Ah my favourite: a thread of amateur linguists.
-cracks knuckles-
Anezay said:
Irony.
i·ro·ny/ˈīrənē/
Noun: The expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_bleaching#Semantic_bleaching
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymological_fallacy
RevRaptor said:
nonplussed.
To be put at a loss as to what to think, say, or do. Filled with bewilderment.
I'm really sick of idiots using this word wrong. The word means to be greatly confused. Why do stupid people keep using it like it means unfazed or unshaken.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_drift
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymological_fallacy
SulfuricDonut said:
Good (adjective) - to be desired or approved of.
The birthday cake was very good.
Well (adverb) - in a satisfactory manner.
He did very well on his test.
These words may be much more simple than others in this thread but I feel they are just as important to know. Something can 'be' good, or 'do' well. Not the other way around (in most cases at least).
I cringe when people say they did 'really good on that test'. After hearing that, I often passive-aggressively use 'well' in the wrong context ('I think my marks are still well.' or something) and then smirk arrogantly when people try to correct me.
(Yes I am aware that there are some cases where these words can be used differently but I am only getting into a 'basic' grammar lesson here. Loads of people already can't figure this much out and it frustrates me.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammaticalization
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variety_%28linguistics%29
Uber Evil said:
Floccinaucinihilipilification: The estimation of something as valueless.
It is the longest word in the English language.
ChildofGallifrey said:
Just shy of it, actually. It's 12 syllables and 29 letters. The longest word (and the word I was going to throw into this discussion anyway) is pneumonoultrasilicovolcaniconiosis, clocking in at a rousing 17 syllables and 33 letters. It is a deadly disease of the lungs.
My favorite word to say would probably be 'indubitably'.
There is no reasonable way to know the longest word. First, how are we going to count? Syllables? Moras? Segments? Letters (which makes the question more "longest graphical representation of a word" than "longest word")?
Then: what do we count as the English language? Do technical and scientific terms count? Which speaker populations do we count as English? This last question is especially difficult (read: impossible). Bear in mind that languages don't have the sharp borders we like to think they do - there isn't a point between France and Spain where they suddenly stop speaking one language and start speaking the other - the languages blur together in varying degrees across the entire border region forming a gradient between them. Even assuming we decide all of that, what makes a word "official"? How many speakers have to adopt it? I can make up extraordinarily long words all day, but it seems odd to call them the longest words in "English".
CrashBang said:
Chilver. A female lamb and the only word to rhyme with silver
That's Old English, a quite different language from Modern English. Incidentally, the word "silver" didn't exist in OE (you would be looking for "siolfor"), nor do we have any truly firm understanding of how most OE words were pronounced, so it's pretty impossible to know if it would have rhymed with "silver". And given the number of changes in vowel pronunciation without subsequent grapheme changes even relatively recently, it's very unlikely that they rhyme.
TL;DR: Language is complicated. Speaking a language doesn't mean you understand its mechanics any more than living in the universe means you understand astronomy. Life is hard.
OT: The verb "effect". It's a useful word that I don't hear often enough and I think it imparts a really nice feeling to statements.