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Calcium

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Weeaboo ... Or however it's spelled. It reads like a bunch of random noises fell out of your mouth. It sounds so ridiculous to me that I don't understand how people can use it seriously - almost equivalent to calling someone a poo-poo head.
 

JagermanXcell

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"Hater"

It basically demonizes anyone that has a different opinion... thats it. Something isn't your cup of tea? Have legitimate reasons as to why? Well too bad, you're labeled as a cynical loser who goes out of their way to seek pleasure in disliking what other people like.
And not only has this fallacy been spread... but dear god almighty, the word just sounds stupid.

You use that term in an argument, you lost the argument, period.
 

Varrdy

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- "I could care less!" - That actually means you DO care, numbnuts! Try a different phrase like "I couldn't care less!"

Speaking of...

- "Whatever..." - I'm not sure what's worse - when this is said by American teenage girls with the intellect of celery or by people who AREN'T American teenage girls with the intellect of celery.

- People who can't tell the difference between "lose" and "loose".

- People who can't tell the difference between "there", "their" and "they're".

- People who can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're"

- People who can't tell the difference between "break" and "brake".

- When people fling around the term "Grammar Nazi" (also a term I hate, by the way) when people point that you have made any of the previous four errors I just raised - It's BASIC FUCKING ENGLISH! Considering yourself all superior when you have such a shitty grasp of your native tongue just makes you look like an even bigger idiot. If English is not your native tongue then I will let you off, so long as you don't use the aforementioned phrase.

- [insert random word here]gate - Not every little thing needs to be "gated". Sure Watergate and...that other one that people won't shut up about...are pretty big but it's getting to the point where we'll have Toiletseatleftupgate and Fartedinaliftgate...

- "I drive a hybrid!" As if it somehow makes you better. It doesn't.

- "I could taste the fear in the meat!" Yes I have heard this one more than once from people when giving their reasons for turning vegetarian or vegan. Not even Rick Perry has said anything quite so idiotic and that's a pretty high bar!

- "Typical [bloody] man!" Casual sexism works both ways, you know?

- "Cisgender" I really didn't have this word on my radar until somebody, who I had not provoked in any way, referred to me as "cis-scum!" I don't even know who they are and it was in response to a response I made to a mutual friend's tweet. I can't even remember what the initial tweet was about but I am fairly sure it was to do with something completely unrelated.

- "Typical BMW driver!" Most often heard from people who are jealous because they don't have a BMW. We're just living up to your expectations, after all!

- "Opening up a dialogue." Because "Talking to someone" is just soooooo, like, last millennium, right?

- "Libtard" Usually because it's used by ignorant, right-wing morons in place of an actual, reasoned argument. Yeah - that'll show them with all their fancy facts, evidence and ability to speak coherently!
 

Kopikatsu

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"(It's as) simple as that."

I swear to Gods that literally every single time I've heard someone use that phrase, THEY'VE BEEN WRONG. And not even 'standard' wrong. Ridiculously wrong. I can't think of an example off the top of my head, but every time the phrase comes up, I physically cringe and think less of the person who used it.

The other one is any variation of 'I'm going to put toast in the toaster'. I don't know why it sets me off, it just does. You don't put toast in a goddamn toaster. YOU PUT BREAD IN A TOASTER TO MAKE TOAST.
 

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Not The Bees said:
Well there goes my socket puppet masterpiece theatre about strippers who use toblerone to calm everyone in GamerGate down. *sigh*
Now THAT would be worth seeing!
 

JohnZ117

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The word 'moist'. I will have none of it, I am against everything and anything that word stands for.
Any phrase that derides the perfectly acceptable word "moist." What's with the hate? It sounds "weird" to you, I get it, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. "Artichoke," as something people want to put in their mouths, sounds weird to me but I accept it. All "moist" is is an expressed level of dampness that is derived from the term "moisture."


Captcha: The Silverado Difference, this is a phrase that pisses me off, as well.
 

L. Declis

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DANGER- MUST SILENCE said:
Envy Omicron said:
-"Cultural Marxism"
It doesn't piss me off, but it does bother me that I've been asking for people to clearly spell out exactly what this means for a long time and no one has really been able or even willing to do so.

And I'm beginning to operate under the theory that if you're unwilling to explain a term you're trying to use in a discussion, that's a good indication that you don't yourself know what it means, you aren't using it correctly, or it's a made-up concept entirely.
I'll try to explain Cultural Marxism, and why people think it's good/bad

Cultural Marxism is an adaptation of Marxism; the idea that the working classes should control the means of production in the hopes that everyone will be raised up to an equal level in the economic and social sense. There are no rich, there are no poor, there is only the people and they are equal. You with me so far?

So, Cultural Marxism is the idea that the ruling elite culture (in America and Europe, this would be white culture and by extension, the overwhelming white middle class and white governments and white power structures and so on) should be dismantled from being so overwhelmingly white and instead raise everyone up to the same level of culture, societal power, etc. Instead of economy and production, this is Marxism regarding culture, the media and society.

Why is this seen as good?

It's seen as good because, well, who doesn't like equality? If we can provide the same level of opportunity to blacks, Mexicans, Asians, Middle Easterners, Jews, etc as whites receive in white countries, then it will produce a stronger country with a strong middle class and similar values, which increases stability and helps to prevent extremism. In theory.

Why is this seen as bad?

Well, firstly, this is only being applied to white countries. If you were to try this in, for example, China, they'd tell you to fuck off. As such, many feel that this unfairly targets white culture which is the culture which seems to be the only one willing to try it.
Secondly, Cultural Marxism works both ways. You can't just ask the whites to dismantle their culture, you have to ask that all participants do so. While it is fine to ask a Christian man to stop being so oppressive with his dominant culture, few people are actually asking, for example, Muslims to stop practising their culture in public or trying to pass laws which benefit them. So, it is being light on the minorities while being heavy on the majorities.
Thirdly, there is such a thing as "the tyranny of the minority". Trying to force a minority opinion on a majority can be oppressive since there is no public mandate for such a thing; the idea of a democratic society is the majority decides what happens for the majority, and this is seen as undemocratic.
Fourthly, it is inherently sexist and racist. In order to do this, you have to admit that the minorities or weak parties are weak because they are unable to compete due to their culture, intelligence or personal abilities. They are unable to help themselves without being patronisingly helped by the majority.
Fifthly, the people who tend to be very into it are VERY into it. Very vocal, very forceful. If we take the idea of Marxism, these people become similar to Commissars; very into pushing the agenda, the propaganda of their ideology. This is not popular and generally leads to the phrase "SJW".
 

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Varrdy said:
- [insert random word here]gate - Not every little thing needs to be "gated". Sure Watergate and...that other one that people won't shut up about...are pretty big but it's getting to the point where we'll have Toiletseatleftupgate and Fartedinaliftgate...
I wonder how many "gaters" know that Watergate was just the name of the hotel that the burglary took place.

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- "I could taste the fear in the meat!" Yes I have heard this one more than once from people when giving their reasons for turning vegetarian or vegan. Not even Rick Perry has said anything quite so idiotic and that's a pretty high bar!
Yes, that is very stupid, but Rick Perry did once call for secession, so you're wrong.

Captcha: All-New Silverado We have another winner! There's been an "All-New Silverado" just about every year for I-don't-care-how-many decades.
 

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Not The Bees said:
Kopikatsu said:
"It's as simple as that."

I swear to Gods that literally every single time I've heard someone use that phrase, THEY'VE BEEN WRONG. And not even 'standard' wrong. Ridiculously wrong. I can't think of an example off the top of my head, but every time the phrase comes up, I physically cringe and think less of the person who used it.

The other one is any variation of 'I'm going to put toast in the toaster'. I don't know why it sets me off, it just does. You don't put toast in a goddamn toaster. YOU PUT BREAD IN A TOASTER TO MAKE TOAST.
Best thing I ever heard was my little brother, about the age of 2, maybe 3, pull off a Calvin and Hobbes joke on accident. I was making toast and I put bread in the toaster to make the toast (see what I did there?) and out pops the toast and he goes "where did the bread go?!"

And I told him that the toaster monster ate it and pooped out the toast.

I got in so much trouble, because my brother wouldn't eat toast for weeks because he thought it was toaster poop.
That's the best story ever.

Wait is that another one? The over use of "Best [X] ever!"?
 

L. Declis

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Boris Goodenough said:
Leon Declis said:
I would say Jews are not being barred from many places outside of certain Muslim countries, to put it mildly...
Ah, but there is some anti-semitism still lurking about and you rarely see synagogues.

Also, I was just throwing up a list of cultures, curious that this was picked out.
 

Patrick Buck

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I actually really like the word "Feminazi", but I hate what it means. I just think it's a funny combination.

I really hate racist slurs, like ****** or ***** or Spick. They're just bad words, with bad histories. I hate "Lol", after originally liking it because it was a useful way to show you found something funny, but now I imagine the person writing it drooling into their keyboard and clapping their hands like a deranged seal whenever I see it.

Other than that, nah. Words are cool.
 

Popido

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"Privilege" really triggers my PTSD.

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For the past month or two, the word "narrative".

Everything is a "narrative". Everyone is "spinning a narrative".

Narrative narrative narrative.
I know, right. They're all echo chambers of their own believes.
 

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"That's God/Jesus working through you"

I hear that a lot here in Alabama from the religious masses, and it pisses me off to no end.

No, you don't get to inject your god into my actions and have him take credit for what I've done, or what someone else did with their own effort/struggle.

On the flip side of that, when these same religious types do something wrong, they hand wave the guilt away saying shit like "That was the devil talking through me, it wasn't me."

No asshole, it was you. You were the rude ************ who said/did it, you don't get to pass off your guilt onto a fictional boogeyman because you don't like being caught out in doing something wrong.
 

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Not The Bees said:
Here Comes Tomorrow said:
"Cisgender"
Actually, a lot if the Tumblrisms. Most of them. I don't know when everyone started deciding everything needed a special word and a flag and a dedicated movement.

I also hate being refered to as "mate", it sounds really condecending.

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If people could carry on a discussion about Gamergate without using any of those words, that be just greeeeeeeat.
I can't use strippers? Son of a... OR socket puppet? But I can use... toblerone right?

Well there goes my socket puppet masterpiece theatre about strippers who use toblerone to calm everyone in GamerGate down. *sigh*
Toblerone? TOBLERONE?! Mother fuckin' TOBLERONE!? I am about sick and tired of your side pushing this toblerone agenda! The narrative around toblerone has been so co-opted by you people that even the idea of toblerone has lost all meaning! I have 37 different screencaps saved in a pastebin that will PROVE beyond any doubt that your toblerone agenda is made up by literal Hitlers!
 

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JohnZ117 said:
Varrdy said:
- "I could taste the fear in the meat!" Yes I have heard this one more than once from people when giving their reasons for turning vegetarian or vegan. Not even Rick Perry has said anything quite so idiotic and that's a pretty high bar!
Yes, that is very stupid, but Rick Perry did once call for secession, so you're wrong.
Yeah, good point. I think I overdid the hyperbole on that one!
 

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"Pissbaby" and "Butthurt"

Especially when it's accompanied by a point that's trying to make sense.
It kind of discredits everything that comes before or after in my head.