Worlds Worst Game Ever

[Ago Iterum]

E.T on the Atari.
/thread.

Undisputed reigning champion of shit.

 

[clicketycrack]

Life.
You only get one try and if you attempt anything cool (killing someone, flying,) you end up dead.

So true ^_^

I sincerely hope he gets a headshot.

Life.
You only get one try and if you attempt anything cool (killing someone, flying,) you end up dead.

Not to mention you can never beat the final boss.

I can't even find the final boss!

You'll find it when you're about 85 and sitting around in a nursing home.

 

[clicketycrack]

You'll find it when you're about 25 and sitting around in a clocktower, taking out people with a high-powered sniper rifle.

Oh, okay.

I don't recall ever saying that clocktower bit

 

[clicketycrack]

You'll find it when you're about 25 and sitting around in a clocktower, taking out people with a high-powered sniper rifle.

Oh, okay.

I don't recall ever saying that clocktower bit

Interesting. You may have split personality disorder. Because you clearly said it. It's right there, after all.

Oh dear. That disorder could have caused a problem for me. Thank you for bringing it to my attention Mr.Reaper

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Crazy Taxi on any console. Can someone explain to me the point of putting a few extra add-ons on to an arcade game and then calling it a "console game".

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Facebreakers almost gave myself a heart atack yelling at this game of how much bull Sh** it is

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Life.
You only get one try and if you attempt anything cool (killing someone, flying,) you end up dead.

It does have some amazing graphics though. And it's really immersive when you get into it.
The story can be awful in places unfortunately.

Seriously. It's filled with plotholes all over the goddamn place.

I know. What's a massively multiplayer game without respawns?

 

[clicketycrack]

You'll find it when you're about 25 and sitting around in a clocktower, taking out people with a high-powered sniper rifle.

Oh, okay.

I don't recall ever saying that clocktower bit

Interesting. You may have split personality disorder. Because you clearly said it. It's right there, after all.

Oh dear. That disorder could have caused a problem for me. Thank you for bringing it to my attention Mr.Reaper

Glad I could help! Also, you may want to make sure your girlfriend isn't cheating on you with your other personality. That could get tricky.

Don't worry. I already killed my girlfriend last night. I can't believe that whore was cheating on me with my own right lobe.

 

[clicketycrack]

You'll find it when you're about 25 and sitting around in a clocktower, taking out people with a high-powered sniper rifle.

Oh, okay.

I don't recall ever saying that clocktower bit

Interesting. You may have split personality disorder. Because you clearly said it. It's right there, after all.

Oh dear. That disorder could have caused a problem for me. Thank you for bringing it to my attention Mr.Reaper

Glad I could help! Also, you may want to make sure your girlfriend isn't cheating on you with your other personality. That could get tricky.

Don't worry. I already killed my girlfriend last night. I can't believe that whore was cheating on me with my own right lobe.

Bitches be crazy, dude. You gots to watch them.
(why am I talking like I grew up in a ghetto?)

It be true M-dog it be true. Tanks foe da advice. C-dog out.

 

[Signa]

Wait, how long has Impa been in Zelda? I only remember her from OoT.

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

Life.
You only get one try and if you attempt anything cool (killing someone, flying,) you end up dead.

damn you beat me to it
but you forgot the lack of a save system and health bar, no real story, terrible charicter design and no fast travel

on the plus side theres realistic gameplay, realistic conversations and no QUICK TIME EVENTS

You sure about that?

 

[clicketycrack]

It be true M-dog it be true. Tanks foe da advice. C-dog out.

...Join me in ritual suicide to regain our honour?

How could I refuse?

 

[IxionIndustries]

Life.
You only get one try and if you attempt anything cool (killing someone, flying,) you end up dead.

It does have some amazing graphics though. And it's really immersive when you get into it.
The story can be awful in places unfortunately.

Seriously. It's filled with plotholes all over the goddamn place.

Yeah, too bad the developer didn't put any cheat codes in it though.. Wish he'd release a patch soon. Everything users made sucks.

Lol