Words on your gravestone?

[Onsheka]

My dad informed me that the words will be 'Made a good cup of tea.'
This brings to mind a funny convo I had, if your grave is next to a tree, then the tree will absorb your nutrients, my bro was holding the Idiot Ball and assumed that you would literally become part of the tree, and your face would twist into the bark of the tree, eventually your hands would form. The TreePerson Theory of Reincarnation shall be remembered forever.

EDIT: You do not have a soul, you are a soul.
Funny girl, she was killed last.

 

[Chefodeath]

"See you soon"

 

[Sieg Firebrand]

Jack Nelson

I Rolled 1's

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

IRONIC PIRATE​

Forgot to
check for Traps​

Win for the unforgotten realms reference, and for sheer awesomeness.

I'd either go with something from Fable, or "Here lies Bigfootmech, the chaotic neutral. It was hard enough to stop him the first time round, so leave him the damn hell alone."

 

[InsomniacWolf]

Here lies InsomniacWolf. *WARNING The person occupying this grave was buried without a casket. In the event of a zombie outbreak, stay the f*** away from this grave.* May he rest in piece.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

"Hey... How's it going buddy? Good. I am doing good too, except, you know... I died. Well, I gotta go. Talk to you later. Bye."

 

[Darkfreak]

"It didn't look that sharp from far away".

Nice, or "I could have sworn I could dodge it!"

 

[Darkfreak]

Oh and mabye a picture of a LoLcat beneath it!

 

[Broady Brio]

I'm planning my great escape here, shh!

 

[rockera]

" grr it took twelve helicopters 4 penguins and a cookie it didn't work...maybe if I try 5 penguins next time"
or
"huh penguins aren't lying about not being able to fly..."

 

[Eisenfaust]

"Here lies Mierendorff, archmage of the round"

or, alternative

"I blame you"

 

[CJ1145]

Here lies Thug Aim.

He beat you all.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

"WANTED: Proficient Necromancer stupid and/or willing enough to create an undead minion with free will and more power than him/herself."

 

[Leadfinger]

I want to be buried face down so the world can kiss my ass

 

[subject_87]

My secret lover has always been [rest of writing incomprehensible]

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Dunno why i suddenly started thinking about this, but here goes: What will you have written on your gravestone?
I think i'll go with
"He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him."

Nice Tool reference.

OT: "/ragequit"

 

[davethemongoose]

I'm going to have an alarm clock integrated into mine, set go off at 7:00 am every day. this is so i have the pleasure of not getting up every time it goes off!!! MWAHAHA!!!

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

or 'Here lies *Insert name* and she's bloody annoyed'.

Ahah! This is from Blackadder! XD

OP: In a serious way: "My story ends here, my final resting place, but others shall take the story on.

In a not so serious way: -"The cake is a lie"
-"Resurection "
-"If lost, call *Insert phone number here* or return to graveyard, no reward.
-"IT'S A TRAP!"

 

[Flamezdudes]

"I'm right behind you..."

"See Tom, this is what happens when you place your head into a blender. Idiot!"

"AFK, I'l be right back."