Hawk eye1466 said:
Dragunai said:
Again man, its not all Americans. I encounter just as many English douches in COD games which is why when I play Black Ops to kill some time until my friends come on so we can play Bad Company 2 together I usually sit in a party with someone in my friends list to avoid hearing them play their chav music, cussing each other and generally talking with the IQ of a brain damaged rock.
I do, sadly, have to disagree with you on the BF suggestion. Whenever I've played it on my own and talking in-game chat I've had nothing but pleasant conversations with decent gamers from around the world.
I know this isn't exactly on topic and I'm not making a racial slur. Just want to ask.
Has anyone else noticed the sudden MASSIVE surge in french players these days?
When I'm on Black ops on those rare occasions where I listen to in game chat), TF2 or just about any other massively played online game I have found that the UK / American player base seems to have peeled away into mostly french players. Not an objection as I have no beef with them. It's just the sudden surge in their numbers that caught me off guard.
Tell me what times you play! I need normal people who aren't trying to piss me off to talk to!
But you are right it's only been a few occasions that there have been huge pains in the ass and only 1 time I can remember that I got mad enough to snap a controller in my hands. But to be fair that was only because he was sending me messages on how great it was that I kept letting him kill me while he was a sniper with a shotgun, AND HIS PROFILE BIO WAS NOTHING BUT HIM GOING ON ABOUT HE DIDNT USE A "WUSSY SNIPER CLASS OR GAY SHOT GUNS" BURN YOU BASTARD I WILL FIND YOU!!!! Sorry he was a big pain in the ass.
Best way to deal with them is keep laughing at them, and saying "Yeah dude, awesome stuff."
Or my personal favorite - Speaking in a really pretentious upper class English accent while denigrating them.
"Mhmm, Judging from the way you speak you're clearly very poor. Should you be spending your Dole money / Welfare money (strike off as applicable) on Xbox live? I thought you and the 20 other children who, like you, don't know who THEIR fathers are, would need it for food? Then again I guess your mom is drunk on vodka in a back ally making brother or sister number 21 right now eh? So you lack proper guidance, there there"
I'm not a total prick like this in real life but when some guy is giving you an attitude popping a seriously stuck up English attitude and mocking his heritage is such an easy head shot.
Adding "There there," in false pity is a nice addition too. makes the point that you're patronizing them as well as holding superiority over them and egos online are all they got.
Additionally this can lead the way for cock blocking all come backs.
"You're moms a whore" / "Perhaps, but I know my mom... and my dad. In fact they are married. You're just another wedlock baby aren't you? The literal meaning of bastard. How sad,"
"You're shit at the game," / "I guess I am, probably has a lot to do with me working in (add job here) paying taxes for you to use to buy XBL and ... well food. I'd be good at the game too if, like you, I stayed at home doing drugs, 12yr old girls and ... well nothing... there there,"
It goes on and on and is so much fun because most COD players are idiots, low lives or 12 haha
