Worst Game Idea You Can Think Of

[Skuffyshootster]

Helen Keller FPS!!

The right and left triggers control your arms as you try to feel your way out of your house! Genius!

 

[ddq5]

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead: The Game. For the first hour or so, the only gameplay mechanic will be "Press A to flip coin!"

 

[Booze Zombie]

A game where you start out on an epic story, you're pumped to fight, you've just taken down the biggest enemy you've ever seen in a game with the smoothest controls and most fun combat system you've ever used... then the world goes all weird, the sky goes purple, the screen flickers and loud whooshing noises are everywhere.

Suddenly, a large wall appears in front of you, then a button upon it, with a label below it "WIN". You press the button, everyone you need to kill to win the game dies and you finish the game.

Fuck.

 

[gunbladejoe]

two guys. one horse. two dogs.

ONE RAIL SHOOTER FROM HELL!!!!!!

I don't know where I'm going with this so bear with me

and...a house full of zombies! YOU play as the horse running threw shooting zombie cows with your automatic shotgun and the sword you have attatched on your hoof!

 

[bodyklok]

A game that gives you AIDS.

This idea is full of win

Why do people keep saying that? A game that gives you AIDS would be horrible.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

A 2nd person shooter. You play as the guys getting shot at. You win when it says GAME OVER!

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

Helen Keller FPS!!

its worst not best

 

[Theophenes]

Two ones I thought I was gonna see:

Your Mother: The Game. If you need explanation, ask someone who's willing to mack you around before hand.

Suicide Bomber Sim. Strangely enough, this could work if you did it right.

 

[Hollock]

a game that is heavily marketed to kids and here's the dilly-o , it's like rock band or lips, but the objective is to scream as loud as you can into the microphone

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

A game based off of Grey's Anatomy. God, that's awful just thinking about it...makes me cringe, y'know? Absolutely no way that...

...wait, ohshi-

 

[PeaceFistCreations]

EA's Madden Creator
A game development sim, where you painstakingly copy-&-paste the code from last years Madden onto a new disc and choose one out of several features to add for the year. Careful choosing of the new content is necessary, or the fans might find out your foolproof scheme of screwing them over year after year!

Rockstar's Jock
An open world action/adventure with some RPG elements and a touch of relationship-simulation, where you spend most of your time playing football and other sports, getting drunk, and destroying the English language via dialogue choices to increase friendships and gain Xp.
You can go to parties to get a better chance at meeting new friends and hooking up with some babes for huge XP bonuses. Drinking beer gives you neat buffs, but you must watch out for ex-girlfriends, jealous boyfriends, and college security!
Also, too much beer or drugs messes up your reality, and the game will make all girls look hot, hiding the ugly girls, and even making some of the effminant men look like hot babes. And it will make you think your choosing all the good dialogue choices in a conversation. But the next day, you'll check your stats and relationship bars, and they'll be a cluttered mess of people you don't know, giving you huge Xp penalties.
There is also a controversial glitch, where hanging out in the locker rooms and with close friends will make your character confused about his sexuality, and you'll have a hard time keeping your Jock from touching other Jock's abs and ass's.

Digital Pictures Make My Commercal!
Updating the successful Make My Video franchise, Make My Commercial takes all those commercials that annoy the shit out of you, and has you remixing them to sell new and complety stupid products.

Fox Interactive's Emo: The Reckoning
You were planning on going to the mall with your friends for a night of hanging out in front of the main doors. Your were going to smoking, give old people mean looks, and curl up on the ground with your friends.
But suddenly, you get into an argument with your parents, and before you can say I-stole-my-little-sister's-tight-pants, your grounded!
Instead of, you know, being a tough rebellious teen with an attitude, and just fucking going anyway, you must find the sacred pills that will end your unfair life in a middle class house with running water and food, and will teach everyone a lesson for making your life so horrible.
But your parents scattered them everywhere! Now you must platform across your home. Your journey will take you from the dark cellar, through the kitchen with the tempting utensils to cut yourself with, past the living room, were you will have the hardest time uncovering the pills left between the couch pillows, a harrowing journey through your little brothers room, and a dramatic climax, finding the last of the pills on the roof of your house!

Holy shit I would pay to play the Emo game, that would be a barrel of LOLZ

Seriously I laughed my ass off reading your post, u win the INTERNETZZZ

Thanks, I...

...Its YOOOU again.

>_<

If you like the idea so much, you keep it!

 

[Cuniculus]

The Sims.

Honestly, I love the games... but really, if you didn't know what the game was like, and someone described it to you, you'd think he was a fucking idiot.

"So there is this game, right? And in the game, you control a little person who goes to work the make money, then he uses his money to buy things; like a TV! Then you can make him watch the TV! Then he goes to bed and wakes up the next morning, and goes to work! WHOO!"

 

[dudeman0001]

Coming out of the closet the live action video game!
You try to keep your parents from rejecting you and your homosexuality only to play the game over and over and find out you lose no matter what.

Oh yeah, and the game also castrates you, mollests you, forces you to watch "Fred" until your eyes bleed, steals your soul, deletes all your achievements, uses your toothbrush as a dildo, spams your E-mail, makes you drink 3 gallons of Dr. pepper while eating pickle flavoured lays, leaves the front door open, tricks your entire school into walking in on you masturbating, sends you to jail and makes sure you drop the soap every day, turns out to be your real father, and gives you AIDS!!!!!

 

[dudeman0001]

A game that gives you aids.

scratch mine a game that gives you aids would be alot worse

A game that gives you AIDS while staring at a blank screen, and the game over screen is "CONGRATLURATIONS, YOU HAVE AIDS!!"

I'm from Canada, we're immune to AIDS. However, the EHds virus is a serious epidemic that's taking countless lives

 

[Soxafloppin]

A game that causes pain, costs money and has sex with your mother sister and girl friend right in front of you. Oh and gives you aids.

 

[NotAPie]

Okay...
A game about pouring water into a glass.

 

[Spudgun Man]

Heroic Space Marines with an obvious American way of looking at war beating the holy hell out of whoever opposes them until they ahve to valiantly save their homeland.

Oh wait shit that describes a large amount of games. Give me a mo.

 

[KrackleJack]

a game where your hitler and your running a death camp

 

[McAster]

Real life.

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