Worst Call of Duty tribute ever!!!

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mrhappyface

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I recently found this fanfic author called ender of lives, and I looked at one of his stories. It's called the Beta Threat, and I regret that some people ever gotten their hands on Call of Duty. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5739859/1/The_Beta_Threat
 

FactualSquirrel

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1) stop going on that website, it'll make you lose faith in the human race.
2) "The world was in pease. But pease never forever. This is cuz terists want to brake pease becuz they ar evil." sums up how I feel about this fanfic.
 

Radeonx

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Fantastic.
So...anything to discuss? Or are we just supposed to look at the article and tell you how terrible it is?
 

mrhappyface

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Radeonx said:
Fantastic.
So...anything to discuss? Or are we just supposed to look at the article and tell you how terrible it is?
I just wonder why people write such horrifically awful stories like this...
 

Grayjack

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What are you talking about? That's the best thing I've ever read. It's like Half Life Full Life Consequences, but with Call of Duty!
 

TheNumber1Zero

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It has the grammar and spelling of a braindead newt, and all the entertainment value of stabbing yourself with a dull rock.

Are you gonna become the Fan-Fic guy of the Escapist now? Because you're readin enough of them.
 

internetzealot1

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Well, it can't be worse than Price's one liners.

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Edit to confirm that it was not worse than Price's one liners, and also not worse than MW2's story.
 

mr man

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"Shampo o got his roket launcher and shot the rocket and jumped on it and rode it lik skatborad to jet."

he rode a rocket launcher like a skateboard!
 

Sir Kemper

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mrhappyface said:
Radeonx said:
Fantastic.
So...anything to discuss? Or are we just supposed to look at the article and tell you how terrible it is?
I just wonder why people write such horrifically awful stories like this...
Becuase they don't realise there own insipidness.

Duh.
 
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I sav you said Reaperdeathkillergodninja. we only hav 10 secundz to sav hostagis. Hury partner or we wil al die and world wil be destroyed.

That was the point where I had to stop. Oh well. At least he didn't name him 694290001337.

No that's an actual name I've seen on XBOX.
 

ejb626

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Holy shit, it just reminds me of my attempt out of sheer boredom to write the worst possible MW2 fanfic I could think up, (I tried to mispell as many words as possible and spelled "Ramirez" differently everytime he was mentioned) I almost put in up on fanfic.net but I didn't want to be a troll, and it looks like this guy beat me to the punch.

So, anyone planning on making a Diy1991-style GMod interpretion?
 

soapyshooter

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LOL, no way in hell this is serious. shampoo and Reaperdeathkillergodninja will be bigger and better characters than soap and price
 

Sir Kemper

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ejb626 said:
Holy shit, it just reminds me of my attempt out of sheer boredom to write the worst possible MW2 fanfic I could think up, (I tried to mispell as many words as possible and spelled "Ramirez" differently everytime he was mentioned) I almost put in up on fanfic.net but I didn't want to be a troll, and it looks like this guy beat me to the punch.
Puvy. Merreiz jum into jeep, an ro-way with Sooap, but den deh trrists cum an-

Wait, hold this god awful joke!


Shampoo....Soap...Shampoo.


Aww god. That's weak, even for Troll standards.
 

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this is one of the greatest stories ive ever read
I would have to agree with you there, it's cleary far too intelligent for the average normal person to understand, i shall simply decree that those who think it's rubbish simply don't get it.
*Ascends to a higher plane of pretentious*

I hope that it was made as a joke, i do. I really do. I hope no one made this as a serious attempt.
 

Benjeezy

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FUCKING HELL I want to play that game. Spelling errors and all. Infinity Ward needs to make this game right now. It'll sell better then every CoD game ever.