OhJohnNo said:
Mikeyfell said:
Mass Effect also but they loose 10000000 points for including Miranda (the worst character in the history of anything)
Hey, what you got against Miranda? I thought she was an OK character. I never noticed the whole thing about Turians or Salarians until I read about it on the Mass Effect Wiki, and after that it did bug me a little.
mostly her entire attitude and her romance scene
first off she's basically schizophrenic
every other conversation with her she has this Ice Queen "I don't need your help, I don't want to know you" attitude then the other half the time she has this deep admiration for you.
it's not even like there's a point where she switches she just jumps back and forth. and this continues even if you try to romance her
second she's obviously a Morrigan clone
the only human in the whole world who's not based on the same character model
cold and resourceful with massive parental issues
but the thing about Morrigan is that she made it through her troubled past and came out better for it. like she learned the lessons Flemeth taught her.
and Morrigan is sane
all Miranda does is whine about her past
"boo hoo I'm perfect. boo hoo I hate my father."
third she's a complete ***** for no reason
so Miranda Hates Shepard right off the bat, and the obvious reason for this is that Shepard is going to be the new number 1 and Miranda has always been the number 1
but she denies that if you ask her.
one of two things could be true about this
one: she is telling the truth about that not being the case and she just dislikes Shepard for no reason
or two: she's lying and that really is the case. and this would put her on the emotional level of a cocky seven year old who will never concede and cries loudly at the store when her parents wont buy her candy.
forth her loyalty mission.
it's annoying because I can't trade the current bitchy Miranda for the 18 year old, possibly much nicer, genetic clone of Miranda, Oriana
but I digress
it's most annoying at the end when
and on the elevator she continues her schizophrenia by whining and raging at the same damn time (regardless of whether or not you did the paragon interrupt)
fifth her cat-fight with Jack
Jack "She won't admit what Cerberus did to me was wrong"
Miranda "That wasn't Cerberus"
Shepard "That shouldn't matter you fucking ****. If you don't think it was wrong I don't want you on my ship"
Miranda "You can't seriously be siding with her. She's insane"
Shepard "What? She's insane? Jack, put her in biotic stasis. Let's drag this ***** to the airlock"
and they all lived happily ever after
Fuck Miranda she couldn't say "Torturing children is wrong"
she had to keep up her stupid cocky seven year old ***** attitude against a completely valid complaint.
finally her god damn romance
Every conversation you have with her towards the romance is ridiculous. here's what I mean
Jack is emotionally vulnerable from having been traumatized in her past and being nice to her cracked her outer shell
Garrus just wanted to blow off some steam and respected Shepard enough to overlook the fact that she's human
Tali was hot on Shepard last time around
Jacob was horny and he never hid it. he's also a bit timid, but he never hid that either
Thane has a history with love at first sight and Shepard reminds him of his dead wife
Miranda has no reason at all to be attracted to Shepard she hated Shepard up until she loved him.
one of the last lines before the romance is "I don't know why I love you?" Or something along those lines. and the paragon response to that is "I don't love you, I just want to get in your pants."
I really couldn't have put it any better my self
and the actual romance scene is just a quicky on the engine room floor and that pissed me off for several reasons
1) her whole shtick on all the conversations leading up to the romance was that she loves Shepard but the sex was just a shag on the floor. I suppose she's consistently schizophrenic
2)she wanted to do it in the engine room? seriously there's like...a bed in the captains quarters...? the engine room is down 4 floors assuming that's the same elevator technology from Mass Effect 1 they spent more time getting to the engine room than they did on the engine room floor
3) doesn't Tali hang out right outside the engine room? I'm not going to pass Tali by for Miranda.
and also I don't think a big ass makes someone sexy
and I don't like boobs bigger than a C cup I think they're ugly
so with Miranda not fitting my definition of "sexy" her schizophrenic-cocky-***** personality was highlighted and unbearable to me
so yeah I pretty much hate every thing about Miranda
I don't blame Mass Effect 2 for having her in there because they let me kill her when ever I want.