Simple task really, which joke do you believe is the WORST to have seen the light of day? While their are a ton of criteria to define a joke, I guess were looking for one in which universally ANYONE would see and say " Damm son, that's bad"
Worlds worst joke.
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Question: Why do birds fly south?
Note: I foresee the possibility of some REALLY good and some REAALLLLY bad jokes being posted here.
Because it's too far to walk.
Note: I foresee the possibility of some REALLY good and some REAALLLLY bad jokes being posted here.
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call me one of those "peopel who get offended too easyly" types but I probably would give this a free pass were it funny
its not
so I'm allowed to be disgusted
call me one of those "peopel who get offended too easyly" types but I probably would give this a free pass were it funny
its not
so I'm allowed to be disgusted
So this women approaches a fruit stand. The worker says to her "how are you doing?", the woman replies "Not to good, I'm in love with this man but my father refuses to let us be together." the fruit stand worker replies "Oh that's just terrible. I'm so sorry... Would some fruit cheer you up?" the woman replies "Maybe. What kind do you have?"
The man replies, "CANTALOUPE!"
Oh... that's a terrible one, used for great effect in that South Park episode because it leads to Kyle lashing out at the premise and the viewer.
The man replies, "CANTALOUPE!"
Why do you have to be so HIV-Negative all the time?Vault101 said:
Oh... that's a terrible one, used for great effect in that South Park episode because it leads to Kyle lashing out at the premise and the viewer.
Ok, this joke was too offensive even for the spoiler box, so I am just gonna put it in the bank aaaaand it's gone.
"How do you fit ten jews in Volkswagen Beetle?"
Fun fact: Person who posted that joke in online joke collection got sued, even though the same joke can be found from various joke books. In the end court decided that telling jokes, even those of bad taste, is not against the law... Well at least in here.
Two in front, two in back and rest in ashtray
Fun fact: Person who posted that joke in online joke collection got sued, even though the same joke can be found from various joke books. In the end court decided that telling jokes, even those of bad taste, is not against the law... Well at least in here.
Any variation of the "Not Joke", anyone who has ever so much as thought of making that type of joke deserves to be thrown screaming from a helicopter on national tv.
Failing that, here's my contribution:
A person walks into a place and says something to another person, the other person then says something back to the first person, the first person then responds something again to the second person.
What the first person said is really funny.
Failing that, here's my contribution:
A person walks into a place and says something to another person, the other person then says something back to the first person, the first person then responds something again to the second person.
What the first person said is really funny.
Before she died, Jade Goody attended the funeral of a fellow cancer sufferer.
After the fact, many people would recall she was the most immaculately dressed person they had ever seen. There wasn't a hair out of place.
After the fact, many people would recall she was the most immaculately dressed person they had ever seen. There wasn't a hair out of place.
Dude, what the hell was this joke that's too offensive to be shown in hiding? I mean, we've got God wishing death upon aids sufferers a couple of comments up. I'm disappointed that I missed it.Calibanbutcher said:
Oh, and the worst jokes are those really long ones that lead to an anti-joke punchline that I can't be bothered to type out.
Dear god.
You took away my favourite male singer, Michael Jackson. You took away my favourite reality TV star, Jade Goody. You took away my favourite female vocalist, Whitney Houston. You took away my favourite footballer, George Best.
It seems god, that you take away all my favourite celebrities.
P.S. My favourite twins are John and Edward (Jedward).
You took away my favourite male singer, Michael Jackson. You took away my favourite reality TV star, Jade Goody. You took away my favourite female vocalist, Whitney Houston. You took away my favourite footballer, George Best.
It seems god, that you take away all my favourite celebrities.
P.S. My favourite twins are John and Edward (Jedward).
