Words on your gravestone?

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

I would have either

"you're all dicks, all of you, even YOU"

"wait... that was it... i want to talk to the manager"

or simply "I'll be back..."

 

[Jedamethis]

When the zombies come, I'll be wearing a green shirt and jeans, say hi!

 

[Lma0nade]

I told you I was sick

 

[Vhite]

Continue?
YES
NO <<

 

[Rolf]

It would be "Simply taking a break. Will be back soon"

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

'Bob, from the office down the hall. Will be sorely missed.'

I just got that reference, jonathan coulton FTW!

 

[Jack_Uzi]

'Only open in emergencies'. Or: 'Here! We build HERE!'

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

"I knew it was the sodding blue wire!"

 

[Snowpact]

"Yes, this is where you parked your car."

"Wish you were here"

"Don't Fear The Reaper"

"For more information, see the voucher"

"Follow this link: (insert long, long link)"

I know these are lame, but I'm quite tired. Perhaps I'll come up with better ones tomorrow.

 

[FullMetalTrenchcoat]

"Uh, yes I'm still holding..."

Or:

"This way up"

 

[Les Awesome]

he had a comfortable ass

 

[Mr Shrike]

"Beneath this old sod, there lies another."

That or:

You're standing on my balls!

 

[Neevar]

My favorite is one from gothic 2 " 'X's' Last words: look, a switch!"

but, it wouldn't be as good in RL so..Hmm..."another finished story that haven't sold too well"
Something like that..dunno, i;m tired.

 

[J-Alfred]

"www.youtube.com/best_death_evar!!!

rate 5 starz plz!!!"

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

When the zombies come, I'll be wearing a green shirt and jeans, say hi!

Thats brilliant! Anyways I think I'd rather be cremated and spread In a place I loved, or maybe in my first tanked Xbox which I still keep.

 

[ddon]

"He had to much lag during respawn."

 

[phoenix_tetsu]

"TO BE CONTINUED..."

 

[Chicago Ted]

"Don't tread on me."

 

[Mar451]

brb

 

[captaincabbage]

Respawn in 5... 4...