World War Three: Global War simulator
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"Sir," Sleozik's Aid said, walking into the room. "The troops are ready..."
Sleozik swiveled around in his chair to face his Aid, snow falling outside the window behind him.
"Good, send them over along with the troops America sent us. What is the progress on the Nuke? "Pessimistic estimates say 3 weeks sir.."
"Excellent, begin sending the troops over from different ports in four different boats in groups of 250,000 as to avoid suspicion and send along 1,000 planes, 1,500 tanks, pump out propaganda shining the government of Iceland in a bad light, make it's populous look unhappy. Make sure no foreign press makes it into the hands of our citizens. "
Sleozik swiveled around in his chair to face his Aid, snow falling outside the window behind him.
"Good, send them over along with the troops America sent us. What is the progress on the Nuke? "Pessimistic estimates say 3 weeks sir.."
"Excellent, begin sending the troops over from different ports in four different boats in groups of 250,000 as to avoid suspicion and send along 1,000 planes, 1,500 tanks, pump out propaganda shining the government of Iceland in a bad light, make it's populous look unhappy. Make sure no foreign press makes it into the hands of our citizens. "
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Ahahah.Dastardos said:
I think that the men in canoes secretly traveled back in time from the colonial times, sailed to Europe and mistook you for the target of the Boston Tea Party.
Inkosi Karil thumped the table and guffawed as he read a report of the shambolic invasion of the United Kingdoms. Canoes? Teleporting Sino - Indian armies? Nuclear disagreements? This had to be a fake, he would have to invest in some more reliable spies in Europe.
He was seated at the head of a long table during a celebratory meal with the leadership of his army and navy after the occupation of Madagascar. The table was stacked high with antelope meat, bread, vegetable bakes, spiced chicken, massive Boerewors and pitchers of Castle lager. Everyone was being careful not to mention the revolutionary groups that were springing up in the rainforests of the island, instead electing to make small talk as they sipped their champagne and ate their starters. That was about to change.
The Inkosi stood up and banged his pitcher on the table. "This is a great victory for the Xhosa people." He proclaimed in a booming voice, "We cannot let the rebels snatch this victory away from us",
He looked around the room. Half of his Generals were looking stunned and the others had a look in their eye that suggested they were already planning the best way to genocide and execute their way to victory over the rebels.
"Therefore I'm sending my best negotiators to the island. We will offer them complete autonomy, if that is what is necessary, so long as they enter an alliance with us and allow us to build naval bases on their island. Diplomacy worked with the peoples of Mozambique. It will work now."
The Inkosi sat down to a stunned silence that was soon broken by thunderous applause. How sincere it was he could not yet know.
Summary: Negotiate with the rebels for alliance, military support and naval bases in exchange for autonomy and demilitarization.
He was seated at the head of a long table during a celebratory meal with the leadership of his army and navy after the occupation of Madagascar. The table was stacked high with antelope meat, bread, vegetable bakes, spiced chicken, massive Boerewors and pitchers of Castle lager. Everyone was being careful not to mention the revolutionary groups that were springing up in the rainforests of the island, instead electing to make small talk as they sipped their champagne and ate their starters. That was about to change.
The Inkosi stood up and banged his pitcher on the table. "This is a great victory for the Xhosa people." He proclaimed in a booming voice, "We cannot let the rebels snatch this victory away from us",
He looked around the room. Half of his Generals were looking stunned and the others had a look in their eye that suggested they were already planning the best way to genocide and execute their way to victory over the rebels.
"Therefore I'm sending my best negotiators to the island. We will offer them complete autonomy, if that is what is necessary, so long as they enter an alliance with us and allow us to build naval bases on their island. Diplomacy worked with the peoples of Mozambique. It will work now."
The Inkosi sat down to a stunned silence that was soon broken by thunderous applause. How sincere it was he could not yet know.
Summary: Negotiate with the rebels for alliance, military support and naval bases in exchange for autonomy and demilitarization.
"CHOI!"
Choi looked up from his game of Dystopia. "Yes, now what? We're not in the middle of a nuclear launch or of an invasion..."
"Choi, they've found the Treasurer!"
"Ahh, now, if the Chinese found him, send some luxuiries for his safe arrival home. If the Indians found him, do the same-"
"Well, no. A tipster in Indonesia say he's been taken to New Zealand."
"New... New Zealand?"
"Yes. Shall I...?"
"Send a message. Ask for his safe return home and offer some of our finest military weapons. Otherwise, get the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 11th armies ready in case we need to, by force, bring him home."
"Sir!"
Actions: Found Treasurer in New Zealand. Request New Zealand for the Treasurer in exchange for military assets. Prep 4 armies for an invasion if they refuse.
Choi looked up from his game of Dystopia. "Yes, now what? We're not in the middle of a nuclear launch or of an invasion..."
"Choi, they've found the Treasurer!"
"Ahh, now, if the Chinese found him, send some luxuiries for his safe arrival home. If the Indians found him, do the same-"
"Well, no. A tipster in Indonesia say he's been taken to New Zealand."
"New... New Zealand?"
"Yes. Shall I...?"
"Send a message. Ask for his safe return home and offer some of our finest military weapons. Otherwise, get the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 11th armies ready in case we need to, by force, bring him home."
"Sir!"
Actions: Found Treasurer in New Zealand. Request New Zealand for the Treasurer in exchange for military assets. Prep 4 armies for an invasion if they refuse.
Damn, I made that post awithout proofreading...Yes, I meant the Indians. And the assumption was that not only did you have to beat the British navy, you also had to rebuild and regroup after your initial defeat, as well as coordination with your new allies. (The Norwegians and the other Scandanavian countrys. Read back. As you didn't refuse the alliance, I assumed that you agreed to it.) Hence, the invasion of the Indian army ahead of your forces. And your forces are ready for invasion as the navy has been smashed.
As for the canoes, that was one of the players hveing fun with a secret weopon. I can't say any more other then the fact that they have made me look like an ideot...
And sorry for the confusion. combat is handled via basic military information,and the size of the force, with other factors like who is defending, whcih adds to a Dice roll. In other words, the Turkministan people would have no chance against the American army as they have to large of a number for them to beat.
Sorry about everything. My workload is lightening and I should have more time for this game soon. DM post will occur tomorrow.
As for the canoes, that was one of the players hveing fun with a secret weopon. I can't say any more other then the fact that they have made me look like an ideot...
And sorry for the confusion. combat is handled via basic military information,and the size of the force, with other factors like who is defending, whcih adds to a Dice roll. In other words, the Turkministan people would have no chance against the American army as they have to large of a number for them to beat.
Sorry about everything. My workload is lightening and I should have more time for this game soon. DM post will occur tomorrow.
Sorry guys, but i feel i missed a bit too much in my absence from the game. Thus i am stepping down as Emperor of Italy.
So...
'Emperor Vercetti woke up, he got out of bed and tripped over on a discarded fruit skin. "Ouch" he thought. He died of his wounds later that day.'
Thank you, it was pretty awesome for a while and is an awesome idea but i guess im just not cut out for leadership.
So...
'Emperor Vercetti woke up, he got out of bed and tripped over on a discarded fruit skin. "Ouch" he thought. He died of his wounds later that day.'
ACTIONS:
Vercetti's corpse to be launched into space with the use of Italy's new 'Moon Cannon' (built in two days because i said it could be and because building times seem to be pretty much decided by each nation individually) where his body will float forever to remind you all that the guy playing as Korea is a raving lunatic intent on global destruction
Vercetti's corpse to be launched into space with the use of Italy's new 'Moon Cannon' (built in two days because i said it could be and because building times seem to be pretty much decided by each nation individually) where his body will float forever to remind you all that the guy playing as Korea is a raving lunatic intent on global destruction
Thank you, it was pretty awesome for a while and is an awesome idea but i guess im just not cut out for leadership.
