Worlds worst joke.

[Gabanuka]

The US government.

 

[shrekfan246]

The movie Bruno. The entire thing.

Can I add Borat to that as well? And I haven't even seen it, but I imagine Dictator could probably fit in too.

 

[Auron225]

Any variation of the "Not Joke", anyone who has ever so much as thought of making that type of joke deserves to be thrown screaming from a helicopter on national tv.

I can't agree enough with this. Anytime I hear anyone try it, I cringe. Also,

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"To get to the other side!"

-.-

 

[Ldude893]

"Knock Knock."

"Who's there."

"Doctor."

 

[bluerocker]

What's pink and orange at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with broken armbands.

Whats blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?

The same baby 2 weeks later.

Personally I like that joke but I know many people think it's just in bad taste. xD

Don't even get me started on dead baby jokes! Wait, what was that brain? I should post them? Okay!!!

What's small, red, and banging at the window?

Spoiler: punchline

Baby in a microwave.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Spoiler: punchline

Depends upon how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a dead baby in a dumpster?

Spoiler: these are meant to be told in sequence

A living baby in the bottom of the dumpster.

What's worse that that?

The dumpster is full of dead babies!

What's worse than that?

It had to eat it's way out.

What's worse than that?

It came back for seconds!

I could do this all day.

 

[AlexanderPeregrine]

Why do aardvarks never get sick? Because they're full of antibodies.

 

[Vyniir]

Man walks into a bar.... Ouch

I'll see myself out..

 

[sageoftruth]

Guy 1: Hey! Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree.

Guy 2: Okay. Are you a tree?

Guy 1: No.

 

[DaWaffledude]

What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas?

Spoiler

Cancer.

 

[sageoftruth]

Go on memebase if you want to see the real gems for this thread.

 

[scorptatious]

Boy. It sure is raining cats and dogs outside.

Spoiler

I just stepped in a poodle.

 

[DoPo]

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call me one of those "peopel who get offended too easyly" types but I probably would give this a free pass were it funny

its not

so I'm allowed to be disgusted

AIDS is a joke I don't want to get.

OT: Why are elephants big grey and wrinkly?

Spoiler

because if they were small, white and smmoth, they would have been an aspirin.

Not the worst but deal with it.

 

[lacktheknack]

Here's a few terrible ones.

She was a woman.

A piiig.

BECAUSE SHE WAS HIT BY A BUS!

She didn't have arms any more.

Too dark?

 

[WoW Killer]

What's green and furry and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

Spoiler

A snooker table.

Yeah...

 

[Herman Hedning's mace]

What is red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?

Spoiler

Little Lisa that just found a cheese slicer.

 

[Darknacht]

Bob Saget telling of The Aristocrats joke.

 

[Pieturli]

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

Spoiler

Dr. Dre

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Spoiler: What's blue in the summer, brown in the winter, and smells like cheese?

I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me...