Worst Film EVAR!

[RedDeadFred]

The Village.
He probably thought his "twists" was sooo clever. When they happened I was confused because they kind of built up to them but then when the actual twists happened I didn't even realize it because I kind of assumed there weren't any real monsters and I thought they were Amish living in our modern world from the very beginning.

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

C´mon! The absolute worst Piece os $H!T that ever saw the light of day has to be...

THE SPIRIT

It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It screwed up a great character. It had terrible plot, bad acting and dialogue and is the supreme evidence that Frank Miller sucks as a director. And no, Sin City doesnt count. That was all Robert Rodriguez, baby.

 

[Athol]

Mutant Chronicles is certainly my no.1. I walked out of the cinema 10 mins into the film, it was so awful.

So bad it was funny, in my opnion.

Worst movie ive seen, Balls of Fury

 

[greenboy2004]

Most movies that are really bad are so bad that they retain some level of enjoyment. I like to call this the Ed Wood effect.

The movies that I truly hate are the ones that are just boring and pointless, but people seem to love them for some reason. These films include, but are not limited to, Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather Trilogy, Scarface and many others.

These are movies that are just not that great, but for some reason people love them. People look at me funny when I talk about not liking them, like I just told them I enjoy kicking puppies. Through having to defend my position so many times, I have come to truly hate movies like this.

...and anything Michael Bay has ever done.

Are you out of your mind.

Anyway the worst movie I've ever seen is by far "Manos the Hands of Fate" It is by far the most boring movie ever. The only redeeming thing about it is it gave rise to probably the best episode of MST3K, so at least there's that. "The Room" is a horrible movie but it's so bad that you will be entertained the entire time your watching. There is no such escape with "Manos"

 

[feeback06]

You see in my opinion there are three types of Bad movies

so bad it's good

boring

unwatchable


One that pops in my head that is out right unwatchable is a film I saw called Evil Town. It was low budget horror with film so grainy it gave me a headache just looking at it.

 

[Shycte]

The Blind Side. Its bad enough I had to sit through a movie about football but it had Sandra Bullock in it. I hate her so much it would make Hitler look like a little *****.

Will you aid me in acts of terrorism agaist the movie academy as punishment for giving her an Oscar?

 

[Johnny Reb]

every single retarded ass "scary movie", and "American Pie" movie Hollywood has shat out of its big fat ass.

 

[vanthebaron]

napoleon dynamite, no clue how the fuck it has a 6.9/10 on IMBD. It was a shit movie, I'd rather watch "the batman movie that should not be named"

Napolean Dynamite is great I mean a bus full of school children get traumatized by seeing a farmer shoot a cow in the head as they were going by

that make a good movie?

napoleon dynamite, no clue how the fuck it has a 6.9/10 on IMBD. It was a shit movie, I'd rather watch "the batman movie that should not be named"

You mean the Dark Night? Yeah, a pretty overrated film, but not completely awful.

no. 3 words "bat credit card"

Am I the only one that thinks Napoleon Dynamite was absolute rubbish. And Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I left the theater that one was so bad.

you were ninja'd on the first page sir.

napoleon dynamite, no clue how the fuck it has a 6.9/10 on IMBD. It was a shit movie, I'd rather watch "the batman movie that should not be named"

You mean Batman and Ro..BLAM!!**assassinated by sharpshooter**

yes that one *puts away sniper rifle*

ROFL, I know EXACTLY how you feel man. that 'thing' is an abomination. I refuse to call it a movie, because its nothing more than a monster.

B&R>napoleon dynamite on the simple fact that you can play a drinking game while watching it.

 

[lacktheknack]

Alice in Wonderland 2010.. never again.

Awww, I liked that one... And come on, it had a sequence where Alice crossed a moat on severed heads. That's a redeeming feature!

"ZOMBIE! VS Mardi Gras", however, had no redeeming qualities.

 

[ragin64]

Oh, Stephen King's "The Stand"
I will never get that 6 hours back

Buh...wha...I mean...Yurr...where do you get off...I oughta...You sir are a...I LOVE THE STAND!
It's one of my favorite movies. Right from the opening when "Don't Fear the Reaper" starts to play, I was hooked. ooh, and it's even better when you've read The Dark Tower series, as you get to see more of The Stand's world and of a certain antagonist.

What turned you off from the movie? I mean, if you don't like it, then you don't like it, as everyone's taste is different. Just curious.

Well have you read the book? The movie messed with the actual plot too much to make it enjoyable for me. I spent a month reading that book only to have it destryed in 6 hours. I didnt like the actors either, but I do think Stu's character was well played.

 

[Legion IV]

I think you just won your own thread with 'The Room'.

You should check out the guy called "The Cinema Snob" He reveiws movies that make the room look decent.

 

[lacktheknack]

James Cameron's Avatar.

Fuck that movie, $300,000,000 spent to tell me how much of a bastard I am for abusing mother earth, 300 billion dollars can plant alot of trees ya hypocrite fuck.

300,000,000 = three hundred million.

300,000,000,000 = three hundred billion.

By the way, hyperbole is not your friend.

That being said, it wasn't the worst I've seen. If I had to demote films for hypocrisy, then basically every environmental film goes down in flames.

 

[AWAR]

Any film with Rob Schneider in it. And this Bob Dylan movie "I'm not there". It was kinda cool for a while but then it got soo boring and it didn't make any sense at all!

 

[Atmos Duality]

THE SPIRIT

It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It screwed up a great character.

Oh, it has ONE redeeming quality.
It gave me and my buddies the line "We know. We was watching."

From what I can tell, if you read the comics you will automatically hate this movie.
If you didn't, you probably didn't see it.
If you did, there's like a 2% chance you would like it.

...I'm in that 2%.
It's a terrible movie to be sure, but I never read the comics. I liked some of the film-effects because I love the 1940s black and white Noir style. Adding color correction to the movie tickles that snobbish part of me too; I can't help it.

But the reason I liked it the most?
I HATED Sin City
I had no fun watching that movie, and to this day, I cannot figure out why.

 

[Random Argument Man]

And this Bob Dylan movie "I'm not there". It was kinda cool for a while but then it got soo boring and it didn't make any sense at all!

Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt!?!?!?!?!?!?


...[sub]But it's my favorite movie...[/sub]

 

[thenoblitt]

dragon wars, that is all

 

[bak00777]

Pick a random "SY-FY-original." Chances are you'll think it's the worst movie ever made...

Aztec Rex, worst movie that Sy-Fy as ever made, might be one of the worst ever made period...I watch those movies solely because they are bad, but that one was too bad to laugh at.

 

[dillirgaf]

the best part about the room is that the guy that wrote/directed/starred/produced/etc thought he made one of the best films ever. Look up some of his interviews on youtube

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

So by that small list it seems that you don't like films that are dialog heavy? Although I've not seen Scarface yet so can't comment on it.

Not at all, I love dialog heavy films. Coen Brothers and Quentin Tarantino are among my favorite film makers. I actually prefer dialog to meaningless action. I just don't like those movies.

Are you out of your mind.

I can't tell you how many times people have told me that.

 

[Gaderael]

Oh, Stephen King's "The Stand"
I will never get that 6 hours back

Buh...wha...I mean...Yurr...where do you get off...I oughta...You sir are a...I LOVE THE STAND!
It's one of my favorite movies. Right from the opening when "Don't Fear the Reaper" starts to play, I was hooked. ooh, and it's even better when you've read The Dark Tower series, as you get to see more of The Stand's world and of a certain antagonist.

What turned you off from the movie? I mean, if you don't like it, then you don't like it, as everyone's taste is different. Just curious.

Well have you read the book? The movie messed with the actual plot too much to make it enjoyable for me. I spent a month reading that book only to have it destryed in 6 hours. I didnt like the actors either, but I do think Stu's character was well played.

Ahh, okay. Got ya. I have yet to read the book, but it's unfortunate that they mucked with the book so much. The mini series was made back when it was still considered fine to completely change everything in a book when making the film version. That's a shame.