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Holo Dragonson

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Kogarian said:
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Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.
Is she hot?
Yep... i need a badge for best topic derailment ever.
 

Kogarian

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Holo Dragonson said:
Kogarian said:
New Troll said:
Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.
Is she hot?
Yep... i need a badge for best topic derailment ever.
It was just an honest question.
 

Holo Dragonson

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Honest or not, and even though it made me laugh, its trail dethreadment... or wait... drail tehreadment... ARGH!
 

Cowabungaa

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A girl flipped out on my once when I said she wasn't ugly and worthless, I was kinda stunned at the time, but I know how she feels.
 

Holo Dragonson

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Hm... did you say it right out of the blue like "Hey baby! you arent Ugly and worthless!" cause that might sound abit provoking. =P
Sorry for the brutal example... just didnt know how to express it in other ways =/
 

Kogarian

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Fine, I'll write something on topic.

My dear and closest friend and I were once trading insults at school, so when I got home I got on my computer and called her a 'slut-face' on Facebook. Her preacher saw it (not sure why she added him) and threatened to kick my ass.

A damn preacher was threatening a minor (at that time) on the internet.
 

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Holo Dragonson said:
Hm... did you say it right out of the blue like "Hey baby! you arent Ugly and worthless!" cause that might sound abit provoking. =P
Sorry for the brutal example... just didnt know how to express it in other ways =/
Haha no, I was just being honest :p I just pointed out what she did for me, that I thought she had pretty eyes and the fact that she was in her graduation year ment that she was doing sómething right and therefor not stupid. Then she became angry...o well, as I said, I can understand it.
 

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McCa said:
New Troll said:
Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.
You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...
I was in a serious relationship at the time. She knew that too.

Kogarian said:
New Troll said:
Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.
Is she hot?
Yes. Actually, she's more atractive than the woman I was in a relationship with at the time. She's just very shy, a lot more so now.
 

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Zombie_Fish said:
randommaster said:
Zombie_Fish said:
randommaster said:
Dr. Nerfball said:
McCa said:
New Troll said:
Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.
You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...
Two words: Pepper. Spray.
Atually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.
Nah, salt's bad for your health.
What would you suggest, then? It's hard to eat people without some kind of spice.
I you want a spice, I prefer curry powder personally.
Zombie_Fish said:
randommaster said:
Zombie_Fish said:
randommaster said:
Dr. Nerfball said:
McCa said:
New Troll said:
Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.
You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...
Two words: Pepper. Spray.
Atually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.
Nah, salt's bad for your health.
What would you suggest, then? It's hard to eat people without some kind of spice.
I you want a spice, I prefer curry powder personally.
I like how the original text is smashed into a tiny box now.
 

FallenRainbows

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New Troll said:
McCa said:
New Troll said:
Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.
You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...
I was in a serious relationship at the time. She knew that too.

Kogarian said:
New Troll said:
Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.
Is she hot?
Yes. Actually, she's more atractive than the woman I was in a relationship with at the time. She's just very shy, a lot more so now.
Threesome you fool! FOOOOLLLL!!!
 

Jumping_Over_Fences

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There was a girl who I used to work with at Movie Gallery who used to always get hit on by the guys who would come in, or just the people who worked there. She was complaining to me about how it gets annoying and she is really surprised that I don't hit on her. I just, very nonchalantly looked at her and said "I am not attracted to you that's why. You have a very masculine jaw line and you are an idiot." She was shocked, SHOCKED by what I had to say, in fact she just walked away. From that point on she always would hit on and flirt with me and even though she complained about how it annoyed her, she couldn't stand when a guy not doing that to her.

I always found that funny. My co-workers were jealous of my too and they didn't understand why I didn't ever follow through with it.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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I thought it was interesting when someone I didn't know burst out laughing when I interupted my friend by saying "I'm not interested".
He's (kinda sorta) going out with my mom now.
Yeah, that is exactly as awkward as it sounds.
 

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When you pass by a street sign, just slap it as hard as you can with the palm of your hand, so it makes a really loud noise. Then shout "ouch", and walk on as if nothing happened. It's just awesome to see people go "wtf was that"
 

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randommaster said:
Zombie_Fish said:
randommaster said:
Zombie_Fish said:
randommaster said:
Zombie_Fish said:
randommaster said:
Dr. Nerfball said:
McCa said:
New Troll said:
Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.
You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...
Two words: Pepper. Spray.
Atually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.
Nah, salt's bad for your health.
What would you suggest, then? It's hard to eat people without some kind of spice.
I you want a spice, I prefer curry powder personally.
Zombie_Fish said:
randommaster said:
Zombie_Fish said:
randommaster said:
Dr. Nerfball said:
McCa said:
New Troll said:
Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.
You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...
Two words: Pepper. Spray.
Atually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.
Nah, salt's bad for your health.
What would you suggest, then? It's hard to eat people without some kind of spice.
I you want a spice, I prefer curry powder personally.
I like how the original text is smashed into a tiny box now.
I like how I can't see the original post anymore...Wait...I'm not sure I like it at all.
 

Raddragon

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Sorry double post. Anyway I never remenber doing something as what most people are mentioning. But I most likely have.
 

Trivun

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Koeryn said:
Zombie_Fish said:
randommaster said:
Dr. Nerfball said:
McCa said:
New Troll said:
Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.
You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...
Two words: Pepper. Spray.
Atually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.
Nah, salt's bad for your health.
So is bacon. You don't see me givin' that up any time soon, so why give up salt?

Also: I don't really have any strange reactions I can think of. Just delayed ones. Though at the D&D game I played on Friday, our GM made the mistake of describing an islander as a 'pearl diver' and our groups guide as a 'spear fisher', while we were already giggling at the slightest hint of sexual innuendo, intended or not.

I'm the youngest, 21, the oldest is what, in his late thirties?

We are so mature.
I can see that... actually, at a meeting of Film-Making Society at Uni this evening, we were discussing our ongoing project (a 10-minute film involving cousin's incest and strange happenings on a beach/moor/lake/undecided), when our Treasurer decided to basically come up with the most sadistic things she could imagine for the film. Basically, the idea was that at the climax of the film (more innuendo for you), two of the three main characters would get into a fight and one would possibly die. That idea got thrown out but the methods of death ranged from bashing someone's head with a rock to strangling them with their own balls. Suffice to say I don't want to meet her in a dark alley...
 

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I was just relaxing with my new house mate when she asked me to cut her. I picked up my cutting knife and was about to comply with her wishes when she burst out laughing. She then said that if I cut her that she would stab me. I just went to bed after that.
 

SharPhoe

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My hearing really, really isn't what it should be at my age, so I wind up either misconstruing things I hear, or trying to guess what someone said, or sometimes both. As of today, the worst one was "What's that about a yeast infection?" while standing behind the counter at McDonald's.
 

ORLOFT

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I was talking to a very religious couple, whom I had just met, and the young lady asked me what I would do for our lord and savor Jesus Christ. I pondered this for a moment, and then answered, "I'd be gay for Jesus." She gave me the stupid dog look and could only muster, "what?", so I clarified, "Jesus was a very sexy man."

She started to cry, but her husband burst into laughter and high-fived me...