Worst Call of Duty tribute ever!!!

[mrhappyface]

Oh, GOD, thank you, OP. I needed that laugh, badly. This is the most epic thing I've ever read, behind SquirrelKing and Chimaera's respective stuff.

You're...welcome?

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

That made me laugh...

 

[TheScarecrow]

Someone been trollin'.

At least, I hope so.

 

[Arcane Azmadi]

It's a fanfic. I don't even need to LOOK at it to know it's shit. So I didn't.

 

[Aimless Flea]

PLEEEEEEEASE tell me that the OP is joking.

 

[mrhappyface]

PLEEEEEEEASE tell me that the OP is joking.

I think this guy is for real.

 

[Aimless Flea]

PLEEEEEEEASE tell me that the OP is joking.

I think this guy is for real.

God no....
"Yes! I win and sav world!"

And then the world eksploded.

BEST QUOTE EVER

 

[Eggsnham]

This is definitely a joke.

 

[blankedboy]

What are you talking about? That's the best thing I've ever read. It's like Half Life Full Life Consequences, but with Call of Duty!

...

HL:FLC was gay, but this is worse, based on a worse game, and in text.

 

[soapyshooter]

the guy is obviously a troll. he can spell "to be continued" but cant spell "after" correctly. kudos though, it take effort to come with a story that bad.

?NO! I will com aftr you terist!? Shampo o got his roket launcher and shot the rocket and jumped on it and rode it lik skatborad to jet."

hahaha

 

[gibboss28]

A bottle of Jagermeister says this is from the same people who did the full life consequences stuff.

(forgive the spelling)

 

[Godavari]

Sometimes I wonder if people do this on purpose...

Then I realize that these are people we're talking about.

 

[Scrythe]

...and then John was a zombie.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Well, I guess it made about as much sense as MW2's storyline.

ZING!

But seriously, it was entertaining, to say the least. Stories like this make me feel more literate.

 

[Dark Knifer]

That is awful... But, why post it I wonder?

 

[Gasaraki]

i hope they introduce shampoo's friend "conditioner" in the sequel

 

[Pegghead]

Shampoo grabed wepon and was but ten was sad faic becuz teh teir weer zombi goasts an da pants were ded.