Words of encouragement

[Doctor What]

Well, fellow Escapists, the summer is fast approaching and I need to get into reasonable enough shape to be able to show my body off. I have a fairly good level of exercise in my daily routine, but I would like to hear some of your best words of encouragement. They can be funny, insightful, mean, anything that could get a person motivated.

And as an added bonus, I'll write the best ones down on sticky notes and strew them about my house.

 

[Julianking93]

Feel good about yourself and others will too.

Does that work?

 

[Tartarga]

Quitting is just a fancy term for being a pussy. Are you a pussy? ARE YOU?! NO, THEN GO PROVE ME WRONG *****!
Hope that helps.

 

[Hazy]

- YOU were born to be a winner.
YOU were the fastest sperm.

- Nothing's going to stand in your way. Not tonight.

- Zombie bit you? BITE IT THE FUCK BACK.

[sub]Props to Courage Wolf, my life coach.[/sub]

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

If you want to achieve, you must strive.

That... was horrible, but all I can think of.

 

[kalakashi]

Excercise is officially proven to increase happiness =] which is always good.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

If you get depressed about your weight,

just eat icecream, it will make you feel better.

 

[Contun]

"I think I know just what we need...."​

 

[Doctor What]

This chainsaw ain't stopping until it runs out of gas, so start running.

 

[Bat Vader]

Somewhere in the world someone else is having a much worse day than you are. Words of encouragement are not really my strong suit seeing as how my self-esteem is pretty low. I am more likely to make people sad than encourage them.

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

Part of an RP character of mine's dying words:
"You'll hit some roadblocks on the way, but just remember: Fuck Society, do what you want"
I forget what the motivation for that line was.

 

[technoted]

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It's simple, if it jiggles it's fat!

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

If you want to achieve, you must strive.

That... was horrible, but all I can think of.

how about.
"you must believe if you wish to achieve"

 

[ThatTallGuy]

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

 

[Doctor What]

Quitting is just a fancy term for being a pussy. Are you a pussy? ARE YOU?! NO, THEN GO PROVE ME WRONG *****!
Hope that helps.

That is going above my bed.

 

[Grand_Poohbah]

- YOU were born to be a winner.
YOU were the fastest sperm.

- Nothing's going to stand in your way. Not tonight.

- Zombie bit you? BITE IT THE FUCK BACK.

[sub]Props to Courage Wolf, my life coach.[/sub]

That last one sounds a little more like Insanity Wolf.

Just don't give a fuck about what other people think. You'll be able to focus more on the things that matter to you that way.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

How about
"you must believe if you wish to achieve"

So he must believe if he wishes to Achieve so he can Succeed?

Screw that, too complicated. How about
"Do it, do it now!"

 

[Hazy]

- YOU were born to be a winner.
YOU were the fastest sperm.

- Nothing's going to stand in your way. Not tonight.

- Zombie bit you? BITE IT THE FUCK BACK.

[sub]Props to Courage Wolf, my life coach.[/sub]

That last one sounds a little more like Insanity Wolf.

Alas, I thought so as well.

Spoiler: Might be too much epic for the weak-hearted.

 

[technoted]

A bit more encouragement.

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