World's Most Powerful Beer Bottled In Taxidermied Animals

[SenseOfTumour]

I kind of fell sorry for the animals, using their bodies to encase beer. Feels kind of wrong, if not disrespectful.

Man can be really mess up sometimes.

enough humans seem to live purely to make their own bodies encase beer I know what you mean tho. It's not too far from a leather hipflask if you think about it, if you put some false eyes on the flask.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Oh man, Brew dog just have so much character as a company. My brother lives in Aberdeen, which is near to their brewery so he's visited before and seen what it's like. There's no traditional names for the booze (Note: Trashy Blonde), and they always have some sort of joke running. The last bottle I saw had a label on it:

YOU WIN:

Absolutely nothing, sorry.

 

[PsykoDragon]

This almost beat Japanese wackiness. The only reason it didn't is they are telling us why they did what they did, unlike the Japanese, who can only flail their arms in moonspeak at us :S

 

[Satosuke]

This is probably BrewDog's big 'fuck you' to Schorschbräu, a German brewer they were more or less having a pissing contest with ever since BrewDog took the strongest beer title away from them with Tactical Nuclear Penguin. Schorschbräu fired back with Schorschbock 40% and actually had the balls to offer BrewDog their ABV-amping secrets for a price. BrewDog responded with an upturned middle finger and 'Sink The Bismarck!' at 41%. Then Schorschbräu released Schorschbock 43%, once again taking the strongest Beer title. I can only imagine what blind drunken rage drove BrewDog to release this trump card. Unfortunately, it's kinda for naught if the beer sucks.

I actually have a bottle of TNP sitting in my collection for a special occasion, and I've had Sam Adams strongest beer, Utopias (26%). Utopias was mind-blowingly fantastic, but I've been hearing a lot of mixed reviews about all the stronger beers above it now. Utopias was so good because its boozy character was so offset by its flavor and character that it's a joy to sip. And this whole 'strongest beer' war would really be all for nothing if the resulting beers don't taste good.

 

[SnipErlite]

Bahahahahahahahahaaaaa

Hahahahahaha

aahahahahaha.

Oh wow. That is excellent. Just....excellent.

 

[reg42]

I... I want to drink this, and protest this at the same time.

 

[JaredXE]

Is it just me, or is Scottish cuisine based on a dare?

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

Snooze and you'll always lose, as all 11 bottles are already sold out.

Thanks Escapist, now I feel deprived.

 

[Necrofudge]

Oh if only I could have gotten one...
Then and only then would my life be complete.

 

[soren7550]

I'm finding myself feeling sorry for the animals. Maybe it's the look on their faces w/ the bottles sticking out of them that's getting to me or something.

 

[DanDeFool]

End of History is described as a "blond Belgian ale" that has 55% alcohol content. Many beers run less than 5%, so this is quite a lot. Only 11 bottles are being made: 7 stoats priced at around $771 each and 4 grey squirrels priced at $1080. Snooze and you'll always lose, as all 12 bottles are already sold out.

It reminds me of the 'HISHE' Willy Wonka video, where he and the Oompa-Loompas think up the scary tunnel while completely wasted on chocolate (how chocolate can get you high is something that's better left unasked).

And yet, I shall answer it anyway. I seem to remember hearing that some chocolates contain alcohol. Can't find any proof of it on the Internet, though. Maybe they were just suffering the effects of hyperinsulemia; too much sugar can fuck you up.

OT: WHA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-T?

"End of History" indeed. I think the Romans were getting about this decadent when their civilization was ground into the dirt by barbarians.