Worst English language accent in the world

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Jakub324

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Birmingham... I hate that one with a passion. Boston, too, but to a lesser extent. That one merely feels like a cheese-grater to my ears, but Birmingham makes me want to die...
 

Wuffykins

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French Canadian? Really?

You know, I'm going to save my rage on this one. Instead I'll just comment how it probably be more helpful for the purposes of the thread to comment on accents that are a result of English being their mother tongue. Unless you guys want to start commenting on Japanese 'Engrish' and other dialects of English such as Jamaican Patois or the like.

But do ignore me and carry on.
 

ace_of_something

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What amazes me is that this is the best thing I've found for American accents. Breaking it down in an understandable way for people.
Pretty sure they have one for the UK as well.

[a href=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmericanAccents]Yeah, it's TV tropes[/a]
 

kurupt87

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Wuffykins said:
French Canadian? Really?

You know, I'm going to save my rage on this one. Instead I'll just comment how it probably be more helpful for the purposes of the thread to comment on accents that aren't a result of English not being their mother tongue. Unless you guys want to start commenting on Japanese 'Engrish' and other dialects of English such as Jamaican Patois or the like.

But do ignore me and carry on.
Double negative completely defeated your point there good chap.

"aren't a result of English not being their mother tongue" = are a result of English being their mother tongue.

I'm assuming your point was that these people's first language would be French rather than Canadian-English? And that any butchering of language would be akin to any English speaker talking in any foreign language?

Double negative's a *****, especially if you're not speaking in your 1st language.

[sub]No offense meant, I'm British. When we insult we mean it in good humour. It's when we complement that you should be wary.[/sub]

Edit: I'm wrong.
 

Shock and Awe

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Ghetto accents, oh god its more annoying than anything I have ever heard. I actually like Southern US accents depending on who it is with it. On girls it can be incredibly attractive.
 

Rinji

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Even though I'm a German, who lives in Germany, I can't stand the German accent.

Everytime when someone talks English with a heavy German accent it makes me want to blast them in the face. I hate this "z" sound that the Germans make everytime they say a word with "th" in it, it really makes me cringe. It's like torture to me!

Oh, and what pisses me off the most is, when an English teacher has this heavy accent. You may think it's cool when you don't have to listen to it on a regular basis, but listening to this for every single day is - at least to me - almost painful.

EDIT: Oh, and when it comes to an accent of a people, which speaks english regularly, I'd have to say the Jamaican/Rastafari one. Not because it's not cool (because it totaly is), I just find it to hard to understand. Sometimes I can't make out one single word a Jamaican says, but I still like to listen to it. Soooooo, does that count?
 

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Canid117 said:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE BLEEDING EARDRUMS! WATCH WITH CAUTION!
Oh Maury...*facepalm*

OT:
I actually don't dislike a single accent. I find them all interesting. Well, if I had to pick something then I'd pick this -


One of my favorite movies.

 

Wuffykins

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kurupt87 said:
No worries, no insult taken. That's just a personal pet peeve of mine regardless of language spoken, and if anything my error was mainly due to a lack of a proofread after many an edit to be sure I didn't call anyone a poopyhead.

Definitely would have missed it if you hadn't mentioned. Cheers for that, at the very least.
 

A Pious Cultist

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I think I am going to have go with Lancastrian (north west England), specifically Prestonian
You ************! :O

Edit: On reflection you're correct but still, no need to rub it in my face.
 

THE_NAMSU

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The chav accent.
The chav accent.
The flippin chav accent.
I will murder you chav accent people.
No I won't really, the accents just really annoying...
(though if you're asian with a chav accent, I would consider it)
Note: I am asian, I just find it insulting to our race if an asian talks with a chav accent.
 

elbrandino

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Live-Ruido said:
Fortunately, in California, we don't have much of an accent beside the standard american one, but we do have the worst slang ever.
What?! Are you kidding? Our slang is HELLA TIGHT!

In all seriousness though I hate hearing things like "hella." It just sounds stupid. And I find valley girl accents to be the most annoying, grating, makes-you-want-to-gouge-out-your-own-eyes accent ever. My girlfriend talks with one when she wants to annoy me.
 

Fenrisulfr

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South Florida is a sesspool of bad accents. No one here knows how to pronounce words correctly, and the accents are just baaaaaad. Not used to them even though I've lived here since birth.
 

Mercurio128

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THE_NAMSU said:
The chav accent.
The chav accent.
The flippin chav accent.
I will murder you chav accent people.
No I won't really, the accents just really annoying...
(though if you're asian with a chav accent, I would consider it)
Note: I am asian, I just find it insulting to our race if an asian talks with a chav accent.
Wot wot are you disrespektin me bruv, are you disrespeckting me?! I'll stab u up blud, my bruvva has a well fast car an he'll run you down bruv innit, u get me?!?

No, good sir, I do not. I do not get you at all.

But I applaud your decision to apply a £600 exhaust and £1000 wheels to your 12 year old Citroen Saxo, a very bold artistic statement.