Worst Call of Duty tribute ever!!!

[Neurowaste]

I don't care is this is trolls or not, this made my day. Human stupidity never fails to bring me a few hearty chuckles. Plus he's a special forces ninja, named shampoo, come on! IW, get on this shit now!

 

[Dungus]

Are you kidding? This is gold.

 

[DyslexicWalrus]

This made me laugh so hard. I was doubled over, tears streaming out of my eyes.
?there are to many terits, Shampoo!? said soljur man. Soljur man got shot by gun and body wnet blod.

 

[CJ1145]

"Shampo o got his roket launcher and shot the rocket and jumped on it and rode it lik skatborad to jet."

he rode a rocket launcher like a skateboard!

Better. He rode the rocket FIRED by the rocket launcher.

 

[benoitowns]

That is the most epic thing I have ever seen.

 

[shotgunbob]

?no!? said terists. ?we ar evil and want wulrd ours so we can kil peepul and be evil!? said terists and they took RPG and shot it at Shampoo. But Shampoo had ninja taraning so he cud catch misile. He got rockt and thre it at terist pirmaid and piramid and the terists eksploded.

Best.

Line.

Ever.

 

[NeuroShock]

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5736669/1/Left_2_Die_4ever


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5738424/1/You_are_left_2_die_forever_now

It's settled. After reading these two, I declare this man the greatest literary genius of our generation.

 

[Roscoe_A]

I couldn't get past the first sentence without thinking...wtf

 

[Godhead]

I recently found this fanfic author called ender of lives, and I looked at one of his stories. It's called the Beta Threat, and I regret that some people ever gotten their hands on Call of Duty. [fanfiction5739859/1]/The_Beta_Threat

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Purely astounding, it reminds me heavily of this:

 

[Klepa]

I'd find this far more entertaining, if I hadn't seen HL:FLC. It's just trying to get on the bandwagon. It's also a bit too obvious and forced, in my opinion.

Can't blame anyone for liking this, though. I was in stitches with the first HL:FLC.

 

[bassdrum]

I believe that, by drawing attention to this lovely story, you have been trolled. Or, conversely, I may have set my expectations for minimum intelligence a little bit high... but it's hard to be that stupid.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Hahaha, there's no way that's legit. Its obviously bad on purpose. I laughed like hell at that.

 

[soapyshooter]

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5736669/1/Left_2_Die_4ever


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5738424/1/You_are_left_2_die_forever_now

It's settled. After reading these two, I declare this man the greatest literary genius of our generation.

?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? yelled Bob. ?NOMOREGUNSBULLETS!? So he threw the gunz and they eksploded because guns have gunpowder in them and they killed a hundred more zombies."

thats from the L4T2 story. This man has to be the greatest literary genius since Shakespeare. i havent laughed this hard in a long time. how exactly does one yel "!!!!!!"

 

[Knife-28]

1) Go to fanfiction.net
2) Read Twilight Fanfics
3) ??????
4) Die of internal hemorraghing

What scares me it that there are twilight/Half life crossovers.

 

[Jestere]

ah, i'm pretty sure it was intended to be ironic

I fail to see how this is ironic in any way...

i just read it as intentionally bad. i mean really, it seems pretty difficult to write something THAT bad without intending to. It seems to just be mocking fanfiction by pretending to take itself seriously

 

[Jestere]

1) Go to fanfiction.net
2) Read Twilight Fanfics
3) ??????
4) Die of internal hemorraghing

What scares me it that there are twilight/Half life crossovers.

phshwhachabawaaaa??? HERESY!!!!!