Worst Call of Duty tribute ever!!!

[Onyx Oblivion]

He can teleport and has a katana? What is this, the Shadowrun FPS?

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

this is satire right? please tell me it is.

 

[Jeronus]

Dis iz da greetesed stowrie eavr. U decerv ah pulicer nobal priaze four pease and gewd riteings. Anly terists ind evel peepl downt licke dis stowrie.

Translated from idiotese to normal:

This is an insult to bullshit fanfics everywhere.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

This goes right beside Half Life Full Life Consequences in awesomeness.

 

[Tonimata]

... Am I really the only one that gets the feeling this fanfic was written with a degree of sarcasm, bile and utter disgust for all that is Call of Duty and its fanbase?

...

Seems that way...

 

[mezmerizer02]

i'm on the edge of my seat waiting for it to continue!!!

 

[mezmerizer02]

What are you talking about? That's the best thing I've ever read. It's like Half Life Full Life Consequences, but with Call of Duty!

lolz you thought something with halflife in it was awesome. lolz. HL is lame, so is the game. i'm not saying you are, just the game and the HL universe. it's just so overhyped and over-loved. completely made out to be something it's not, and that's good.

 

[cyber_andyy]

A character called Reaperdeathkillergodninja? BEST. STORY. EVER.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Dude, you just get trolled?

No way can someone produce something that... BAD.

 

[NOT WILL]

A character called Reaperdeathkillergodninja? BEST. STORY. EVER.

Just wait when people name their kids after their gamer tag you can have kids named:
XxNOSPIXxX,shadowweed6969.
The ender of lives is a god amoung men becuase he created lines like this in the Left for dead books

"I need plan, but cant think fast! I need pilz!" And Bob ate the pilzl and it made his IQ go to 9999! SO he thourhgt supa fast and pored a bunch of molotovs which were made of super fuel in the gas tank."

And he got his revolva and shot him in the hand. Bob said "That doesn hurt me beacuz my arm is mades of robot."

'NO, IT IS U THAT WILL DIE NOW!' YELED BOB AND HE KICKED A HELICOPTER IN THE SKY SO IT BLEW UPS THE ARMIES.

just perfect

 

[BuyableDoor]

1) Go to fanfiction.net
2) Read Twilight Fanfics
3) ??????
4) Die of internal hemorraghing

What scares me it that there are twilight/Half life crossovers.

phshwhachabawaaaa??? HERESY!!!!!

wouldn't such a thing rupture the space time coninuum to collapse and end life as we know it?

 

[NoNameMcgee]

The whole thing is meant to be 'so bad its funny', its pretty obvious from the way its written. Not to be taken seriously.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Oh boy! I can't wait for the Garry's mod dramatic reading.

Purely astounding, it reminds me heavily of this:

*snip*

That is legendary.

 

[Jestere]

1) Go to fanfiction.net
2) Read Twilight Fanfics
3) ??????
4) Die of internal hemorraghing

What scares me it that there are twilight/Half life crossovers.

phshwhachabawaaaa??? HERESY!!!!!

wouldn't such a thing rupture the space time coninuum to collapse and end life as we know it?

good lord... black mesa... the resonance cascade... the pale, awkward G-man. it all makes sense!!!!

 

[NeuroShock]

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5736669/1/Left_2_Die_4ever


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5738424/1/You_are_left_2_die_forever_now

It's settled. After reading these two, I declare this man the greatest literary genius of our generation.

?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? yelled Bob. ?NOMOREGUNSBULLETS!? So he threw the gunz and they eksploded because guns have gunpowder in them and they killed a hundred more zombies."

thats from the L4T2 story. This man has to be the greatest literary genius since Shakespeare. i havent laughed this hard in a long time. how exactly does one yel "!!!!!!"

I just imagined it as the noise the guards in MGS make when they spot you and the " ! " pops up over their heads.

 

[cyber_andyy]

A character called Reaperdeathkillergodninja? BEST. STORY. EVER.

Just wait when people name their kids after their gamer tag you can have kids named:
XxNOSPIXxX,shadowweed6969.

I understood this bit

The ender of lives is a god amoung men becuase he created lines like this in the Left for dead books

"I need plan, but cant think fast! I need pilz!" And Bob ate the pilzl and it made his IQ go to 9999! SO he thourhgt supa fast and pored a bunch of molotovs which were made of super fuel in the gas tank."

And he got his revolva and shot him in the hand. Bob said "That doesn hurt me beacuz my arm is mades of robot."

'NO, IT IS U THAT WILL DIE NOW!' YELED BOB AND HE KICKED A HELICOPTER IN THE SKY SO IT BLEW UPS THE ARMIES.

just perfect

I have no idea what you're on about here...

 

[mrhappyface]

I wonder what the L2D4ever one will look like in Garry's Mod...I hope Frohman will be Bob.

 

[reg42]

I love these, they really brighten my day. They make me lol, I love "My Immortal" for that very reason. No matter how shit my day is, at least I'm not as stupid as them.

 

[TimeLord]

?But Reaperdeathkillergodninja grabd Shampoo hands. ?No Shampo, I am deadz now. Say to wife and kids that im with Jesus.?

Likelihood of this being written with a straight face is quite low.

Indeed. Reading it with a straight face is hard enough

 

[JimmerDunda]

In case some of you wonder this was obviously wrote bad on purpose to draw attention. A lot of these sprout up after the popularity of "Full life consequences"