What? Nobody said the Transformers series? I don't think anything can really compare in terms of stupidity.
Worst alien invasion movie of all time
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Wait. No one has said anything about Cowboys vs. Aliens yet? A movie where aliens come to the old west for gold, and get their asses handed to them by a bunch of cowboys and Daniel Craig. How has no one mentioned or torn that movie apart yet?
Also Teenagers from Outer Space is a terrible one. For anyone who hasnt seen it, the monster is just the shadow of a lobster.
Also Teenagers from Outer Space is a terrible one. For anyone who hasnt seen it, the monster is just the shadow of a lobster.
What, not for:robot slipper said:
Come on, that's probably one of the cheesiest speeches that's ever been written. I bet the screenwriters were all laughing and snickering to themselves, saying "It'll never go into recording like that." and they probably all took a double take when they realized nobody changed it.
OT: I never watched it myself, but I have a friend who can enjoy even the worst of movies and he says that Skyline was extremely bad. So bad that it bored him, and he liked the Clash of the Titans remake (which, for the record, is one of the few movies I've ever watched that has legitimately put me to sleep).
Probably cause no one watched the movie lol. I saw it but I can't remember anything about it. Probably cause was soo stupid i blocked the memory of the movie.Thoff09 said:
The worst Alien Invasion Movie has to be Star Trek 4: Voyage Home. I mean really they went back in time to get some Hump Back Whales and that's what made the aliens go away. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed the Movie, but that has to be the worst alien invasion I have ever heard. A bunch of aliens were annoyed cause they hadn't heard anything from some whales in Hundreds of years so they decide to send a probe to earth to destroy it cause they couldn't talk to their friends anymore. But it's cool they finally go away after some whales start talking to them and they are happy again. I just want to know what the aliens thought the whales were doing. Did they think that they were just ignoring them, or frozen in ice for hundreds of years until the probe thawed it out? I know they weren't expecting someone to go back in time to pick up some more whales, since that would be stupid.
There are all manner of suggestions for replacement solvents in alternative biochemistry like liquid methane, or liquid ammonia, of course this presents an even greater problem should such life come to earth since they would explosively decompress/instantly boil if they set foot into our environment.A Satanic Panda said:
However for the original question in this thread.
I have to say for big budget titles, battlefield earth. It just gets everything wrong, terrible story, terrible acting, weird camera angles, painful on the eyes color choices. Its truly amazing how it gets things wrong you wouldn't even normally think about
There's probably B-movies which are worse, but there will always be a worse B-movie.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. That was a bad fucking idea.A Satanic Panda said:
[link]http://youtu.be/MFshZ5Udpdg?t=3m30s[/link]
I think that a company that actually has Urkel fighting off a giant shark and a giant crocodile should always get a vote.Marter said:
Not to mention the way the aliens were surprised that humanity could fight and operate machinery. Um, hello? Didn't you notice a struggle happening at all as your ships initially landed? It was so awful...xorinite said:
It did provide a certain level of entertainment though. I will always laugh at that one scene where Travolta pulls a head out of a box and yells "YOUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER!"
NATO has been notified, please report to a geosynchronous orbit for your destruction by anti-satellite nuclear warhead.A Satanic Panda said:
I hate to do this...
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
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Captcha: aliens
I do believe Captcha knows what we're talking about, so I guess if a movie could be made about that, it would probably suck, but it would already know that...
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
/thread =)
Captcha: aliens
I do believe Captcha knows what we're talking about, so I guess if a movie could be made about that, it would probably suck, but it would already know that...
...but Jake did that. Well, one of them anyway.Sean Hollyman said:
OT: Does Indiana Jones 4 count?
Because while it was bad and had a horrible premise[footnote]Seriously, GOLD? That's your aliens' motivation???[/footnote], it's nowhere near the worst and the film actually does succeed in making the aliens seem threatening. Movies like Signs make use of an even worse premise[footnote]To quote Sam Carter (Stargate SG-1) on the matter: "So they fly half-way across the galaxy in a highly advanced spaceship, but they don't use their technology to take over the planet. You know what their weakness turned out to be? Water. I mean, if that's true, why go to all the trouble to invade a planet that's two-thirds water? Not to mention the rain..."[/footnote] and fail to establish the aliens as a credible threat[footnote]Seriously, Killer Klowns from Outer Space did a better job in that regard, as did Close Encounters of the Third Kind...and the aliens in the latter were BENIGN![/footnote]. And then of course there's Plan 9 from Outer Space, which isn't just a bad movie, it's a really bad movie whose claim to fame is directly related to its lack of quality (It was comparatively obscure until it was declared one of the worst films of all time, which was how it was introduced to most people today)...Thoff09 said: