Worst Call of Duty tribute ever!!!

[The Heik]

I recently found this fanfic author called ender of lives, and I looked at one of his stories. It's called the Beta Threat, and I regret that some people ever gotten their hands on Call of Duty. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5739859/1/The_Beta_Threat

There are not enough psychiatrists in the universe to treat me after having read that abomination

*shudder*

 

[MurderousToaster]

My god, that was hilarious. Even though he's being sarcastic (no-one is that stupid)

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

This is clearly a joke story, it's too funny not to be intentional.

 

[xavierxenon]

?NO! I will com aftr you terist!? Shampo o got his roket launcher and shot the rocket and jumped on it and rode it lik skatborad to jet.

Dude, thats fucking awesome, how could anyone not love that?

 

[cernik]

I think that more then half of these terribad fanfics are just trolls.

I'd say more like 3/4

 

[Knife-28]

1) Go to fanfiction.net
2) Read Twilight Fanfics
3) ??????
4) Die of internal hemorraghing

What scares me it that there are twilight/Half life crossovers.

phshwhachabawaaaa??? HERESY!!!!!

And that's just the start, there's crossovers with everthing from 300 to Jurassic Park, Heck there's even twilight/Star wars crossovers.

 

[muffincakes]

They got bombs and guns and wil kil hostiges if they kno you are cuming!

This is the best line in any story ever. When the biggest threat to the hostages are terrorists who will only kill them if the protagonist cums, you know you have a blockbuster. Alternatively, it could be a porno. You decide.

 

[k-ossuburb]

At least it's shorter than that putrid excuse for a Harry Potter fantfic: "My Immortal" and I get the feeling that it's intentionally bad, because it's at least funny as hell.

If, however, it's unintentionally bad then that just makes it even funnier.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Are you just fanfic hunting today? Yes its awful, drawing attention to its awfullness is rather childish way of going about things.

This is true.

 

[Hotshots]

Hey...still wasn't as bad as resident evil.

 

[A Weary Exile]

More terribad fanfic readings from Youtube. This one is an eight minute (Yes, eight minutes!) Metroid fanfic and, of course, Samus and Ridley end up having sex. It is very lulzy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMonJ_i7kbg

 

[Squarez]

Anyone who took it as a serious attempt at a fan fic, and not a joke needs their head examined.

I mean, there's a character called Reaperdeathkillergodninja, for Christ's sake!

 

[e2density]

I regret that some people ever gotten their hands on Call of Duty

Me too...that game was never meant to be released...it started as a joke in the IW HQ! And now...OH THE HORROR!

 

[D.L.390]

Couldn't be arsed to read everything everyone said about this - but did anyone realise that it's a joke?

Because it is.


Hate to burst the bubble of the haters, but it is a joke xD It's funny though, because it's actually easier to follow and take seriously than Call Of Duty 4 and 6's "stories".

 

[duckfi8]

I could not read past the first line. I was just awful.

 

[mrhappyface]

Couldn't be arsed to read everything everyone said about this - but did anyone realise that it's a joke?

Because it is.


Hate to burst the bubble of the haters, but it is a joke xD It's funny though, because it's actually easier to follow and take seriously than Call Of Duty 4 and 6's "stories".

In all seriousness, I also think this was somewhat better than the Call of Duty storyline.

 

[Negative]

The only this that was missing was "Then Shampoo was a zombie!"

 

[mrhappyface]

The only this that was missing was "Then Shampoo was a zombie!"

You should read the sequel then...Red Alpha Rising. It got even worse...http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5743690/1/Red_Alpha_Rising