Worse/Funny Break ups

[CRAVE CASE 55]

well I walked in on my GF and another guy so she grabbed my boot knife off the dreeser and threw it at my and it stuck 2 inches in my leg...

Yes that realy happened and yes we got back together...

wow u sir are a trooper or an idiot not sure which of the two

A little bit of both...

 

[slevin8989]

ok heres what happened:
i had been dating a girl through freshman to sophmore year
and then during the summer between sophmore year to junior year,
she doesn't come over
she doesn't call
so at the beginning of junior I get on the bus, and i look for her,
she's not there

so i'm lookin for her all throughout the day and finally I run into her cousin
and i say "hey courtney, have you seen Brittany?"
and she tells me "Oh, she moved"
I'd put fml here but i found this absolutely hilarious

I know what you mean happened to me too =] hilarious

and that dramatic letter is better with the Invade Zim AMV

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

That, it had me in stitches for ages

Holy shit, that was awesome.


She's just like "Wha..."

 

[ZapperX]

My friend told me this, and it makes me laugh every time i think of it...

He's going out with this girl for five months, and he had this school event on the day of her prom, so he tells her he can't go. She says, ok! She then proceeds to never answer his txts, calls, or attempts to visit, anymore. Just totally cut him off.

Hilarious.

 

[trelloskilos]

That, it had me in stitches for ages

Sheer awesomeness. X-D

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I have a friend who tried to break up with his girlfriend, and she said "no"...simply "no". They're still together...true story. I still don't understand.

 

[end_boss]

That.

Really funny

I know that the girl has some pretty poor English skills, and the reading is done quite amusingly, but if you actually pay attention to the content, the boyfriend's quite a douche as well.

 

[El Poncho]

Well this is recent and I feel sorry for the girls but it wasn't the guys fault.

Well Guy+Girl(both 15) were 'going out' with each other, this is the last thing anyone would of thought the girl would do, they had sex, next day the guy says that he is gay and then on the same day gets a boyfriends. I know he couldn't help his sexuality but I feel sorry for the girl.

 

[Sipo]

That, it had me in stitches for ages

holy shit that was sooooooooooooooo awesome. XD XD XD XD XD

 

[Metric Monkey]

Spoiler: A small use of bad language.

Man that would suck.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

That.

Really funny

Hehe, funny stuff. XD

 

[titanium turtle]

some guy I know got broke up with when his girlfriend sucked his best friends dick- in front of his face!

apparently true- he told me himself

 

[Kiutu]

Well this is recent and I feel sorry for the girls but it wasn't the guys fault.

Well Guy+Girl(both 15) were 'going out' with each other, this is the last thing anyone would of thought the girl would do, they had sex, next day the guy says that he is gay and then on the same day gets a boyfriends. I know he couldn't help his sexuality but I feel sorry for the girl.

Seems he figured and was like "Well, let me just try it and see..." He SHOULD have explained how he felt and suggested that they try sex so he can be sure. The guy shouldnt be hated, but it was kinda a dick move. Especcially if it was her first time. Maybe she would have preffered to have a happy story than that one.

 

[El Poncho]

Well this is recent and I feel sorry for the girls but it wasn't the guys fault.

Well Guy+Girl(both 15) were 'going out' with each other, this is the last thing anyone would of thought the girl would do, they had sex, next day the guy says that he is gay and then on the same day gets a boyfriends. I know he couldn't help his sexuality but I feel sorry for the girl.

Seems he figured and was like "Well, let me just try it and see..." He SHOULD have explained how he felt and suggested that they try sex so he can be sure. The guy shouldnt be hated, but it was kinda a dick move. Especcially if it was her first time. Maybe she would have preffered to have a happy story than that one.

I don't think he even knew he was gay in anyway, until after they had sex.

 

[jasminne]

Well, my current boyfriend's ex girlfriend is a complete and utter *****. We live in Australia and there's little islands surrounding. When my boyfriend was with his ex, they went to one of the islands for "Australia Day". They were staying for 3 days and tickets couldn't be exchanged.

The day after they arrived on the island, my boyfriend's ex broke up with him and had sex on the beach with some random 30-year-old (keep in mind they were only 15) right in front of him!

I had to laugh when he told me.