Worst Call of Duty tribute ever!!!

[Olikunmissile]

?But Reaperdeathkillergodninja grabd Shampoo hands. ?No Shampo, I am deadz now. Say to wife and kids that im with Jesus.?

Likelihood of this being written with a straight face is quite low.

I want to see that in a cutscene.

Me too. This NEEDS to be a game.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I tried reading the first sentence but it made my soul itch. And for some reason it reminded me of Capt. Schwetje's speech to the troops in Generation Kill.

 

[thiosk]

?But Reaperdeathkillergodninja grabd Shampoo hands. ?No Shampo, I am deadz now. Say to wife and kids that im with Jesus.?

Likelihood of this being written with a straight face is quite low.

I want to see that in a cutscene.

Would have been better if he said "im wif the jesus"

 

[mrhappyface]

I tried reading the first sentence but it made my soul itch. And for some reason it reminded me of Capt. Schwetje's speech to the troops in Generation Kill.

"The world was in pease. But pease never forever. This is cuz terists want to brake pease becuz they ar evil. But heros sav pease and Peepull becuz they are good. This is story of Shampoo, who is hero of world and pease."
The worst and best speech i have ever heard about the War on Terror.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

I opened up that fanfic with the intentions of reading it and getting my own opinion. I read the first 5-6 lines and stopped, they need to learn to spell.

A) It was probably written by a troll,

B) It is soo fucking bad it is genius.

Don't take it too seriously.

I'm not taking it seriously, i just found the mis-spelling painful to try and read.

 

[GreyWolf257]

..... Owwwwwww! My head hurts!

That has to be the dumbest funny thing I have ever seen in my life.

 

[Iron Criterion]

I opened up that fanfic with the intentions of reading it and getting my own opinion. I read the first 5-6 lines and stopped, they need to learn to spell.

A) It was probably written by a troll,

B) It is soo fucking bad it is genius.

Don't take it too seriously.

I'm not taking it seriously, i just found the mis-spelling painful to try and read.

Yeah I was until I took it as a joke lol

 

[mrhappyface]

I opened up that fanfic with the intentions of reading it and getting my own opinion. I read the first 5-6 lines and stopped, they need to learn to spell.

Wait, but why was his story summary preview written so well?

 

[ender of lives]

Thanks guys for think my story is goods!

 

[DominicxD]

That's the single most entertaining and beautiful story I've ever read.

I haven't been touched like that since I saw 2012.

 

[ender of lives]

That's the single most entertaining and beautiful story I've ever read.

I haven't been touched like that since I saw 2012.

Thx.

 

[open trap]

Sorry i stopped after the first sentence, was that supposed to be about Call of Duty because ill i got out of it was some Shampoo and Peas.

 

[mrhappyface]

That's the single most entertaining and beautiful story I've ever read.

I haven't been touched like that since I saw 2012.

You thought 2012 was bad? It was better than the Happening at least.

 

[Jenkins]

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5736669/1/Left_2_Die_4ever


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5738424/1/You_are_left_2_die_forever_now

 

[Brad Shepard]

and i quote "There are terists that want to kill inosent peepulls in that bilding. They got bombs and guns and wil kil hostiges if they kno you are cuming!?

worst
spelling
ever

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Oh, GOD, thank you, OP. I needed that laugh, badly. This is the most epic thing I've ever read, behind SquirrelKing and Chimaera's respective stuff.

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

I recently found this fanfic author called ender of lives, and I looked at one of his stories. It's called the Beta Threat, and I regret that some people ever gotten their hands on Call of Duty. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5739859/1/The_Beta_Threat

I got this far [spoiler\]The world was in pease. But pease never forever. This is cuz terists[/spoiler] I then wanted to inflict horrific things on this person.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

"This is story of Shampoo, who is hero of world and pease."

I stopped there. That is hilariously awful, though I think intentional. Might be a parody.

Spoiler: That just reminded me of this: