Words of Advice?

[GeeksUtopia]

So just graduated from college with a bachelor's degree in Interdisciplinary studies, the disciplines include Management and Graphic Design. Currently work as a moderator, but the work is not consistent. Was wondering what words of advice the people of escapist can provide me.

 

[Queen Michael]

Brush morning and evening without fail, and don't eat yellow snow.

 

[FalloutJack]

If your hair gets pointy, you have a problem. Seek help from Scott Adams.

 

[Glongpre]

Masturbate whenever you can, to keep the bloodflow below the belt.

 

[FPLOON]

Your mind is the computer... Update it well...

Adventure Time is like the child equivalent to watching real-life... It's consistently inconsistent, yet it somehow makes sense...

The end is only the beginning... and the beginning is just another middle leading towards the end...

That's all I got...