front how much it would cost for a ride, get on and have fun, then she leaves with no uncomfortable talk or cuddling.

 

[mrhockey220]

Think of their children!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

oh great, I've got to go clean the Coke off my keyboard now...

 

[1112112]

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[theklng]

well good, at least there won't be any offspring. on second thought, that last sentence made me sound like i am pro eugenics. i'm not, i do not have a stance on this.

 

[Vuljatar]

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

I wish my girlfriend thought that way...

 

[Torque669]

If I was a girl id wait till she came to visit then get on the ride and whilst looking at her say stuff like "OH MY GOD THIS RIDES FANTASTIC" and "MMM SO GOOD".

Not for psychological reasons. Just to piss her off.

 

[Triple G]

Wasn't there this Japanese guy who wanted to marry an anime character?

 

[Torque669]

If I was a girl id wait till she came to visit then get on the ride and whilst looking at her say stuff like "OH MY GOD THIS RIDES FANTASTIC" and "MMM SO GOOD".

Not for psychological reasons. Just to piss her off.

"Again, I want to go all day!".

On topic: I dont think she had much of a chance for anyone else.

Haha I thought same when I looked at the Pic. She looks like the kid off Harry Potter who always loses his Pet. I cant remember his name though.

 

[FluffX]

I'm happy that she's found some...thing to be with. And I presume it didn't say no when she proposed. Chances are the pair will be happily married for quite a while.

Or at least until the owners replace it.

 

[CrafterMan]

LMAO

I think I just died a little inside.

Oh fuck me that's tragic.

-Joe

 

[CrafterMan]

I wonder how she feels about other people "riding" her, um............husband ,i guess.

Dude. At least read the whole first post.

And... Wow. I don't think there's a choice for that sexual preference on Myspace...

Sexuality: Carnival Rides
Here For: Dating, Relationships, Friends
Smoking: No
Drinking: Only before and after "rides"


oh god, the innuendos keep coming......must stop.......

Ahahahaha,

I reached the peak in my life, but from then, things just started to decline.

 

[Corpse XxX]

Haha.. Thats some funny shit right there..
This is even funnier than people who has sex with trees..

What she gonna do if the theme park goes out of buisness?

 

[similar.squirrel]

Whenever this marriage may lead, it's going to be one hell of a ride.

As the roller-coaster is of indeterminate gender, it will have to use a strap-in.


I'm on fire today.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

?I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we?ll be together forever,? she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: ?I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

GYAH?! I feel scared inside and outside. That makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up because it-it-it is just scary.
HOW CAN YOU LOVE A FAIRGROUND RIDE?! In the sense of "Oh, I LOVE that fairground ride!" to "Oh fairground ride, I love you. Here's your spare nuts." *snicker*
I don't like these people. Insensitive old me.

 

[gdnvs]

What I think is interesting is that apparently in Germany laws are free enough to allow a marriage between an inanimate object and a human.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

There's also a chick who's married to the Eiffel Tower and another who's married to the Berlin Wall. I can understand how they might have feelings for an inanimate object but I don't get how that object can love them back. I saw a documentary on it and this woman who was married to the Eiffel Tower was like feeling it up in public. Then a couple of them met up and talked about how hot the Empire State Building was. It was one of the strangest things I have ever seen.