worst game names

[ReepNeep]

Lost Planet: Extreme Condition

It practically reeks of word for word Japanese -> English translation, and that gave us such gems as 'someone set up us the bomb'.

Fear the Engrish!

 

[Agent00abe]

Future Cop LAPD.. Dunno it just sounds like Advice Dog or some other 4chan retarded creation.

 

[excessum ado]

Simple DS Series Vol.14 The Jidousha Kyoushuujo DS -- Gendoukitsuki Jidousha, Futsuu Jidou Nirin, Oogata Jidou Nirin, Futsuu Jidousha, Fusuu Jidousha Nishuu, Chuugata Jidousha, Oogata Jidousha, Oogata Jidousha Nishuu, Oogata Tokuchuu Jidousha, Kenbiki. Im not kidding. Its the longest game title ever.

 

[solider23876]

culdcept

it's a card/board game for the ps2

wtf kind of name is that?

 

[Stammer]

Beat em and eat em, or escape from bug island

"Beat Em and Eat Em" was the name for a porno game on the Atari, at least according to the Angry Video Game Nerd. Of course it's going to be a bad name >.<

 

[N.K]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
F.E.A.R.

For obvious reasons

 

[laikenf]

Cocoto Racing. I mean seriously, what kind of a name is Cocoto?, or better yet what the f..k is a Cocoto?

 

[mrnelsby]

Super Puzzle Fighter Extreme II HD

 

[Souplex]

Street fighter two: Turbo mega hyper suplex super duper pooper scooper kitten edition

 

[WrongSprite]

Army of two....not a horrible name but doesnt leave u guessing or give room for sequels.

army of two....2?

Army of three?

 

[terminator44]

Wild Woody. No comment.

 

[Perwer]

Tibia - because it reminds me of the actual game. *shudder*

 

[SurferRosa]

Driv3r was fairly bad for those of us who hate alphanumerism.

 

[bad rider]

Final Fantasy.

Most abusive use of "Final" in a name.

It's called final because Square was going out of business and it was it's last attempt at a video game.

Anyway, worst game name ever... humm... maybe Half-Life.

Unless there is a damn good reason for calling it half life that has yet to be revealed, I'm gonna have to say it has no relevance other than the game has good physics and it turns out that a half life is to do with physics so

 

[j1-2themax]

Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machinemo's Butt. Don't know what it is, and yet the title says it all.

 

[goater24]

lylat wars = shit name for starfox

 

[Mathew952]

The Outfit.
It's about a crazy commando for the US, who has to help the good nazi kill the bad Nazis.

 

[Mathew952]

Bomb Explosion, Flying Rockets, and My favorite, Undercover Taco, which is about the taco mascot from a fast foodchain, but like a 70's sunglass wearing funky cool secret agent guy.

 

[kanyatta]

Magna Carta: Crimson Stigmata

Seriously, anyone can create a game title now using the template "Weird Words: Exotic Subtitle"

 

[Disabled Complex]

Manos: Hands of F- er wait wrong medium


Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness is terrible because it took what initially sounded like a cool, indiana jones-esque sound and tacked on needless dark themes that title wouldn't belie.


Brick Breaker. Yes, we know it's a breakout clone, but damn.