Brandon237 said:
5 hours later I am down 30 ranks, lost to a player 2 leagues below me, lost to every unconventional/stupid/rush strategy in the book
If the you lost to such strategy, you really can't call them "stupid", can you? If you lost to a foolish strategy, what does that say about your OWN strategies, hmmm?
Just giving you a hard time, just last night I got my balls kicked consecutively in two different games.
Start with Magic 2013 on the XBox Arcade. I was playing with a friend of mine and the first game of the night was a Planes Chaser game. It's not official, but more of an "unwriten rule" that he and I generally leave each other alone until we're the last two left. Well that time finally comes and it's about even, I've got a card in my hand that'll quite possibly tip the scales into mmy favor, but then the Planes card changes and the effect is that all players must shuffle all permanents on the board back into their deck, then they deal cards from the top of their deck until they have one permanent for each one that went back into their deck. I call this the Wheel of Fortune card because more often than not, one person gets set up like a king while the other gets the royal shaft. Well I was on the receiving end this evening, and had most of my land taken away, a couple crap creatures tossed out, and an enchantment that I could have sworn I took out of the deck. Meanwhile he got pretty much all of his best creatures onto the board. Needless to say, I lost that one.
Oh well, considering the night before I had won two Planes Chaser games in a row, I didn't mind particularly. We switch over and start playing some Two-Headed giant. I use the mill deck and he uses Garuk's deck. Well he got mana-screwed and I didn't get any mill cards until about turn 5. So I we ended up getting destroyed against the 5 Color Deck (possibily the cheesiest, most unbalanced deck in any of the Magic games on XBox) and the enchantment deck. Next game, new opponents, I switch to Liliana's black deck and my partner was using Crosswinds. We come up against the Black green deck and the mill deck. My luck (or lack there of) maintained and while I had gotten screwed over while using the mill deck, our opponent apparently had a fantastic opening hand and started milling right off the bat. Ended up rage-quitting and dashboarding so I could go to my happy place: Tenchu Z.
I love me some sneaky ninja assassinations! Too bad the game decided it didn't want me to succeed. Between my X button apparently not wanting to work when I need it to and the fact that I quite clearly landed BEHIND "that guard", yet he got alerted as though I had landed right on top of him, being a sneaky ninja wasn't doing an effective job at calming me down.
And so, having found out that I apparently hadn't re-downloaded all the Left 4 Dead 2 DLC so I could play it with a friend, I started downloading it again and ended the night by loading up Magic 2012 so I could beat the piss out of some computers while playing as the Arch Enemy. I won, of course, but it was a hollow victory that did little to improve my mood.
Personal bias not-withstanding, I'd say I had a worse night of gaming than you did only for the fact that my curb-stomping carried through different titles, rather than all being focused on one game.