Worst Book You've Read for School

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AndyVale

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Tdc2182 said:
AndyVale said:
Anyway, I do a literature degree so I read at least one book a week. I'd rather talk about the favourites

Anthony Burgess - A Clockwork Orange (It's a real skill that he could make the language so understandable, by the end of the book you could get all the slang despite it never being explained.)
It was not my most favorite book. But I respected the shit out of it. It was pretty amazing how you understand everything towards the end.
Here's a thought, was the ending of the book a bit of a cop-out or was it actually a much more depressing end than the film?
 

RevealerC

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Two words: David goddamn Copperfield. Dickens is the only author I know who can eat up so many chapters to say so little. The only thing that kept me going was the ever-so-sparse moments where the plot picked up and stuff actually happened.
 

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Mortal, fucking, Engines. It was the crappiest book I have ever read. And that's saying something.
 

mongrelle666

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i'll agree with romeo and juliet in 8th grade. all girls school. the preppy girls conned the teacher into letting(FORCING)us too watch baz luhrmann's atrocity. it was better presented in "Hot Fuzz".
 

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In year 9 I had to read a novel called "walking naked". The gist of it is "cool girl is a *****. Cool girl befriends uncool girl. Cool girl is still a *****. Uncool girl kills herself. Cool girl has some shallow revelation about how much she's changed THE END!".

It was fucking abysmal, to girly for even the most girly girls in my course. I can't even begin to comprehend what my teachers where smoking when they selected it (especially as most of the texts we studied were bearable, some even being rather enjoyable).
 

Novander

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Silas fucking Marner by George Eliot. It would have been so much better if that was the official title.
 

Lordmarkus

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Marter said:
Probably "All Quiet on the Western Front", this year.

I really did not enjoy that book.
Heresy!

OT: We had a book circle once and was forced to pick one of around five titles that lay on the teachers table. Of course I stretched myself for the one with the coolest frontpage. BIG mistake. The name of the book was "Churchdevils" and you might guess were the story goes...

Until this very day I hold it as the worst piece of culture I have ever had the unfortune to experience.
 

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senschuh said:
Qufang said:
We also had to read a book about a very unlikeable African man in tribal Africa who's life gets ruined when us English try to bring civilisation into their way of life. I would probably have more sympathy for the guy if he stopped bitching about his yams.
Would that book be "Things Fall Apart" by Chinua Achebe?
Yes! That's exactly it.
 

Mentalist

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It seems like a lot of people on this thread hate literature :S (then again, I am the type of person who actually goes out of my way to read classics that have been deemed good)

I pretty much loved everything I did back in English class, with the exception of Jane Austen's Emma. So unbelievably terrible -- only obese female English teachers like that stuff. Others I didn't like too much were Heart of Darkness, most stories in the postmodern genre, and Frankenstein (but I actually chose to do it; it wasn't a set text or anything)

To all those Anthony Horowitz people -- is this even worthy of being studied? Honestly. Unless you're 12 (sorry if I'm being ageist)
 

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Just_A_Glitch said:
Especially with how season 4 ended! I just screamed "That's not fair!" when 4 ended.
The show doesn't mess around. Dexter's ultimate failure for his selfish desires to satisfy his dark passenger. The aftermath will be very interesting.
 

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The Sociologically Examined Life

It was a book I had to read for my sociology class. A class by the way that was a big mistake to take because of all the annoying assumptions it makes. Anyway I hated it because in every other sentence the author used things such as: "sociologically examined life", and "sociological mindfulness." Every other sentence was something like "when we look at the sociologically examined life and think about it with a new sociological mindfulness we see that..." It felt that every word I was saying was sociological mindfulness and it was just enough to make you want to reach into the book and smack the author.
 

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TheLaofKazi said:
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lord of the flies was probably one of my favorite books. maybe its because Im a pessimist and like the pessimistic message, or maybe its because I had a great english teacher but that book really did it for me. especially the ending, that was one of the best endings ever
Don't get wrong, I'm pretty pessimistic, it's just that I didn't really agree with the message whole-heartedly. And really, I think if I just took the book for itself, I would have liked it more. But I guess I kept thinking of how the message would be interpreted by people, which would go somewhat like:

Without society = you suck = society is good

I don't think I would be barbaric if I was away from society, even if I was young and immature, because I was never a violent person. I'm not like that. Maybe I'm just an exception, but I find it hard to believe I'm "just" an exception too. I have trouble just stopping there, because I think there needs to be a reason behind it.

I guess that's optimistic, because there's hope behind it, because maybe one day we can figure out why we're so fucking violent and idiotic, and we could evolve not biologically - but socially. But don't you worry, I'm pessimistic in the sense that we will most likely drown in our shit before that happens.
I didn't get the society is good feel. The message was more, we are products of our environment so people will act how their environment allows them to. It was made pretty clear at least to me that manny characters were bad people long before they were on the island but their new environment is what allowed them to become savages. The message for me was that we are all bad but its just who can control themselves, this is what the "monster" in the book represented
 

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pauloalbatross said:
Death of a Salesman
You philistine! that's a great play.

Also shakespear is so wooden when read in schools it should be seen as a play or nothing at all
 

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Maybe I'll get hate from the few people who like this, but...

Regeneration by Pat Barker. I absolutely hate this book, everything from Barker's pretentious writing style to the whiny characters - yes I know they've all been through war trauma. I just think Barker didn't write about it particularly well having never been in war.
 

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williagr said:
micky said:
i cant remember it had something to do with bees and some girl looking for her mother, uugh it was horrible.
Secret Life of Bees... and +1, such a horribly boring book.
thats the one! it was really bad the book took place in like 3 places, thats all.