World's worst protagonists.

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Urgh76

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Vaan from FFXII. He had NOTHING to do with the main story at all. All he did was say "I wanna be a sky pirate" every 5 minutes.
Damn Ninjas....

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LarenzoAOG said:
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Far Cry 2.

Shoot everyone, steal medicine, bomb water pipelines, destabilize region further just to still have a job.
Don't forget "fund gun-running with conflict diamonds" and "assist ex-pats to do all the terrible things you are already doing."
Lol I kinda wrapped everything up with 'destabilize region', but yeah, that.

But oh wait, you help a bunch of refugees across the border at the end! Wow! Total redemption! Haha I love that stupid game.
The game was probably supposed to end with you killing the Jackal, and then the dev team said "wait a sec, which one of these guys was the antagonist again?"
It's weird how in the end, there is no antagonist. Well, there's the weird as hell encounter with all the NPC's whose lives you've saved a billion times over...
 

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Ethan Thomas in Condemned 2 ! In the first one he was ok but in the 2nd all he does is swear, drink and fight dirty, break peoples neck and snap their arms. He's also an asshole.
 

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Holden Caufeild.
That annoying little ***** needs to shut up and just go home.

As for video games, that Star Destroyer douche bag from Force Unleashed.
 

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Desmond Miles. No question asked. He really fucking gets to me. You may argue that altiar or ezio are the protaganist from the asscreed trilogy but your playing as desmond miles who is playing altiar and ezio.
 

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Mario.

Genocidal freak who just leaves the one girl in the dust to save the one that wants nothing to do with him.
 

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Hoo boy. In no particular order...

1. Any silent protagonist. I'm sure this has been said before. SPs made sense in the days of point/click adventures and text-based games, since the person you were playing had no face, and you never saw any body parts (hands, for e.g.), and they were actually supposed to be the player. This is especially annoying for third-person games.

2. Alex Mercer from Prototype. If I need to explain this one, I'm gonna go nuts. He does get a little better as the story goes, though. A little. Kinda. In cutscenes, at least.

3. Dante form the Devil May Cry series. He's just a smug asshole. Okay, he's amazingly badass, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't want that coat, but he's still a smug asshole. And his pistols suck.
Also, Trish, for much the same reason. Lady's a little better.

4. Rubi from Wet. The only thing likeable about this character is... is her... ... I'll have to get back to you on this one.
 

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Aside from Eldar and Tau being good, the Human factions are all religious nuts who are like if Nazis controlled a portion of the universe. And pretty much every other 'evil' race (Necron, Dark Eldar, Ork, Tyranid, Chaos Marines) are all just assholes because they can be.
I'd say the Eldar are worse than the Tau. I mean, they did create Slaanesh...
 

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Drakmeire said:
http://blisteredthumbs.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/masterchief-204x300.jpg
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even among characters that you are supposed to project yourself on, this one fails since they tried to give him an identity and it's over-macho jerk.
I agree except take the picture of mastercheif away and add gordan freemen. Man that game sucked.
 

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Well, depending on your point of view. JC Denton, even though he ruined a corporation that was killing people he kinda collapsed the entire world's infrastructure causing people to rely on corporations more than governments allowing unlawful things to happen. Can't blame him though.
What if I didn't choose that ending?


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Freeman. All the heroics are kind of undermined by the fact that he was the one who caused the whole invasion.
No he wasn't. G-man did it.
 

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Yellowbeard said:
HellspawnCandy said:
Well, depending on your point of view. JC Denton, even though he ruined a corporation that was killing people he kinda collapsed the entire world's infrastructure causing people to rely on corporations more than governments allowing unlawful things to happen. Can't blame him though.
What if I didn't choose that ending?
If you decide to play Invisible war you did.
 

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triggrhappy94 said:
Holden Caufeild.
That annoying little ***** needs to shut up and just go home.

As for video games, that Star Destroyer douche bag from Force Unleashed.
Thank God, someone said it so I don't have to. Seriously, fuck Catcher in the Rye. When we're an ancient culture and space archeologists are digging up our remains, they're gonna think we're a bunch of whiny emo pussies. And you know what? I THINK THEY MIGHT BE RIGHT!
 

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Holden Caufeild.
That annoying little ***** needs to shut up and just go home.
Thank you. First thing that popped into my head the exact moment I saw this thread. Salinger needs to be resurrected and killed again for that monstrosity of a book. Classic my ass.
 

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Worst Protagonist? Now this is an easy one.

The duo of Frank and "The Maw" from the XBL title "The Maw". How am I supposed to feel for this little guy? I mean, sure he looks cute and innocent, but just going by the facts of in-game play? He feeds dozens of living beings WHOLE to the little sharp-toothed blob-creature he escaped with from... jail? ...space-zoo? ...*shrugs* I dunno... Feeding and feeding sentient beings one after another to this little monster, all the while watching it grow, until in the end "Maw" eats the entire planet. The whole freaking planet. Presumably millions, maybe billions of lives snuffed out, most of which had jack to do with either of the two escapees...

Not really sympathetic to their plight...
 

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Drakmeire said:
http://blisteredthumbs.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/masterchief-204x300.jpg
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even among characters that you are supposed to project yourself on, this one fails since they tried to give him an identity and it's over-macho jerk.

yup master chief ftw
 

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Legion IV said:
Drakmeire said:
http://blisteredthumbs.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/masterchief-204x300.jpg
unoriginal-check
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emotionless-check
bland-check
even among characters that you are supposed to project yourself on, this one fails since they tried to give him an identity and it's over-macho jerk.
I agree except take the picture of mastercheif away and add gordan freemen. Man that game sucked.
but at least Gordan Freeman has a name and a pretty original character design. not enough heroes have glasses.
 

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anc[is]The Space Marines. Giant dicks in a universe filled with jerks, except one tiny corner of the universe where the Tau live.
Yeah! And the Tau too, because they forcibly sterilize alien populations and run an operation comparable to Communist China!

EDIT: Also, Link and Midna in Twilight Princess--one was a pedophile, and the other just rubbed me the wrong way.
 

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Drakmeire said:
Legion IV said:
Drakmeire said:
http://blisteredthumbs.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/masterchief-204x300.jpg
unoriginal-check
boring-check
emotionless-check
bland-check
even among characters that you are supposed to project yourself on, this one fails since they tried to give him an identity and it's over-macho jerk.
I agree except take the picture of mastercheif away and add gordan freemen. Man that game sucked.
but at least Gordan Freeman has a name and a pretty original character design. not enough heroes have glasses.
Plus Gordon is less of a macho jerk and more of a nerd. He doesn't act cool or tough and heck isn't even a soldier. Just a theoretical physicist with a suit to keep him safe.
 

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-Kratos in God of War 3. Notice what happened every time he killed a god? The world got fucked over more and more. Screw destabilizing some random island region, Kratos's little rampage destabilized the entire PLANET.

-About 50% of people who play Magicka. If you spared ANYONE in the dining hall after the tutorial, you're a kinder man than me. For some reason, the ability to kill NPC's is way too tempting.

-Every protagonist who foolishly gives the bad-guys everything they need to destroy/take over the world, and are only heroes afterwards because they end up cleaning up their own mess. Shujinko and Lara Croft (the movie one) come to mind. Crash Bandicoot did this once, too.