Worst film you have ever seen with a slight twist

[weker]

What is the worst film you have ever seen, the twist is that these films CANT be so bad their good, in other words no Troll 2 or The Room.
For me its triangle

Spoiler: what happens in the film

It focus on a woman with a child with some mental illness, bad acting through out btw. She and a group of friends get shipwrecked (one dies without you seeing so and nothing is mention of her again) a killer is on the boat, it turns out to be the main character. When everyone on the boat but one dies the boat returns. She manages to get off the boat (it the reveals she was a tosser to her child spilling paint I guess to try prove she is nasty) she then proceed to kill her self take her child. The her child dies in a car crash and she returns to the start of the story

Spoiler

to put it simple left a bad taste with bad acting screen direction and ideas, with no closure or explanation its a film that ends half way though

 

[triggrhappy94]

I'm gonna go with The Expendables.
Its not good in anyway.

 

[Devi Darkside]

Though I spend time with my best friend discovering new movies to mock for their badness and since I can't list things that are so bad they're hilarious (The Room and Birdemic: Shock and Terror would've been listed otherwise.) I have to say the worst music I ever seen was Paranormal Activity 2.

(Some spoilers) Beyond being a pointless sequel to a movie I've never seen the character you can't help but not give a shit about, when the movie tells you how a guy dies and it finally happens you don't get to see how, you just read on the screen that he died, the "Scary" bits were just flashes of imagery, and about 1/2 of the movie or more is pointless video footage of either people sitting around and/or the pool cleaning robot cleaning the bottom of the pool.

Seriously...That movie was beyond bad and..I hate how my friends wanted to see it in theaters since I'll never get the $11 back.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Oh easy answer here: Napoleon dynamite. I'd have received as much entertainment if I was staring at a blank screen for 2 hours. I nearly fell asleep in parts, and after, I honestly wished I had, it would have been a better use of my time.

 

[Tartarga]

I'll second Napoleon Dynamite. All of the characters, especially the protagonist, annoyed the hell out of me and none of them made any effort to be funny. The best part of the film was Napoleon's dance near the end, unfortunately I had was already to bored to give a damn.

 

[Shakomaru]

2012. Seeing how I had watched The Andromeda Strain directly before it though, I might be comparing it to something that waaaay outclasses it. Plus it was stupid.
Wait, how do I...

 

[zombie goat fetish]

For me its triangle

When I saw this topic that film was the first thing to come into my head, what a load of shit.

 

[weker]

For me its triangle

When I saw this topic that film was the first thing to come into my head, what a load of shit.

It felt like such a waste of time leaving me with nothing but disappointment.
I will admit I laughed when the masked man is shooting at her, runs out bullets and then goes shrugs and thinks "meh out a ammo might as well lose the gun" and throws the gun at her causing her to fall XD. I think the best thing about that is the way its throw, side ways, over the head and really weakly.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Easy, that's got to be Gus Van Sant's 'Gerry'. The extent of the plot is Matt Damon and Casey Affleck get lost in a desert. No really, there is no but, that's it. This film is literally entirely comprised of padding featuring things like still shots of them walking in straight lines for minutes at a time. Now I'm not impatient, I'll gladly fucking watch all 4 hours of 'Once Upon a Time in America' as that film does not struggle to keep me engaged with it's rich plot, characters and setting. With this however, the shots are all as dreary, bland and desolate as the desert it's situated in, the characters rarely speak and when they do they have nothing remotely interesting or engaging to discuss. It's the most unbelievably boring, useless, pretentious piece of shit that I've ever had to endure. It sucks.

 

[Charisma]

Drop Dead Fred.

A guy whose intellect I respected recommended it.

It's so bad I actually lost some respect for the guy.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Why did I enjoy Inspector Gadget: The Movie when I was a child?

 

[Mike Richards]

Why did I enjoy Inspector Gadget: The Movie when I was a child?

Right there with you

Otherwise I'd probably have to say The Santa Cause 3, which I don't even remember why or how I ended up seeing.

It could have been because most of the writing was instantly forgettable; or the way it reduced the complex relationship Allen's character had with his ex-wife and her new husband the psychiatrist into a one-note tourist joke; or that the "It's a Wonderful Life" what-if, that was also the only remotely interesting thing it promised, only shows up in the last half an hour or something (oddly enough just like It's a Wonderful Life now that I think about it), or the fact that we really had absolutely no reason for another installment to this series to begin with.

But I think it's biggest offense is that it literally ends with the little girl giving the villain Jack Frost a hug so super-fantastic it warms his soul, which is what she flat out says as she does it, and makes him a good guy.

I. AM. NOT. MAKING. THIS. UP.

Bonus: The Last Airbender

While it certainly wasn't a very good movie, I can't objectively say it was terrible since there were one or two parts that didn't suck. As a fan of the still surprisingly good original show however, it's without a doubt the most disappointing film I've ever seen.

 

[Neo10101]

Well, mine is "Pan's Labyrinth" However it is more of a reason for what I read about it before I watched it. I read a description of it that sounded like a girl's trip through hell, almost like a movie adaptation of Dante's inferno but with a little girl, so that's what I was expecting and I got some pseudo WW2 movie, not in English, and this little girl finding these crazy mythological creatures and doing so much stupid stuff I couldn't keep track.

 

[Corven]

I'm going to go with the obvious answer and say m. night shyamalan's The Village.

OMG they're in the present!!! "Nooo, really? I totally didn't guess that within the first half of the movie when I heard the fucking train!"

 

[Gladiateher]

The last airbender. After so much buildup, a fantastic series, and a stunning trailer... Nothing man.

 

[AdmanUK]

Either the Notebook or Benjamin Button.

The Notebook: This film was so cheesy and predictable I couldn't bare most of it. My girlfriend at the time made me watch it with her and seriously I now know how many planks of wood make up my floor. I guessed the entire plot within the first half an hour.

Benjamin Button: It's hard to say what it is about this film that makes me hate it so much but I think it was that feeling when I came out of the pictures. The feeling was that all hope had died in the world. This film opens with about an hours worth of intro which is a long and dull attempt to make us feel for a character who apart from ageing backwards is really boring (Sounds odd I know). Admittedly perks up during World War 2 by introducing some fun characters but then it kills them all off in a way that feels designed to piss you off. Then it drones on about how everyone you know and love is going to die for a further hour or so then ends. Why was this film made? WHY?!

 

[dimensional]

The worst film I have ever had to watch is easily eraserhead. I didnt understand anything going on why is that baby full of porridge? why has the guys head fallen off? why are they now making pencils out of it? whats the point of the salad scene? whats the point of this film? admittedly I was having trouble concentrating on the `plot` as it was so bad, the acting certainly didnt help matters.

On the bright side it made other films look awesome in comparison, although if I was ever forced to watch `modern times forever` start to finish I am almost certain it would become my most hated film cant say worst because I dont know anything about it except its 240 hours long how any sane person could watch that in one go I dont know it should be a series not a film.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

It was either Epic Movie or, Disaster Movie. I can't remember which but I remember sitting in the theater thinking to myself, "It can't possibly get any worse...I'll give it five more minutes" and I remember thinking this from about 10 minutes into the film on.

 

[stutheninja]

the entire transformers series, someone prove me wrong