Woo, my post on "Twilight" has been quoted more than any other post I've ever written. I should take up a job as professional troll!
I would have nominated Greg Kinnear, as I've hated pretty much everything he's been in, but he was probably the best thing about "Mystery Men". Don't agree with Nicholas Cage or Keanu.
Honestly, I really can't think of anybody right now who's that bad in everything they've been in.
BUT WAIT! I feel a winner coming on... QUENTIN TARANTINO. Great director. Utterly lousy actor, and he always burdens himself with the absolute worst lines. The best examples I can think of right now:
- Reservoir Dogs: "Mr Brown? That's like Mr S--t."
- Pulp Fiction: "Do you see a sign that says dead n--ger storage?"
Add to that the "backwash" line from Alias - can't remember it, but it was gross - and pretty much everything he says to the girl in "From Dusk til Dawn". Oh, and in "Desperado" he walks into a bar, tells a p-ss joke, then gets shot in the head. That's his entire function in that movie. I think my point is made!
I would have nominated Greg Kinnear, as I've hated pretty much everything he's been in, but he was probably the best thing about "Mystery Men". Don't agree with Nicholas Cage or Keanu.
Honestly, I really can't think of anybody right now who's that bad in everything they've been in.
BUT WAIT! I feel a winner coming on... QUENTIN TARANTINO. Great director. Utterly lousy actor, and he always burdens himself with the absolute worst lines. The best examples I can think of right now:
- Reservoir Dogs: "Mr Brown? That's like Mr S--t."
- Pulp Fiction: "Do you see a sign that says dead n--ger storage?"
Add to that the "backwash" line from Alias - can't remember it, but it was gross - and pretty much everything he says to the girl in "From Dusk til Dawn". Oh, and in "Desperado" he walks into a bar, tells a p-ss joke, then gets shot in the head. That's his entire function in that movie. I think my point is made!
j/k
