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DeadlyYellow

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Daystar Clarion said:
HORSE ARMOUR!

Seriously, which idiot at Bethesda thought that one up.
I really don't think this can be topped.

Pointless because you don't need a horse with the fast travel. Not that you can do anything while on one, except slowly get off it while an enemy takes potshots at you.

Pointless because they already have a horse in the game that is INVINCIBLE.
 

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DIZ-17 said:
The epilogue dlc for Prince of Persia 2008. I mean why call it an epilogue when you leave on another cliffhanger?
I had forgotten about this- yeah that was pretty bad. I don't think it tops my previous choice (Bioshock 2 first DLC) in terms of outright shittiness because it was at least an hour or two of playable entertainment. But it was highly overpriced and the story didn't do anything.
 

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DeadlyYellow said:
Daystar Clarion said:
HORSE ARMOUR!

Seriously, which idiot at Bethesda thought that one up.
I really don't think this can be topped.

Pointless because you don't need a horse with the fast travel. Not that you can do anything while on one, except slowly get off it while an enemy takes potshots at you.

Pointless because they already have a horse in the game that is INVINCIBLE.
Ah but the armor will make the horse INVINCIBLE-ER!
 

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Fable II Knothole Island.
MOTHERFRACKING FLIT SWITCHES!!!
I bought both see the future and knothole island on the same day and found myself enjoying the former much more.
At least the island itself was nice :/
 

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Worst DLC thus far for me has got to be the Pinnacle Station DLC for Mass Effect. Gee, just what I wanted, a DLC that is really only beatable if your a soldier-class. Anything else is like trying to climb stairs with your chin.

However, I am going to give a special shout-out to ANY DLC which is in essence a key to open content ALREADY on the damn disc. I'll grin and bear it when they say they couldn't fit it in because of scheduling issues, blah blah blah... whatever. But when I'm paying extra money for content I already have in my possession, esp. when I already went above and beyond and for example bought the collector's edition (ironically happened to me twice now with RE5 and Bioshock 2), then yeah, I'm only compelled to give said game developers and producers a hearty two finger salute...

...and probably do the exact stupid thing again when they release Bioshock 3 and RE6...
 

Illusive DiZ

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bawkbawkboo1 said:
DIZ-17 said:
The epilogue dlc for Prince of Persia 2008. I mean why call it an epilogue when you leave on another cliffhanger?
I had forgotten about this- yeah that was pretty bad. I don't think it tops my previous choice (Bioshock 2 first DLC) in terms of outright shittiness because it was at least an hour or two of playable entertainment. But it was highly overpriced and the story didn't do anything.
Yeah I know. I also felt the same about Bioshock 2's dlc. I didn't even bother with anyway because I really didn't like the multiplayer in that game because it felt like it was put together at the last minute to me.
 

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The "Special" Edition of The Witcher on steam. Seriously, the only way to make a game that bad any better is to burn it and start over again.

By the the way, with the Horse Armour comments for Oblivion, you do realise that you can download most mods for free on Planet Oblivion or other freelance modder sites, right?
 

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Ezio_fangirl said:
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I hated the Lady Gaga Pack for Rock Band 2, and the Sponge Bob pack X___X
Theres a spongebob pack?! wtf is on that?
It had music from the movie that 'supposdly ended' the entire spondebob series. *snorts*
The only Spongebob songs i liek is "the campfire song song" & "Sweet Victory". The movie was terrible...
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
HORSE ARMOUR!

Seriously, which idiot at Bethesda thought that one up.
In all fairness, paid-for DLC was just kicking off back then and they weren't sure HOW to go about it. Sure, it's still laughable, but not quite so bad when taken in context...
 

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Distorted Stu said:
Ezio_fangirl said:
Distorted Stu said:
Ezio_fangirl said:
I hated the Lady Gaga Pack for Rock Band 2, and the Sponge Bob pack X___X
Theres a spongebob pack?! wtf is on that?
It had music from the movie that 'supposdly ended' the entire spondebob series. *snorts*
The only Spongebob songs i liek is "the campfire song song" & "Sweet Victory". The movie was terrible...
I loved those two songs too. They only have like the dumb stuff though.
 

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armageddon74400 said:
Fable II Knothole Island.
MOTHERFRACKING FLIT SWITCHES!!!
I bought both see the future and knothole island on the same day and found myself enjoying the former much more.
At least the island itself was nice :/
Yes I must agree that was one of the shortest DLC packs I've every played...

I'm going to go with the COD4 add on pack though, cause none of those maps were good enough to buy it
 

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MikeTheMugger said:
The "Special" Edition of The Witcher on steam. Seriously, the only way to make a game that bad any better is to burn it and start over again.
Aside from the fact that I thought the game was great, that's not even DLC. It's a free update they put out after the game had been out for a while that added a bunch of new stuff and fixed/improved a bunch of stuff that was already there. Even if you didn't like it, I don't know that a free patch/content pack really counts as DLC...

Distorted Stu said:
The only Spongebob songs i liek is "the campfire song song" & "Sweet Victory". The movie was terrible...
F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U's for uranium...bombs! N is for no survivors...
 

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Operation Anchorage, Mothership Zeta, and Moxxi seemed like a waste. Killing Floor's seemed pointless, so I never bothered. Character packs for a FPS game. So... you only see the guy you spent $2 on when you are dead... what's the point?
 

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Assasin's Creed 2 - Battle of Forli

1 rotten hour of escort missions, some of them timed, that were conspicuously absent from the main game.

Thanks, Ubisoft.