Worst Adaptations/Sequels/Rip-offs/Remakes in film?

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Chairman Miaow

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Highlander 2. Just watch it. Go on. See how long you can last, I can wait.

Are you okay, do you need help? I know I know, but it's over now, it can't hurt you anymore.
 

Vausch

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Chairman Miaow said:
Highlander 2. Just watch it. Go on. See how long you can last, I can wait.

Are you okay, do you need help? I know I know, but it's over now, it can't hurt you anymore.
I already saw it. FAIL in every sense of the word. Also saw the Renegade Edition. OKAY! Still screwed it up to me but it was much much better.
 

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The Last Airbender!!!!

Dear god it is without a doubt the worst movie my Husband and I have ever seen, including Sharktapus and the like.

We loved the Nick show but Shamalan basically Shamalan-ed the movie to fuck-all. All of the humor and the love and care put into the show just flew out the window. It deserved all the hate and razzies that crap got. It amazes me even now how that bastard looked at this kid's show and seemed to think "hmm, its alright, but we need that guy from Twilight and morose faces and lets forget about the intelligent writing and anything cute about the story. That should totally help".

Sorry, still so very bitter about that situation. I will never pay to see any movie he makes ever again. I might even openly picket his next movie, poor shlobs that even give him one.
 

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pixiejedi said:
The Last Airbender!!!!

Dear god it is without a doubt the worst movie my Husband and I have ever seen, including Sharktapus and the like.

We loved the Nick show but Shamalan basically Shamalan-ed the movie to fuck-all. All of the humor and the love and care put into the show just flew out the window. It deserved all the hate and razzies that crap got. It amazes me even now how that bastard looked at this kid's show and seemed to think "hmm, its alright, but we need that guy from Twilight and morose faces and lets forget about the intelligent writing and anything cute about the story. That should totally help".

Sorry, still so very bitter about that situation. I will never pay to see any movie he makes ever again. I might even openly picket his next movie, poor shlobs that even give him one.
If it's anything like the hate I felt when I saw Dragonball Evolution then I feel your pain. I loved Avatar on Nick and avoided the film best I could, but it's definitely a top contender.
 

Twilight_guy

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Highlander. Just thumb through the sequels and you'll find plenty of cannon fodder to review.
 

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Nouw said:
It's like the new Ultramarines film, it works more like a novel[sub]yes Dan Abnett I know[/sub] and a thriller. Terrible to show what Warhammer 40,000 is like if you're new to it[sub]one could argue that nearly all Space Marine stories work like the plot in the movie[/sub] however from the perspective of thriller it works quite well.
Well, that's Abnett for you, he's not concerned with being consistent with the fluff (or anything else), he just chucks scenes together.

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AvP and AvPR

No.... just no. They are just so freaking bad.
Welll...AvP was only bad. Not nearly as appalling as AvPR. That's sort of a defence.
 

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I'll give you that Lynch did a good job with the visuals and casting but the story part was not handled well. While certain sacrifices must be made when adapting a book as big as dune in to such a short movie, way too much of the Lynch version's storyline was cut out. As for the mini series: if it was the one that was done a while back by the then Sci Fi channel then that one actually has most of the story intact and remained true to the books.
 

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how bout the dungeon siege movie adaption...just ugh.
Also agree with Vaush on Dragonball Evolution especially a goku with hormones worrying about girls.
Another that makes my blood boil, even if I seem to be the minority, the entire resident evil movie franchise, why the hell did they have to bring girl power into it? 1 of the charms in the game was it was unenhanced, ordinary people who took on the hordes of walking dead.
 

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The Last Airbender

End. Of. Fucking. Thread.


*tear* they ruined my favorite show...
 

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Eragon ripped off Star Wars. Not in a "the Doom movie was Resident Evil in space" way, but in a truly shameless, scene for scene way.

It starts with a princess being pursued by an evil empire's forces. Before being cpatured, she sends away something of extreme value. It's found by a farmboy who lives with his uncle. He's not sure if he should get involved. After the empire come looking for it and kill his uncle, he decides to go off with this wise old mentor, who used to fight the empire but put that on hold after they lost the war. They meet an untrustworthy scoundrel they are forced to deal with. They find out the princess is being held captive at the empire fortress and go resuce her, but the mentor is killed...and so on
Ah, but it's okay- it had dragons.
/Sarcasm.

OT: I'm just trying to think now... Well, pretty much any Disney sequel (come on, Mulan, Pocahontas, Cinderella, Aladdin... And don't you other crap Disney sequels think you've gotten away with it- I'm looking at you too).

The Matrix sequels? Ocean's Twelve? Jaws sequels?

Actually, on the note of bad films made from books, I'll go back to Eragon. Sure, it was bad and camp, but the book was still better.

Stuart Little and Dr. Dolittle don't hold up to their original source material. They aren't bad per se... But not as good. Same problem with Stardust. All right movie- unless you've seen the book. Then it's... well, mediocre at best.

I've never seen a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy film that holds a candle to the book; the only redeeming feature of the latest one was Alan Rickman as Marvin the Paranoid Android. The rest of the cast... I wasn't as sold on.

Oh! And Star Wars. Not that you don't know that all ready, but I felt I'd better write it down...
 

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The Matrix sequels?
Had some good bits, all of them revolving around Hugo Weaving. Sure, like everyone else he's talking total nonsense, but he does it so well. Skip the parts about other people and it wouldn't be so bad.
 

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Watchmen. I'm sorry, but that was one of the most horrible movies I have ever seen. I've heard the comics were really great so it's kind of a shame.

Before you flame the crap out of me, let me just say that Alan Moore didn't even want to see the movie and said: "There are things that we did with Watchmen that could only work in a comic, and were indeed designed to show off things that other media can't".
Now, you can disagree with me but I doubt anyone can disagree with him.
 

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Anoctris said:
thaluikhain said:
Well, that's Abnett for you, he's not concerned with being consistent with the fluff (or anything else), he just chucks scenes together.
I don't know, Abnett's done pretty well adding to the fluff imo (Eisenhorn/Ravenor/Gaunt).
Adding to it, yes, by coming up with ideas that have been accepted by everyone else and become set in the continuity. He doesn't tend to pay much attention at all to the continuity that has been created before he gets his hands on it, though.

On the other hand, that could just be the result of poor editing. Gaunt was a Colonel-Commissar because Abnett didn't know how the ranks worked, but nobody else picked this up either, for example.

Anoctris said:
Why do filmmakers believe they can make changes to establised source material on a whim. Who allows this shit? Does a studio exec/producer just dump truck loads of cash into an IP owners lap and walk away?
I'd say you need script editors for this as well...apparently, the original ideas for Star Wars were pretty poor, but Lucas was told to change them and had to. By the time the prequels came round, he was too big to say "no" to, and he did it exactly how he wanted to do it...not quite the same thing as not having editors, but close.
 

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll

All the material you'll ever need, buddy.

Also, the sequels to Jaws, and anything by The Asylum film company.
 

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Starship Troopers.

If you haven't already - never read the book. You will forever lust for the blood of the director/producer/screenwriter.
Eh, I liked. What was so different from the book?