Worlds Worst Game Ever

[Aptspire]

Secret Castle Malon rates pretty high on the evil list

 

[Nazulu]

Brawl - For being a big disappointment for me.

Mu Online - For wasting alot of my time and not actually getting anywhere.

Lineage 2 - For supporting bots and people who sell in-game money.

WOW - For absorbing all my friends and not seeing them for awhile.

 

[hopeneverdies]

ET, Big Rigs, Top Gun for NES, Fester's Quest, Zelda CDi games

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Life.
You only get one try and if you attempt anything cool (killing someone, flying,) you end up dead.

It does have some amazing graphics though. And it's really immersive when you get into it.
The story can be awful in places unfortunately.

Seriously. It's filled with plotholes all over the goddamn place.

And the griefers are everywhere.

This is true. Also everything happens so slowly, and combat is a *****.

Everyone complains how there's too much nudity in that game. But I must be playing it wrong becuase I've never had any of those kind of cut scenes.

 

[Abedeus]

That's it. Sir, you've offended my honor. I demand satisfaction *slaps with a white glove*

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

...of the minds...

I instantly win, as my mind is simultaneously more unfathomable than Cthulhu and less knowable than god.
Also bigger than your mum.
And lemme tell ya.
That's huge.

buuuurn

And I opened one of my seven mouths and sang the song that ends the world.

 

[Ryuuzoji]

This is gonna make me unpopular with some but: Elder scrolls IV: oblivion. The combats are so BORING that you can hardly explain it. The First Person system sux, sinc you only see the arms make the same movement over and over and over again.

 

[Abedeus]

And I opened one of my seven mouths and sang the song that ends the world.

Penny Arcade?

Fine, you have decyphered my veiled message.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Everyone complains how there's too much nudity in that game. But I must be playing it wrong becuase I've never had any of those kind of cut scenes.

I avoid them on purpose.
I hear you can catch an incurable disease.

Too bad you can't heal it with magic, the class list doesn't even have spellcasters. And where's the damn restart button? (I should probably stop before I kill this)

 

[Abedeus]

That is because I am like a god.

Really?

I cast Quickened Summon Snarl.

You have about 2 rounds or 12 seconds to lament. Make your time and be unmade.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

100% sure, without a doubt, never been so sure in my life, that the worst game in history is E.T for Atari.

 

[Fingerprint]

I think at least half the posts on this thread are going to say E.T. on the Atari *cringe* and/or life *bigger cringe*

Prove me wrong...

 

[bodhidharma]

Big Rigs Over The Road Racing
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Sorry, but at least in Big Rigs you knew what to do. You had no motivation, or difficulties doing that, but you knew what the hell to do!

Jesus, what's ET like!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DTjLG3usQo

Just skip to the gameplay.

Don't forget I warned you.

The commercial for the game will give you an idea. Notice the detail and realism. Graphics to make your headspin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfyDk5iXwi4&feature=related

 

[vivi 50]

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles for Nintendo GameCube was terrible

 

[FranzTyphid]

oh yeah something called limbo of the lost
they stole from loads of other games and watch this shows why

 

[FranzTyphid]

limbo of the lost
check it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URcvdDtnM_0
they stole from loads of other games
[EDIT] damn sorry dident mean to post 2

 

[Snugglepants]

Worst game I ever played was made by a man named Dave Logless in his basement. He invited me over for "iced tea and tits man, bigger than grapefruits in July", but all we ended up doing was playing his broken code.